S01E02 The 2 That Got Away

### Segments 1. **Cold Open: "Previously on... what are we called?"** — Breezy attempts intro but show's name is disputed; legal involved 2. **Form 47-N: Nuclear Negotiation Declaration** — Margaret Stone processes Oman talks paperwork; Kushner requires composite form 3. **Fake Ad: Consolidated (Pronunciation Unclear) #1** — Emphasis is shifting; Con-SOL-idated vs Cón-soli-dated 4. **All Currents: The Algorithm That Learned to Grieve** — AI trained on Washington Post writes obituaries for laid-off journalists it thinks are dead 5. **Operation Zero Day** — Colonel Rayburn briefs on Claude Opus 4.6's 500 vulnerabilities; Claude is in the room, found a vulnerability in the briefing 6. **Interstitial: Breezy Fontaine #1** — Breezy still unsure what show is called 7. **The Switchboard Connects: Overwatch Legal to Aluminium OS Legal** — Two exhausted naming lawyers compare notes; the 2 is in the queue 8. **Fake Ad: Consolidated (Pronunciation Unclear) #2** — Drawer audit has begun 9. **Dr. Undertow Counsels OunionStacean** — Therapy for the AI formerly known as Clawdbot/Moltbot/OpenClaw; crustacean miscategorization distressing 10. **Sparky DeLion Reports on Jetpack Cat** — Fika providing unsolicited support to neighborhood; Sparky gets knocked back 11. **Format Break: The 2 Returns** — Orphaned numeral from Overwatch seeks new attachment; rejected by Element47, Consolidated, Harold 12. **Phil from Accounting at the Grammy Awards** — Phil interrupts Kendrick's acceptance speech about 2019 reimbursement; 27 Grammys vs 27 forms 13. **Panel: The Naming Crisis** — All four discuss Aluminium, Tesla nationality, stoat mascots; Privacy Display activates 14. **Fake Ad: Vulnerability Detection by Consolidated** — They found vulnerabilities in you; they're not telling you what 15. **Professor Aether's Lecture: Nomenclature and the Void** — Did Overwatch 2 ever exist? Tesla nationality tangent 16. **Caesar Salad Arbitration** — Margaret Stone mediates spelling dispute; salad classified as condiment for filing purposes 17. **Closer: The Drawer Is Audited** — The Narrator files the episode; the 2 submits Form 2-A for numeral placement