The Class Shuffle & The Budget Bastards
Three weeks into the school year I got an email saying my daughter was being switched to another class. So I went into that school like I was about to personally replace the Ministry of Education. No ...
28 Syys 11min
The Self-Checkout Cop
A woman writes in about a husband who has appointed himself Head of Loss Prevention for their marriage. He supervises her at the self-checkout. He audits the grocery bill. He announces to an entire re...
24 Syys 11min
The Chronic Canceller & The Red Heart Emoji
Priya has a best friend who has cancelled on her eleven times this year. Eleven. Not in a lifetime — since January. The text lands about ninety minutes before, and it always says the same thing: ugh, ...
21 Syys 11min
The Tech-Support Warden & The Concerned Committee
A friend texted Joseph in the middle of recording to say that getting old is a bitch. Not the knees. Not the back. The lecturing. Her kids are in their thirties. She is not old — she has just been rec...
17 Syys 11min
The Guilt-Trip Artist & The Family Martyr
Two performers, one family. The guilt-trip artist, who never asks for anything directly because a sigh does the work of a sentence. And the family martyr, who does everything for everyone and makes ab...
14 Syys 16min
Your Daughter Wouldn’t Enjoy It
Kelsey from Cleveland writes in because her seven-year-old daughter was the only child in her entire class not invited to a birthday party. The only one. When she asked the other mother what happened,...
10 Syys 15min
BONUS: The Christmas Creep & The Pumpkin Spice Gina
A bonus one, because this could not wait until December. Or October. Or whenever we have all agreed the year is allowed to start.It is September. Joseph is in Costco on Highway 7 buying sunscreen, in ...
9 Syys 9min
Oh, Is This White?
A bride writes in about a guest who arrived at her wedding in a floor-length white dress and then said, out loud, to her face: "oh, is this white?"Girl. You bought it. You tried it on. You zipped it u...
7 Syys 9min
