Quarantine Chronicles

Hey Betches! We’re taking a little summer R&R this week, so we’re handing over the feed to our hilarious coworkers at Betches Video Club. They’ve got you covered with all the laughs while we’re out. Catch them every Monday on Spotify, Youtube (youtube.com/@betches), and wherever you get your podcasts! Rom Com lovers, assemble! In this episode of Betches Video Club, we’re handing out our own (completely legitimate) Betchie awards to the greatest romantic comedies of all time (as determined by our office poll): When Harry Met Sally, 10 Things I Hate About You, How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, and Crazy, Stupid, Love. We rank the most iconic rom com moments—from Heath Ledger singing on the bleachers to Ryan Gosling’s shirtless reveal in Crazy, Stupid, Love, the yellow dress from How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, and of course, the New Year’s Eve kiss in When Harry Met Sally. Plus, we award the Judy Greer Award for Best Best Friend. Also discussed: -The foreplay-to-kiss ratio in Crazy, Stupid, Love ("an hour and ten minutes of foreplay, as usual") -Whether you’d need a therapist or a friend to convince you to hook up with Ryan Gosling -The universal truth that "they don’t make sweaters like they used to" -A full meltdown over Andie Anderson’s yellow dress -Billy Crystal’s unexpected sex appeal in When Harry Met Sally -Why the kiss in 10 Things I Hate About You just hits harder when there’s paint on your face Whether you're Team Gosling, Team Ledger, or just here to yell about how unrealistic diamond ad pitches are, this is the romcom breakdown you didn’t know you needed. 00:00-02:31 We Dressed Like Our Fave Rom Com Leads 02:32 The 'Judy Greer Award' For Best Rom Com Friend 06:17 Rom Com's Worst Characters Ever 08:34 Throbbiest Heartthrob and Best Dressed 19:41 Best and Worst Dressed Rom Com Characters 22:14 This Is The Best Rom Time Of All Time! #RomComRanking #BestRomcoms #RyanGosling #HeathLedger #HowToLoseAGuyIn10Days #10ThingsIHateAboutYou #WhenHarryMetSally #CrazyStupidLove #RomComAwards #BetchesVideoClub #RomComObsessed #RomComCore #RomComRewatch #ChickFlicksForever #RomComHallOfFame #BestRomComMoments #IconicMovieKisses #MovieBesties #RomComBreakdown #VideoClubAwards #WhenHarryMetSally #10ThingsIHateAboutYou #HowToLoseAGuyIn10Days #CrazyStupidLove #RyanGoslingEra #HeathLedgerForever #AndieAnderson #BillyCrystalAppreciation #EmmaStoneStan #BetchesVideoClub #BetchesContent #YouTubeComedy #MovieTok #PopCultureDebate #NostalgiaRewatch #GirlsWhoLoveMovies #FunnyMovieReview #GenZMovieTakes #HotTakesOnly #stevecarrell #kathrynhahn #megryan Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

22 Aug 34min

This week on @Betches, Sami & Jordana recap their Mumford & Sons concert and Marcus Mumford’s unexpected “wait, he’s hot now?” glow up. Then, they dive deep into the marketing powerhouse that is Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce, from predicting what (and who) the tracks will be about to dissecting her PR perfect romance with Travis. And finally, they break down Brooklyn Beckham & Nicola Peltz extremely petty and oddly timed vow renewal. Go to the Betches YouTube page to watch full length episodes every Friday: Youtube.com/@Betches  00:00 Introduction & Mumford Recap07:18 The Life Of Our Capitalist Queen, Taylor Alison Swift11:53 Taylor & Travis’ PR Machine20:28 Does Brooklyn Beckham & Nicola Peltz vowel renewal spell trouble?30:33 Sami’s Read of the Week32:16 Betch of the Week & Caymans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

15 Aug 36min

On this week’s episode of @Betches, Sami, Aleen, and Jordana are finally back together and there’s a lot to catch up on. Sami shares the magical experience of returning to her old sleepaway camp, sparking a conversation about growing up, growing older, and slowly becoming… our mothers. The trio also dives into Demi Lovato’s surprise pop bop, the Gen Z artists they’d love to see collab with iconic millennial acts, and Aleen’s new obsession: Netflix’s soapy summer thriller The Hunting Wives. Plus, a reflection on the And Just Like That coming to an end (thank god). atBetches Chapters 00:00 Introduction & Sami’s camp experience09:33 Becoming your mother15:22 Demi Lovato’s new pop bop21:04 Gen Z collabing with older acts at Lollapalooza32:17 Thoughts on the Hunting Wives35:46 And Just Like That coming to an end Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

8 Aug 50min

On this week on @betches, Sami and Aleen break down the reaction to Sydney Sweeney’s now infamous American Eagle ad campaign. Is it just a bad pun, or something deeper? Next, they get into the release of Happy Gilmore 2 and whether Adam Sandler is entering a full blown redemption era. Is this movie just a nostalgic cash grab or something more authentic? Afterwards, they dive into the recent chaos of celebrity couple news… yes, including Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau. They also take a nostalgic walk down memory as Sami gets ready to visit her old sleep away camp to talk about running a media business. atBETCHES Chapters00:00 Introduction05:28 Sami is going to camp!14:15 What's up with the Sydney Sweeney American Eagle Ad?24:51 Thoughts on Happy Gilmore 234:06 We’ve seen too much of the Devil Wears Prada 2 movie already37:41 New celeb couples just dropped41:35 The Betch of the Week Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

3 Aug 48min

On this week of @Betches, Sami and Jordana reveal Sami's true career calling - an unlicensed dog psychologist. Then, they deep dive into the social play out of the Coldplay CEO affair and how the Biebers can learn from the Obamas. And finally, Sami refreshes her list of saucy summer beach reads. Watch this and more today on youtube.com/@betches! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

25 Juli 45min

This week on @Betches, Aleen, Jordana, and Sami unpack the 2025 Emmy’s snubs and reveal hot takes on Justin Bieber’s latest album. Then, they deep dive into Sydney Sweeney’s billionaire lingerie deal funded by Jeff Bezos. And finally, they debate whether Lena Dunam’s Too Much is the new Girls or if it’s just Netflix filler. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

18 Juli 50min

This week on @ Betches, Aleen, Sami, and Jordana unpack a very busy news week by focusing on the latest hit piece- there are $400 melons in grocery stores at the Hamptons. Then, they reveal their watch of the week, Love Island, and all the drama it entails. And don't miss our Betch of the Week, sponsored by Pepsi Zero Sugar... Let's just say it's a juicy one. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

11 Juli 36min

This week on @Betches, Aleen, Jordana, and Sami unpack the rollercoaster of questions that was the Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez wedding. Then, they reveal their watch of the week and dive into the Anna Wintour step down rumors. Also: Orlando Bloom’s thighs are something to Google, just sayin. Watch this and more today on youtube.com/@betches! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

4 Juli 43min