Relaxation: Categorization of Canadian Grain (Deep Voice ASMR Sleep Aid)

Relaxation: Categorization of Canadian Grain (Deep Voice ASMR Sleep Aid)

Sleep well to a deep, soothing voice — an alternative to sleep stories and white noise. This boring voice ASMR sleep aid is for relaxation, insomnia relief and racing minds that need to fall asleep.

Tonight, we journey to the prairie provinces to audit the microscopic standards of the harvest. Fall asleep to the Canadian Grain Quality Protocol—the definitive technical specification for the categorization of agricultural exports. We will review the mechanical use of the Cox Funnel for density, the thermal corrections of the Model 919 moisture meter, and the visual identification of kernel anatomy including the brush, the cheek, and the crease. Find comfort in the unyielding quality of the technical record.

Deeply Unimportant is a sleep ASMR sleeping aid for minds that need structure to drift off. An alternative to CBT therapy, it employs a form of what sleep scientists call a cognitive shuffle that can overcome mind racing thoughts at night. No whispers or fairy tales; just an ordered, structured, boring voice of a real life former newscaster reading material that doesn't matter.

This version of the show is ad-supported: ads play at the beginning, but nowhere else as you drift off. Get ad-free episodes, long versions that run all night, and infinite loops for a few dollars a month. Visit http://deeplyunimportant.com to subscribe or gift a membership to a fellow over-thinker.

This episode is partly supported by Sorry About The Murder, a very Canadian murder mystery fiction podcast set in the nice little Canadian town of Beavermount, Ontario.

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