Little Brother (2026)

Well... it finally happened.

After 137 episodes, Jacob disappeared.

No, he didn't die.

No, he didn't get abducted by aliens.

And despite what Brad claimed, he didn't punch Brad in the face over Joker 2... although listeners aren't ruling it out.

Enter Mark.

Brad claims he searched the globe for a new co-host. We assume that means he Googled "guy willing to watch terrible movies for free" and somehow Mark answered.

Within the first ten minutes, Mark had already:

Been insulted by Jacob in the live chat.
Learned Brad's nickname is "Baby Hands."
Been introduced to MTD, who apparently trained Jason Voorhees... according to absolutely no verified historical records.

Then they actually tried talking about Little Brother...

...for about six minutes.

After that the episode somehow became:

A Tom Hanks career retrospective.
A Star Wars debate.
A discussion about hologram concerts.
Brad's traumatic Cast Away date where his date narrated the entire movie to the theater.
Mark Wahlberg somehow getting cast in a movie he wasn't even in.
And a serious investigation into whether John Cena accepted the role without reading the script.

Meanwhile, the actual movie sat quietly in the corner wondering if anyone remembered it existed.

The best part?

Mark fit in immediately. By the end of the episode he was already roasting the movie, questioning Netflix's budget, and politely wondering how they had spent nearly 35 minutes talking about literally everything except Little Brother. That's when you know he's officially part of Movie Torture.

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