#162 What If My Love Does Cost A Thing?

This week on @ Betches, Sami, Jordana & Aleen dive into Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban’s shocking divorce after 19 years of marriage. Was Nicole blindsided? Did Keith already move on with another woman? The girls unpack all the rumors, speculation, and what’s next for Nicole in her single era. They also break down Selena Gomez & Benny Blanco’s wedding, Sydney Sweeney’s bizarre guest list (yes, Jeff Bezos and…Ashton Kutcher?), and debate whether Bad Bunny will outdo Shakira at the Super Bowl. Plus, memorializing Mean Girls Day nostalgia…what exactly does Gen Z quote if it's not Mean Girls? Go to the Betches YouTube page to watch full length episodes every Friday: Youtube.com/@Betches  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

3 Okt 53min

This week on @Betches, Sami, Jordana, and Aleen cover everyone’s favorite athletic event: laying down for a little bit. They recap Harry Styles’ latest marathon moment (yes, another one!) and break down Taylor Swift’s wildest legal drama yet. Spoiler: if you’re trying to serve a celebrity deposition, maybe don’t hop their fence. Plus, in the spirit of Jennifer Aniston and Reese Witherspoon’s viral BFF quiz, the girls put their 20+ years of friendship to the test and things get real. Go to the Betches YouTube page to watch full length episodes every Friday: Youtube.com/@Betches  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

26 Sep 54min

This week on @betches, Sami, Jordana, and Aleen dive into Bachelor Nation’s most shocking twist yet: Taylor Frankie Paul is officially The Bachelorette. From #MomTok swinger scandal to handing out roses, could this be the Hail Mary that saves the franchise? They also break down who nailed their Emmy predictions, which shows walked away empty-handed (sorry White Lotus), and why this specific EDM song might actually be millennials’ version of Mozart. Plus, the trio unpacks what it really means to be in a calm couple, a chaotic couple, or the lesser known “duck” couple. Go to the Betches YouTube page to watch full length episodes every Friday: Youtube.com/@Betches  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

19 Sep 52min

This week on @ Betches, Sami, Jordana, and Aleen are back to unpack the end of wedding season. From Alexia Umansky’s star-studded nuptials (where exactly were Kim Richards and Paris Hilton?) to Becca Bloom’s #RichTok extravaganza on Lake Como. Then, they dive into Gwyneth Paltrow’s wild new unauthorized biography and her rise from Hollywood It Girl. They also break down the fall fashion trends making a major comeback, including lace skirts and barn jackets. Finally, the trio discuss if The Paper has what it takes to live up to The Office’s legacy. Go to the Betches YouTube page to watch full length episodes every Friday: Youtube.com/@Betches Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

12 Sep 48min

This week on @ betches, Sami, Jordana, and Aleen take a trip down memory lane to revisit the most iconic Instagram posts of all time and reveal which ones actually got their double tap (spoiler: Jordana could definitely be more generous with her likes). From there, they break down Sabrina Carpenter’s new album and why she’s officially pop’s newest powerhouse princess. Next, they tackle Sydney Sweeney and Scooter Braun’s eyebrow-raising relationship, unpacking the wild age gap and whether Sydney’s latest romance is love, strategy, or a PR move. Finally, the trio dives into Netflix’s Unknown Number: The High School Catfish, a jaw-dropping doc about a teenage girl who gets catfished by someone shockingly close to home. atBETCHES Chapters00:00 Introduction06:49 Which iconic instagram posts have we liked?15:06 If only Sabrina Carpenter was around when we were in college25:08 What is Sydney Sweeney doing!?29:55 Breaking Down Unknown Number: The High School Catfish...and wtf!45:50 Betch of the Week Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

5 Sep 52min

This week on @ betches, Sami and Jordana discuss their week off in ~Ibitha~ and the sheer joy of order chicken tenders at the club at 2am. They then dive head first into the royal engagement that is Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce. Sami and Jordana break down the ring, the (cringey) instagram caption, and the swiftie chaos that followed. Plus, was Taylor not invited to Selena Gomez’s bachelorette trip in Cabo? And which one of Taylor’s exes should be invited to her wedding? It probably won’t be Jake Gyllenhaal. Go to the Betches YouTube page to watch full length episodes every Friday: Youtube.com/@Betches  00:00 Introduction & Ibiza Trip Recap06:30 The Royal Wedding of Taylor & Travis18:13 What we thought of the ring and instagram caption26:28 Put A Like On It, Betch!34:04 Was Taylor Swift not invited to Selena Gomez’s bachelorette trip?38:50 What’s the deal on Zoe Kravitz & Harry Styles?44:06 Betch of the Week (edited)  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

29 Aug 50min

Hey Betches! We’re taking a little summer R&R this week, so we’re handing over the feed to our hilarious coworkers at Betches Video Club. They’ve got you covered with all the laughs while we’re out. Catch them every Monday on Spotify, Youtube (youtube.com/@betches), and wherever you get your podcasts! Rom Com lovers, assemble! In this episode of Betches Video Club, we’re handing out our own (completely legitimate) Betchie awards to the greatest romantic comedies of all time (as determined by our office poll): When Harry Met Sally, 10 Things I Hate About You, How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, and Crazy, Stupid, Love. We rank the most iconic rom com moments—from Heath Ledger singing on the bleachers to Ryan Gosling’s shirtless reveal in Crazy, Stupid, Love, the yellow dress from How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, and of course, the New Year’s Eve kiss in When Harry Met Sally. Plus, we award the Judy Greer Award for Best Best Friend. Also discussed: -The foreplay-to-kiss ratio in Crazy, Stupid, Love ("an hour and ten minutes of foreplay, as usual") -Whether you’d need a therapist or a friend to convince you to hook up with Ryan Gosling -The universal truth that "they don’t make sweaters like they used to" -A full meltdown over Andie Anderson’s yellow dress -Billy Crystal’s unexpected sex appeal in When Harry Met Sally -Why the kiss in 10 Things I Hate About You just hits harder when there’s paint on your face Whether you're Team Gosling, Team Ledger, or just here to yell about how unrealistic diamond ad pitches are, this is the romcom breakdown you didn’t know you needed. 00:00-02:31 We Dressed Like Our Fave Rom Com Leads 02:32 The 'Judy Greer Award' For Best Rom Com Friend 06:17 Rom Com's Worst Characters Ever 08:34 Throbbiest Heartthrob and Best Dressed 19:41 Best and Worst Dressed Rom Com Characters 22:14 This Is The Best Rom Time Of All Time! #RomComRanking #BestRomcoms #RyanGosling #HeathLedger #HowToLoseAGuyIn10Days #10ThingsIHateAboutYou #WhenHarryMetSally #CrazyStupidLove #RomComAwards #BetchesVideoClub #RomComObsessed #RomComCore #RomComRewatch #ChickFlicksForever #RomComHallOfFame #BestRomComMoments #IconicMovieKisses #MovieBesties #RomComBreakdown #VideoClubAwards #WhenHarryMetSally #10ThingsIHateAboutYou #HowToLoseAGuyIn10Days #CrazyStupidLove #RyanGoslingEra #HeathLedgerForever #AndieAnderson #BillyCrystalAppreciation #EmmaStoneStan #BetchesVideoClub #BetchesContent #YouTubeComedy #MovieTok #PopCultureDebate #NostalgiaRewatch #GirlsWhoLoveMovies #FunnyMovieReview #GenZMovieTakes #HotTakesOnly #stevecarrell #kathrynhahn #megryan Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

22 Aug 34min

This week on @Betches, Sami & Jordana recap their Mumford & Sons concert and Marcus Mumford’s unexpected “wait, he’s hot now?” glow up. Then, they dive deep into the marketing powerhouse that is Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce, from predicting what (and who) the tracks will be about to dissecting her PR perfect romance with Travis. And finally, they break down Brooklyn Beckham & Nicola Peltz extremely petty and oddly timed vow renewal. Go to the Betches YouTube page to watch full length episodes every Friday: Youtube.com/@Betches  00:00 Introduction & Mumford Recap07:18 The Life Of Our Capitalist Queen, Taylor Alison Swift11:53 Taylor & Travis’ PR Machine20:28 Does Brooklyn Beckham & Nicola Peltz vowel renewal spell trouble?30:33 Sami’s Read of the Week32:16 Betch of the Week & Caymans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

15 Aug 36min