Penis Potholes, Urinal Fights, & Bank Robber House Arrest | Heightened Babble Ep 12

Brad Williams and JB Ball bring a new episode of absurd, crowd-tested comedy: tour dates,, wild news stories, and two unbelievable true tales. Hear a Memphis security-guard's epic men’s-room fight over a “stolen urinal,” Manchester’s anonymous artist who draws penises around potholes to force repairs, and the jaw-dropping story of a 70-year-old who robbed a bank to get away from his wife — then got house arrest instead of prison. Plus comic riffs about Tracy Morgan, viral clips, mispronunciations, and why doodling dicks might actually change the world. Perfect for fans of storytelling stand-up, viral oddities, and cringe-but-true news.Why this episode works for comedy podcast viewers:- High-contrast mix of topical oddities, listener interaction, and personal riffs - Big-name comedy references (Tracy Morgan), tour promos, and local flavor for discoverability - Natural moments for visual clips: “Wanky” pothole art, the urinal fight, the bank-robber revealTour Dates: https://www.bradwilliamscomedy.com/Merch: https://brad-williams-store.myshopify.com/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BradWilliamsComic/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@bradwilliamscomicInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/bradwilliamscomicX: https://x.com/funnybradChapters:00:00 — Intro: Heightened Babble & tour dates (Duluth, Grand Forks, Winnipeg) 01:05 — How to reach the show: email & voicemail (323-272-3908) 03:22 — First Class Mail: listener comments & mispronunciation laughs (prosciutto, Beatrice → “Beet Rice”) 06:08 — Brazil viral follow-up: Hulk the footballer story & listener Dozer from Wisconsin 11:10 — Memphis voicemail: Savannah Bass breaks up a men’s-room fight — “He stole my urinal” 18:02 — Two Tall Tales intro: setup for true-but-unbelievable stories 19:17 — Manchester’s “Wanky”: the pothole-penis artist who forces repairs (nicknames, nonpermanent paint) 29:38 — Wanky wrap & copycat thoughts (stage backdrop idea) 29:50 — True tale #2: 70-year-old robs a bank to escape his wife — waits for police, odd sentencing begins 31:17 — Bank-robber details: the chair, the note, sitting for arrest 33:02 — Sentenced to house confinement (the Twilight Zone outcome) 35:59 — Arrest follow-up: no gun — only a hairbrush/toenail clippers (comic consequences) 41:03 — Tracy Morgan riffs: celebrity stories, alternative-universe jokes & guest wish-list 45:42 — Open invite: Tracy Morgan, podcast dreams & improv bits 52:39 — Final notes, tour reminder & sign-off 53:05 — OutroYouTube tags comedy podcast, stand up podcast, storytelling podcast, Brad Williams, JB Ball, Heightened Babble, funny news stories, viral oddities, pothole prank, street art, Manchester artist, penis art, listener voicemail, Memphis security guard, urinal fight, true tales, bank robbery story, house arrest, Tracy Morgan, podcast tour dates, comedy tour, podcast clips, podcast shorts, sketch comedy, comedic storytellingHashtags:#ComedyPodcast #StandUpPodcast #Storytelling #BradWilliams #JBBall #ViralNews #StreetArt #PotholePrank #TrueTales #TracyMorgan #PodcastClips #Shortsproduced by @IsaacAbrams ​