#116 Which Real Housewives Franchise Is The Tackiest?

This week, Jordana and Sami compare notes on their best and worst moments from Sunday's Academy Awards, including Cynthia and Ariana's Wicked performance, Kieran Culkin and Adrian Brody's speeches, and agism in the Best Actor vs. Best Actress categories. Then, they give their honest review of the first two episodes of Meghan Markle/Sussex's new Netflix show, With Love, Meghan, and cover everything from local bee keeping, to awkwardly correcting Mindy Kaling, and whether this show actually helps us understand who the real Meghan is. Finally, they wrap with some quick-fire pop culture updates featuring Mason Disick, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner, and the late Gene Hackman. Our joint Betches of the week are Cynthia Erivo for her amazing live rendition of "Defying Gravity," and Mikey Madison for her Oscar victory. Meghan and Adrien Brody are both getting sent to the Caymans as punishment for simply being annoying. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

7 Maalis 51min

Week 3 of our stay here at The White Lotus and we're starting to feel that slow burn... This week, Emma Diamond and Julie Kramer of the Comments by Celebs podcast (@commentsbycelebs) join Sami Sage in the studio to dive into the trouble brewing in paradise. Will Greg/Gary's boat be the same yacht from season 2? What's up with Lochlan and the tsunami videos? And what the hell was Rick thinking with the snakes?! (Justice for "filler episodes.") Make sure to subscribe to Sami's Substack for more White Lotus musings, and leave your own thoughts and theories in the comments! https://samisagesays.substack.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

3 Maalis 53min

This week, Aleen and Sami begin with a tribute to Michelle Trachtenberg, in light of her tragic passing on Wednesday. Then, they unpack the news that infamous conman Billy McFarland is back with plans for Fyre Festival 2, featuring a lot of vague ideas and exactly zero confirmed artists. Will Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino make an appearance? Who exactly is shelling out $1.1mil for VIP tickets to the "experience of Fyre" (whatever that means)? In podcast news, Alix Earle's podcast has been dropped by Alex Cooper's Unwell Network, amidst rumors and Deux Moi posts hinting at tension between the Al(i/e)xes. Speaking of Alex Cooper, Monica Lewinsky promoted her new podcast with a guest appearance on Call Her Daddy this week, stirring Aleen and Sami's formative elementary school memories of the scandal and impeachment trial. Next up, they dive into the series premiere of The Baldwins - from Hilaria doubling down on the Spanish accent, to Alec's Rust trial, to their seven (seven!) kids, to the ultimate question of: ¿por qué? Pivoting from trashy reality to prestige scripted, they share their latest White Lotus takes. Our Betch of the Week is Rihanna, for the exciting news about her long-awaited 9th album, and we're sending Billy McFarland off to the Caymans because we know how much he loves an island. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

28 Helmi 1h 3min

This week at The White Lotus: writer, influencer, DJ, and White Lotus superfan Tinx (@tinx) joins Sami Sage in the studio to dish all things Episode 2... You know, "this and that." Tune in to hear them break down the theme song (is it just us or is it getting better?), potential theories around The Staircase, and, of course, the trio of snarky women we cannot take our eyes off of. Thanks for listening! Be sure to tune in every single Monday for the rest of this season of The White Lotus to hear more recaps, and drop your predictions and comments below! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

24 Helmi 45min

This week, Sami catches Jordana up on her recent ski trip (she's come a long way from that first attempt). Then, they share their thoughts on SNL's recent 50th Anniversary concert and special - most notably Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively's appearance. Was it a strategic ploy to appear strong in the face of their legal battle with Justin Baldoni? And did Ryan give Blake a heads up before doing that joke? Next, Sami and Jordana break down everything wrong with Meghan Markle's renamed lifestyle brand As Ever, and her public image at large. Speaking of public image, Maya Hawke revealed this week that a large Instagram following is becoming a requirement to getting cast in films. What happened to good old fashioned talent? Finally, they wrap with some White Lotus reactions - make sure to check out Sami's recap episodes and Substack every Monday for a deeper dive. Our Betch of the Week is Cher for her incredible performance at the SNL 50 concert, and Ryan Reynolds can sit next to Jordana on her upcoming flight to the Caymans so he can explain the thought process behind his behavior. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

21 Helmi 55min

Pack your bags (and your alibis), because The White Lotus is back and darker than ever. In this premiere episode of The @Betches White Lotus Recap Podcast, host Sami Sage checks us into the newest season of HBO’s The White Lotus with a full rundown of Episode 1, accompanied by producer Hannah Trageton. Who will meet their untimely end? Who will make it out unscathed? Only time will tell, but it's pretty clear already that nobody is safe. Thanks for listening… "we are so lucky." Be sure to tune in every single Monday for the rest of this season of The White Lotus to hear more recaps, and drop your predictions and comments below! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

17 Helmi 36min

This week, Aleen and Jordana celebrate Betches’ 14th birthday, reminisce about their early days growing the company, and announce the launch of Aleen’s new Substack, Please Advise. Then, they get into all things Super Bowl LIX: Taylor getting booed, Kendrick wearing Timothée Chalamet’s Celine jeans and leaning into pettiness at the halftime show, Jeremy Strong’s Dunkin’ ad, Paige and Craig sightings, and more. If you’re as excited about the return of The White Lotus as we are, then tune into Sami’s recap episodes every Monday on the @Betches podcast feed. Our Betch of the Week, presented by Peacock's Bridget Jones: Mad About The Boy, is Jalen Hurts for his decisive win. We’re sending Travis Kelce to the Caymans for being a little too polite about the man who publicly trolls his girlfriend. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

14 Helmi 51min

This bonus episode of @Betches is sponsored by Bridget Jones: Mad About The Boy, streaming exclusively on Peacock. Aleen, Jordana, and Sami share their love of Bridget, and the way the movies celebrate imperfect women. Then, they discuss their Valentines day plans, reflect on their angsty teen journal entries, and memories of accidental pot brownie consumption. To close out the episode, they read some listener submission diary entires about their crushes. Stream Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy now, only on Peacock.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

13 Helmi 26min