Succession Recap: Season 4 Ep 1 (The Munsters)
Why is everybody so f*cking happy? Probably because Succession is finally back! Which is why Sami and Aleen are *rummaging* through the much anticipated season premier and recapping it all. They’ve already watched it 3 times – one for each Roy kid, unless you count Connor and his 1% – and they have a lot to say. From sad birthdays and “disgusting brothers,” to bidding wars and breakups, they dump out a ludicrously capacious bagful of memorable moments. Then they close with a “We Rate You” featuring Nan Pierce’s finest lines, Greg’s countless faux pas, and a look ahead to next week. Thanks for listening… You’re our pal. You’re our best pal. Be sure to tune in every single Monday for the rest of this season to hear each Succession episode recap! Read Sami's written recap here: “Succession” Recap: Who Deserves To F*ck Off This Week? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
27 Maalis 20231h 3min
Get Well Mandy, Why Is Coachella A Cheater’s Paradise?, And MGK/Megan Fox Are On A Break
All 3 Betches are back together IRL and kick off this week’s episode with a spirited debate about how women are addressed VS men. Gals? Girls? Ladies? You tell us. The first bit of celebri-tea starts off on a sad note, with the 3 wishing Amanda Bynes well following her recent psychotic episode. Afterwards they dive into the latest VPR/Scandoval updates– the tea is boiling. Right after, Jordana does a quick Last of Us finale recap now that Aleen’s back, and then all of them debrief the latest nepobaby that is Sofia Coppola’s daughter Romy, and how she attempted to charter her father’s helicopter for funsies. Lastly they share their hot takes on MGK and Megan Fox’s split. And who’s going to the Caymans? Raquel for her cringe interview outside the nail salon. It seems only fair since we’ve sent Sandoval multiple times.. She’ll be sent on the Coppola’s helicopter. Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
23 Maalis 202352min
Succession Recap: Season 3 Finale (All the Bells Say)
We hear... for you. Season 4 of Succession is almost here and Sami & Aleen are going to be recapping every single episode... so why not start where things left off? In this ATN Betches ep, they dive into the finale of Season 3 (titled: All the Bells Say) to refresh your memory on the big cliffhanger, who committed the latest betrayal, and what we think may be coming next. They rate the episode on a scale of 1 to 5 Waystars, recap all the pivotal scenes, and share their favorite quotes from the episode. Then they close things out with "We Rate You" by ranking the week's Number One Boy, who's Out of the Will, and which character is Boar on the Floor. Be sure to tune in every single Monday for the rest of this season of Succession to hear more recaps! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
20 Maalis 20231h
The Scandoval Continues, Gwyneth Paltrow’s Controversial “Wellness” Routine, & The “Influencer Kid” Dilemma
The gals are back but minus one– Happy Birthday Aleen! Don’t worry all 3 Betches will be together again next week, IRL. (And Sami & Aleen’s Succession recap episodes start Monday!) Jordana and Sami kick off the episode by debriefing the latest in the VPR Scandoval of it all. Then the two do a quick Oscars recap, congratulate Lindsay Lohan on her baby announcement, and share their hot takes on Gwyneth Paltrow’s controversial “health and wellness” routine. They wrap up with a deep dive on the trending “Influencer Kid” interview in Teen Vogue. Gwyneth Paltrow will be sent to the Caymans this week: try finding that bone broth in the islands, Gwyn. Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
16 Maalis 20231h 2min
The Scandoval Of It All, Is The Bieber Marriage Arranged?, & Chris Rock’s Selective Outrage
Aleen and Jordana are out today, but don’t worry Betch, Sami and her good friend Kate Kennedy (host of the ‘Be There in Five’ podcast) are here to spill all the pop culture tea of the week. Of course, the episode begins with a debrief on the Scandoval. That's followed by additional hot takes on the Hailey/Selena drama, the two share their Oscars predictions, and wrap up with their reaction to Chris Rock’s return to comedy in his latest Netflix special. Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9 Maalis 20231h 2min
Girl World At War: Hailey & Selena, Breaking Down The Murdaugh Trial, & The Prince Of Privacy Is Back
In case you’ve been glued to your screens watching the Murdaugh trial, you’re not alone. The Betches are coming in hot and dive right into a debrief on all the details. Then they share their hot takes on the latest with what’s happening in Girl World: aka what exactly is going on with Selena Gomez & Hailey Bieber? And why is Kylie Jenner involved? From one feud to the next, they give their thoughts on the news that Prince Harry may be adding another chapter to Spare following his eviction from Frogmore cottage. As to who’s being sent to the Caymans? Buster Murdaugh, since he’s not on trial and deserves some sort of punishment aka, no recliner, next to a screaming baby, and has to check his bag. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2 Maalis 202355min
Angela Bassett Did The Thing, Does Meghan Markle Watch South Park?, & American Girl’s “Historical” 1999 Dolls
The Betches open today’s episode with a hilarious discussion: how old do you feel you REALLY are? Jordana’s a solid 28, Sami’s settled on 60, and Aleen is a tired 25 year old — she just needs more sleep. Can relate. The trio dives in to share their thoughts on ~that~ viral video of Ariana DeBose from the BAFTAs, followed by a debrief on the latest South Park episode mocking a certain former royal couple — take a wild guess. They discuss more Peltz-Beckham wedding countersuits, Countess Luann’s vomit-worthy concert, American Girl’s new “historical” 1999 dolls (we’re THAT old), and congratulate U Up’s #1 subscriber, Rebel Wilson on her engagement. Then they wrap things up with a recap of the latest Summer House ep — much to discuss. The fan who threw up on Luann will be sent to the Caymans, just to enjoy the trip– not to sell timeshares. Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
23 Helmi 202358min
Happy Birthday Betches, MGK and Megan Fox are Toxic AF, Is Penn Badgley NOT a Legit Actor? Rihanna’s British Vogue Cover, Barney’s Alarming Glow Up
Happy birthday Betches! The OGs are back for a double feature this week. In honor of the special day, the 3 women reminisce on their college days aka where Betches was born. Aleen doesn’t miss it, but Jordana and Sami would pull a hot tub time machine to relive it for a week. They then dive into all the celeb tea: Megan Fox’s cryptic message amid her rumored split from MGK, followed by Penn Badgley’s avoidance of sex scenes, Rihanna’s stunning Vogue cover, Bennifer’s cringe worthy tattoos, and Barney’s alarming rebrand. They wrap up with a TV recap of Vanderpump Rules and the Summer House premiere. Tough call this week, but MGK will be sent to the Caymans. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
16 Helmi 202355min
