The BIGGEST ANXIETIES of Being a Dad | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos

#ChrisDistefano #StandUp #comedy Chris is back in the Chaos Bus talking about everything from parenting anxiety and possibly starting anxiety medication to why he may never buy another house again. He also breaks down his upcoming Ireland trip, airline disasters, New Balance drama, physical therapy, Colombia bachelor party stories, bringing back Hey Babe, parenting in the age of smartphones, and why he's officially done with beaches. Leave a comment letting us know: Would you let your 11-year-old have a phone? Are you Team Beach or Team Pool? Should Chris move in two years? Subscribe for new episodes every week. Timestamps 00:00 Welcome back to the Chaos Bus 01:30 Comedy tour updates & why 4 PM shows are the future 03:45 Chris says he'll never buy another house again 05:00 Achilles injury, physical therapy & New Balance debate 07:00 Could Hey Babe return? 09:00 Ireland trip planning & airline point disaster 16:30 Calling Jasmine live on the podcast 21:20 BlueChew Ad 22:30 Rumble Wallet Ad 24:05 Parenting anxiety gets real 29:00 Should kids have smartphones? 32:00 HBO's Neighbors and nightmare neighbors 34:00 Team Pool vs Team Beach 36:35 Colombia bachelor party stories 40:00 Tourist safety, scams & why a local guide is essential 43:55 Wrapping up & Rosario's Deli review UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS BlueChew Discover your options at https://BlueChew.com! RUMBLE Take Control of Your Money and claim $10 in US Stablecoin (USA₮)! Download now at http://wallet.rumble.com/chrisd and use the code CHRISD10. This is a paid advertisement for Rumble Wallet. Rumble is compensating me for this ad. Void where prohibited. No purchase necessary. Offer available to US residents only. Offer not available in New York State. Must be 18+. Offer is available for a limited time and for the first 500 wallets activated and funded. Details and full official rules available at http://rumble.com/promoofficialrules. Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices