Excuse Me, Gordon Freeman - The Earless Wax Movie Show - A Puzzling Evidence Show Podcast - S5E6

Edited for sake of time, topically barren, high-level nearly constant fuzzy real radio on air noise included at no extra charge, originally broadcast March 7th, 2008.

The Show effortlessly blows minds and opens with Hal's Half-Life Character then Puzzling, Hal, Philo - Michael Peppe doesn't love us anymore; Much Ado About Keanu; Kull NOT Krull; Various Hilarious Generic Inter-Host Banter; Dr. Hal's PC Computer Blues; Dr. Hal and THE ONE true love; Gourd Head It's ALL right; The Show Is Like An Unrestrained Concept Thing; The Brain is No Longer In Control; Hello, Caller; Rectum? Damn Near Killed Them; The Show is Wrecked up; A Pissed-Off Epileptic Farmer Screaming Blasphemous Unnameable Oaths at a Red Mutated One-Legged Pregnant Goat Watching an Oversized Diamond Encrusted Solid Gold Bucket Full Of Chainsaws, Marbles and False Teeth Falling Over A 1,247 foot tall cliff during a 100 Year Thunderstorm Inside a Gigantic Platinum Cement Mixer Running On Double-Speed and Loaded With Plate Glass and Philips Screwdrivers While a Microscopic Monoaural Record Player Outfitted with a 10 Gauge Sewing Needle with Big Red Straps Amplified To 190db Repeatedly skips on the Same Three Notes On The Three Stooges Children's Record "We're Coming To Your House; Looking Around The World At Who Is Listening; I Sat On The Pie I Was Supposed To Eat; 33,000 Children Listeners plus 2 and 20 Unknown Countries; I was unintentionally misled to Lead You; Callers Call In with Their Telephone Numbers; Giant Screwdrivers; Caller Calls Us Back To Make Fun Of Us; CopyBob's Big Bites; Abe Lincoln: Republican; Vimana Spaceships; I Thought About Becoming A Super-Delegate Comic Book Talk from Philo and Hal; Philo sings; AYP calls; Celebrity Hair Contest; Jews and Nazis and Tarzan; Suicide Man Calls; More Cheetah Long-Lived Speculation and Artwork; Cheetah Bought Apple when it was $10 a share; Brigette Bardot Brings The Hammer Down on Cheetah's Booze and Cigars; How Cheetah Paints and What He Thinks About; Wild X-tacy Babes; The NEW "Bob's" Lunch Hour - still at noon, Various Yakkin'; Puzzling gets an iPod; Hal babbles unceasingly; Philo reads movie synopses; Suicide Man talks Russian movies; The Boys anticipate the end of the Show; Eddie brings food for Philo who doesn't want to share but does anyway and it turns out to be Angel Food.