
Ariana and Sofia’s Single Girl Summer, Are Harry And Meghan Separating?, & Gigi Got Arrested In The Caymans
Come on Betches let’s go party – Jordana, Sami, and Aleen are seeing the Barbie movie this Friday, and want you to know that they literally can’t wait. After discussing their weekend plans they dive into what felt like the newsiest pop culture week in a while: a la Ariana Grande’s divorce, Sofia Vergara’s single girl summer (don’t ask us to pronounce her ex’s last name), and the rumor mill is questioning if Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are separating. They quickly touch on the new RHONY season and congratulate Lindsay Lohan on her new baby. Lastly, they share their hot takes on Gigi Hadid’s arrest in… *drumroll please*…. The Caymans. The PR team damage control srsly cost more than the actual fine. Since Gigi is already there, problematic people are spared a week. Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
20 Heinä 202347min

Jonah Hill’s (Alarming) Texts, The Emmy Noms Are Here, & It’s Britney(’s memoir) B*tch
The 3 betches open up today’s episode with a debate on ‘bad good’ shows to watch. Then onto discussing the 2023 Emmy nominations– the show airs when Aleen gives birth– will Brian Cox get her through labor? They dive into details on Britney Spears’ memoir: The Woman in Me– will it be a book of Instagram captions? Of course we have to talk about the Barbie press tour seen ’round the world. Then they weigh in on Keke Palmer’s problematic BF and Jonah Hill’s alarming text messages... Both dudes will be going to the Caymans, hopefully with a better therapist. Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
13 Heinä 202347min

Is Threads The End Of Twitter? Who TF is Michael Rubin? And Debriefing The Awful Idol Finale
All 3 betches are back and ready to discuss social media’s hottest new app: Threads– It’s like Twitter back from rehab. They share their thoughts on RHOBH Kyle Richard’s and Mauricio’s separation; speculate on who Olivia Rodrigo’s new single Vampire is about, and discuss the party of the summer: aka Michael Rubin’s star studded Hamptons soiree (our invite got lost in the mail.) They wrap up with their thoughts on the god awful finale of The Idol, and Sam Levinson is being sent to the Caymans-- HBO bring back Amy Simon. Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6 Heinä 202353min

Did ‘The Idol’ Get Cancelled?, ‘And Just Like That’ Has Too Many Sex Scenes, & Who Cares about Wheel of Fortune?
Aleen and Sami are here holding down the fort while Jordana is out, and one thing that Sami doesn’t care about at all: Pat Sayjak retiring… Give her a notification when Raquel signs her VPR contract. The two dive into the drama of The Idol’s abrupt end. And while we’re discussing awful TV: AJLT is back for season 2 and we pose the question: just because we can show the sex, does that mean we should show the sex? Now onto actual celebs: they discuss Jennifer Lawrence’s fiery interview on WWHL, Taylor Swift’s call out to Swifties about John Mayer, and give their congrats to newly married man, Jon Hamm. Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
29 Kesä 20231h 2min

The Titan Sub Has Everyone’s Attention, Elon Musk VS Zuckerberg Cage Match, & Spotify Broke Up With Harry And Meghan
While Jordana is in Boston doing U Up Live things, Aleen and Sami are covering all the trending news. Sami is 5,000 feet deep into the Titan submersible drama, and we get the latest details. (NOTE: This episode was recorded before news was confirmed of the Titan sub's catastrophic implosion, ending search efforts this afternoon.) Aleen shares the most recent Hollywood feud… the billionaires are fighting: Elon Musk VS Mark Zuckerberg. Seriously, this is like some South Park type sh*t. Whoever loses should donate everything to charity. They send their congrats to Kourtney Kardashian who is expecting a baby at 44 with hubby Travis Barker. We offer our list of baby names here. The betches share their hottest takes on Harry & Meghan’s split from Spotify before wrapping up with the first installment of “Who We’re Stalking This Week” — hint: she’s a Real Housewife, her name is Kyle, and her husband has been conspicuously absent from her IG posts lately. Get your tickets to UUp Live in Boston and NYC while you still can: link here! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
22 Kesä 202353min

TSwift VS Casa Cipriani, Amy Schumer Roasts Hilaria Baldwin, & WTF Is Wrong With The Idol?
What happens when a pop star gets photographed in a private club? We found out this week in the Casa Cipriani v. Taylor Swift drama, and Jordana has a message for her Swiftie haters. We may be Scandoval’d out, but the trio agree that we need a Raquel tell-all once everything dies down. Sami shares her excitement for Olivia Rodrigos’s new single– Vampires… is it 2009 again? They share their takes on the latest beef in Hollywood aka Amy Schumer roasting the sh*t out of Hilaria Baldwin in her new comedy special. Aleen wraps up with her thoughts on the ~highly controversial~ new series The Idol starring The Weeknd and Lily Rose Depp. The Weeknd will be sent to the Caymans this week, but you’ll have to listen to find out why…. U Up? Live show plug! Come one come all, 7:30 tonight (Thursday, June 15th) in Philly, there’s still times to get your tickies! Betches.co/uuplive Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
15 Kesä 20231h 15min

Taylor Swift And Matty Healy Are Dunzo, Pete Davidson Vs. PETA, & Were Natalie Portman And Her Husband On A Break?
Today is your day non-Bravo fans since we’re recording before the final reunion of the Scandoval of it all. The three betches share their takes on Taylor Swift and Matty Healy’s split — FYI, Sami doesn’t claim to be a Taylor Swift expert, and Jordana doesn’t need any more re-recorded albums. That’s followed by Aleen’s dramatic reading of Pete Davidson’s explicit voicemail to PETA. It’s giving Housewives– honestly, public shaming is never the answer. They wrap things up with Natalie Portman’s marital drama, and introduce the hottest new book club in town, Betch Lit Society. Natalie’s french hubby is being sent to the Caymans, bc gross. Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8 Kesä 202348min

Sandoval Is Raquel’s Crisis PR, Al Pacino’s A Dad Again, And Just Like That… Kim Cattrall Is Back
Aleen and Jordana are serving as a dynamic duo today while Sami is recovering from the dentist... picture that episode of the Kardashians when Kourt’s lip is numb, it’s exactly like that. The two talk all things Bravo a la VPR reunion part two, and Lindsay Hubbard needing her own PR. Then onto headlines you never thought you’d see, like Al Pacino’s 4th round of fatherhood at age 83 (like there’s no way he’s changing diapers… maybe his own), Blue Ivy's Renaissance tour debut with her mom aka Queen Bey (yes, we’re jealous), and of course the iconic Kim Cattrall's announcement that she's set to return to And Just Like That. Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1 Kesä 202346min