Week of Aug 31: RARE LUCKY Jupiter + Saturn — It's Been 13 YEARS! (ROLL THE DICE; It's Now or NEVER!)

Do you feel lucky? Well, do you, diva? I hope so, because your horoscope looks good! This week, Casino Daddy (Jupiter) sits down for a very important business meeting with the Strictest Daddy of them all (Saturn) — and it’s shockingly successful. Seriously! Jupiter has lofty ambitions, and Saturn is fired up by this real, promising opportunity. When luck, opportunity, and hard work all come together… honey, it’s time to ROLL THE DICE. This is major!

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On Monday, August 31, Jupiter in Leo forms a gorgeous trine with Saturn in Aries, creating one of the most auspicious astrological alignments of the year. What could happen if you actually bet on the idea? Took the risk? Shoot your shot? But wait! TANC — there is something VERY strange happening with the number 13: Jupiter and Saturn haven’t aligned in 13 years, they’re meeting at 13º, and then Mercury and Mars are at 13º, too! It’s tea! Plus: a tarot pull, journal prompt — and obviously— personalized horoscopes for all 12 zodiac signs. Let’s sip!

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(0:00:00) Weekly Brew

(0:21:09) Journal Prompt

(0:21:22) Tarot Card of the Week

(0:25:13) Aries Horoscope

(0:27:40) Taurus Horoscope

(0:30:22) Gemini Horoscope

(0:33:40) Cancer Horoscope

(0:36:32) Leo Horoscope

(0:40:12) Virgo Horoscope

(0:44:41) Libra Horoscope

(0:48:07) Scorpio Horoscope

(0:52:22) Sagittarius Horoscope

(0:55:48) Capricorn Horoscope

(0:59:51) Aquarius Horoscope

(1:03:21) Pisces Horoscope

Episode 43. This episode was recorded on August 18, 2026.

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