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Aleen, Sami and Jordana are back from Mexico to talk about Aleen’s bachelorette party weekend. They recap everything that happened on the trip and admit which one of them is always first to ditch the club and head home to sleep. At 10:40 they talk about last night’s Met Gala, including what the “Camp” theme was supposed to mean, the best outfits of the night, and which celebrities missed the point. At 28:20 they dive into the latest Game of Thrones episode and predict what will happen in the final two weeks. At 41:50 a listener writes in to ask if she should feel guilty for not obeying the rules of girl code. They finish the show with a game about some of the most surprising Met Gala dates of all time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

7 Touko 20191h 1min

Aleen, Sami and Jordana return to break down one of the most hyped episodes of “Game of Thrones” ever, because there are so many unanswered questions and so many predictions to be made. At 16:55 they breakdown the extremely convoluted 50 Cent, Randall Emmett, La La Kent beef. At 32:25 a listener writes in wondering how to avoid going to the wedding of a friend that she’s not that close to anymore. At 38:45 they play a game called “Is This Real Beef?” and try to figure out which 50 Cent beefs are real and which are fake. At 44:20 they reveal their Betch Slap of the week. Thanks To Our Sponsors! Rothy's- Framebridge- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

30 Huhti 201945min

Sami interrupts your regularly scheduled program to bring you an emergency episode on the royal cheating scandal with an assist from celeb insider, Enty Lawyer. They start by discussing the tea on the alleged Prince William cheating scandal. At 11:00 they talk about whether the feud between Meghan Markle and the Royal Family may be the reason for the rumor of the affair leaking. At 25:40 Enty gives his take on the chaotic new developments in the Britney Spears legal fiasco. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

26 Huhti 201948min

Aleen, Sami and Jordana are back to talk some Game of Thrones and share their theories about who will die next week. At 15:15 they talk about the latest Britney Spears drama and speculate whether or not we should join the #FreeBritney movement. At 28:40 they discuss news that Instagram may soon be getting rid of likes. Would you rather go back to the early days of Instagram when it was basically your personal photo album? Then they break down Kanye’s Coachella Sunday Service performance. At 47:30 a listener writes in to ask how to get over a painful breakup. They finish the show with a game where they guess the most-liked Instagram posts of all time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

23 Huhti 20191h 3min

Aleen, Sami and Jordana are all back and they start off talking about the Game of Thrones season premiere. Is this show just setting us up for a huge letdown? At 7:25 they transition to a conversation about the latest RHONY episode, including Sonja’s epic meltdown. At 19:30 they debate whether or not Kim Kardashian actually plans to become a lawyer. Is she insulting the legal profession? They also talk about Coachella, Ariana Grande performing with NSYNC, and everyone in attendance posting the same photo. At 31:50 a listener writes in to ask how to deal with family members who refuse to go along with her wedding plans. Finally, they finish the show with a game of Coachella-themed “Would You Rather” and their Betch Slap of the week. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

16 Huhti 201949min

Aleen, Sami and Jordana are all here, and they start off talking about Sami’s upcoming 30th birthday. At 6:40 they discuss an article in the Atlantic asking if millennials are getting tired of drinking. This leads to a conversation about their changing drinking habits. At 23:10 they share a dramatic reading of the cringeworthy poem Justin Bieber wrote for Hailey Baldwin. At 28:00 a listener writes in to ask how she should deal with a coworker who insists on talking about his political opinions all day. They finish the show with a game of “Guess the Celebrity Poet” featuring some of the most absurd poems celebrities have ever written. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

9 Huhti 201947min

Aleen and Jordana are back and talking about the crazy Elizabeth Holmes documentary that everyone is obsessed with. At 5:15 they discuss the launch of Kourtney Kardashian’s new lifestyle brand Poosh. After all that hype, is this really just another version of Goop? At 11:20 Aleen updates us on her RHOC rewatch, which is already into Season 13. Then they discuss a news story about male birth control being just a few years away. Would you trust your guy to remember to take his birth control pills? At 28:00 a listener writes in to ask if she should tell a close friend that she’s about to get dumped. They finish the show with a game of “21-ish Questions” all about Real Housewives cast members. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2 Huhti 201948min

Sami and Jordana discuss the celebrities showing up to Kanye West’s new “Sunday Service” performances. Is Kanye starting a church? At 10:00 they discuss a new conspiracy theory about Kourtney’s latest photoshop fail. Are celebrities really putting out poorly edited pics just to get us to stare at them? They also talk about the fake drama on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills this season and a rumor about who may be joining the cast. At 26:10 a listener asks how to deal with not being included in a friend’s bridal party. Another listener writes in to ask why everyone is always questioning her happiness. In honor of Sarah Jessica Parker’s birthday, they close the show with a game of Sex and the City trivia. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

26 Maalis 201947min