¡Feliz Año Huevo!
Happy New Year! Superfan Ed C. from Florida wrote in a few days ago to see if his list of Cuban New Year’s Eve traditions matched up with Rita’s. Black-eyed peas? Resolutions? Gunfire? Not for our fav...
2 Jan 202437min
Wrong DeSantis
It's gotten to the point where Florida's Governor deserves nothing more than to return to governing his state back in to the ground or toward new heights of Christian (in name only) Glory (depending o...
26 Nov 202329min
Nikki Haley: Trick, Pick or Dick?
You decide. Nikki Haley's recent surge in the polls leading up to the first round of primaries has been impressive enough to (further) derail DeSantis while also revealing her to be notably deft in re...
26 Nov 202327min
But Those Pecs! RFK Jr. Quixotic Erotic
Conspiracy theorist? Anti-Vaxxer? Crackpot? Embarrassment? Presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has been called all that and more - by the mainstream media and members of his family. He's also...
2 Okt 202349min
The 2024 Presidential Erection
Given the growing number of octogenarian politicians in the U.S., the two frontrunners in the 2024 Presidential election being foremost, we're not sure what kind of erection can be achieved, so we're ...
7 Sep 202335min
Season 2 Finale: Quinceañeras, Indictments and Bladders.
Her granddaughter's 15th birthday sends Rita ready down memory lane, recounting her first quinceañera back in Cuba, and lamenting (just a bit) the production the coming-of-age tradition has become for...
20 Aug 202355min
Should I Stay or Should I Go? Tío Junior Escapes Cuba...Twice!
I recently read a book review in The Atlantic entitled “What It Feels Like When Fascism Start.” The book was written in the late 1930’s by Lion Feuchtwanger, one of Germany’s best-known historical fic...
16 Jan 202338min
