The Watermelon Glory Hole Betrayal

The crew rings in Joe’s 41st birthday by skipping out on WeHo Pride to stay home in total comfort. Between celebrating Sam Reed’s magnificent, boundary-pushing return in Interview with the Vampire and analyzing the high-society trauma of Keke Palmer breaking Lisa Kudrow’s mind at a Hollywood roundtable, this episode quickly descends into a support group for Coral’s utter devastation at the hands of a corporate-sanitized watermelon festival.

This Week's Insanity:

• LotZilla Prep: Getting ready for the June 20th market with barbecue and "Big Dog Steven," while Coral gets thoroughly roasted for confusing potato gnocchi with cake ganache.

• Pride Festival Nostalgia: The group tracks the chaotic social media highlights of WeHo Pride, from Ashlee Simpson's performance to a three-member Pussycat Dolls set that sounded suspiciously like a standard karaoke track.

• Vampire Bus Showers: Gushing over the brilliance of Interview with the Vampire Season 3, the absolute baller status of having a shower in the middle of a moving tour bus, and the looming narrative horror of Lestat's family tree.

• Roundtable Traumas: Breaking down the viral Hollywood Reporter Emmy Roundtable where Keke Palmer dropped a casual Two Girls One Cup reference out of nowhere, entirely derailing Quinta Brunson and Hannah Einbinder.

• Coral’s Corner (The Glory Hole Lies): Coral details her extreme heartbreak after packing a duffle bag full of Tupperware for the annual Watermelon Festival, only to find a $20 parking fee, a complete ban on free fruit, and a tragic $8 warm syrup abomination.

• Movie Brain: Coral tries to defend her deep love of cinema in the new horror movie Obsession at the AMC Americana.

Loose, chaotic, and completely unpermitted, this episode is a weekly reminder to always check your formatting and never trust an optimized festival flyer.

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Only at Revenge Of — where the gnocchi is savory, the car rides are quiet, and the watermelon should be entirely free.