Day 39: MJ Loves Cracker
MJ writes a haiku about a new addition to the family 😍 Twitter @FiftyGeeksFreed
10 Helmi 201910min
Day 38: Moby J’s Dick
MJ reads most of the first chapter of Moby Dick for the first time in her life.
9 Helmi 20199min
Day 37: MJ Becomes Unstaple
Yes, that really says unSTAPLE. HAHAHA. Did you know that precisely ZERO good stapler jokes are created every century? Twitter: @FiftyGeeksFreed Email: formerlyrepressedgeek@gmail.com
8 Helmi 201911min
Day 36: Harlot of the County
MJ shares her take on the old country song “Coward of the County”. Grab some tissues to wipe off your bleeding ears. Original song: https://g.co/kgs/qW3f54
7 Helmi 201913min
Day 35: How to Catch a Perv
MJ directs you in the fine art of perv detection, attraction, and retention. No actual pervs were harmed in the making Of this episode.
6 Helmi 201922min
Day 34: Women’s Empowerment Washing Machine
MJ discusses her plan for a women’s retreat that focuses on fixing appliances and dealing with shit in the cold. @FiftyGeeksFreed
5 Helmi 201910min
Day 33: Would you like to see my pen IS?
Today’s inspiration was... pens. So MJ got out the glue gun to make a homestyle pen IS.
4 Helmi 201914min
Day 32: Ephemeral Endings
Content warning: suicide, suicidal thoughts. MJ is safe, so don’t worry! In this episode she ponders fleeting dark thoughts.
3 Helmi 201911min
