Ep. 85 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Mark Normand

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30 Elo 20211h 34min

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23 Elo 20211h 12min

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16 Elo 20211h 15min

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9 Elo 20211h 32min

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2 Elo 20211h 38min

SPONSORS: - Go to https://Squarespace.com for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, use the offer code BEARS to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain - Go to https://Whoop.com and use code "Bears” at checkout to save yourself 15% off today. - Head to https://PolicyGenius.com/cave to get started right now. Policygenius. When it comes to insurance, it’s nice to get it right. - Get 20% Off + Free Shipping at https://Manscaped.com/BEARS - Go to https://hellotushy.com/BEARS to get 10% off your order and FREE shipping - You can get all the different flavors of Bud Light Seltzer delivered at https://budlight.com/delivery or pick it up at your local neighborhood grocery, convenience or liquor store - Go to https://creditkarma.com/WINMONEY to sign up for free and start winning Instant Karma - Purchase at https://BlackRifleCoffee.com/BEARS and use code: BEARS at checkout for 20% off your purchase and your first coffee club order! Today on 2 Bears 1 Cave, comedian and podcast host, Brendan Schaub stops by the studio. To kick things off, Brendan tells Tom about getting a black belt because of his son, celebrity fights and taking steroids. Next, Tom explains his strategies as a young comedian, the importance of set lengths and what to learn from other big comedians. After that, Tom tells Brendan about meeting Joe Rogan for the first time, getting dinner with Charlie Murphy and doing open mics at the Comedy Store. Then, Brendan and Tom talk about lying to their kids, paparazzi following Tom and the fascination of Jake and Logan Paul. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

26 Heinä 20211h 43min

The second leg of the I'm Coming Everywhere Tour is here! Go to https://TomSegura.com/tour and use code TOMMY to access the pre-sale this Wednesday, July 21st at 10am. Take advantage of this opportunity and get your tickets before they sell out! SPONSORS: - Go to https://BlueChew.com and get your first month FREE when you use our promo code BEARS at checkout, just pay $5 shipping. - Go to https://LiquidIV.com and use the code BEARS for 25% off anything you order! - Go to https://babbel.com and use promo code BEARS for an extra three months of Babbel FREE. - Get 15% off your order at https://BuyRaycon.com/bears - Go to https://Vuori.com/BEARS and receive 20% off your first purchase, free shipping on any U.S. orders over $75, and free returns. - Go to https://Whoop.com and use code "Bears” at checkout to save yourself 15% off today. - Go to https://HelloFresh.com/cave14 and use code cave14 for 14 free meals, including free shipping! - Find your Starbucks Tripleshot Energy online or at your local store. Today on 2 Bears 1 Cave, Tom is joined by Marc Maron. To start things off, the guys talk about the benefits of doing coke, getting out of a DUI and Maron's new podcast, Dark Fonzie. Next, Marc talks about being a morning radio host and how he's transitioning into being an actor. After that, Marc explains his opinions on moving to Austin, and talks about some of his favorite BBQ restaurants in Texas. Then, Tom and Marc discuss smoking meats with a Traeger grill, how to properly cook fish and one of Marc's favorite stores, Fish King. Last, Marc talks about what it's like to be an actor, and his experience interviewing famous musicians like Bruce Springsteen and Paul McCartney. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

19 Heinä 20211h 30min

Come see Tom Segura on tour in Chicago at Credit 1 Arena April 15th! Go to https://TomSegura.com/tour and use code TOMMY to access the pre-sale this Wednesday, July 14th at 10am. Take advantage of this opportunity and get your tickets before they sell out! SPONSORS: - Use code BEARS for 50% off 2 or more pairs at https://ShadyRays.com. - Go to https://Whoop.com and use code "Bears” at checkout to save yourself 15% off today. - Go to https://Squarespace.com for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, use the offer code BEARS to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain - Get an extra three months of ExpressVPN for free at https://ExpressVPN.com/CAVE - Get 15% Off and Free Shipping at https://MeUndies.com/BEARS - Go to https://MillerLite.com/CAVE to find delivery options near you. It's Miller Time. - Head to https://PolicyGenius.com/2bears1cave to get started right now. Policygenius. When it comes to insurance, it’s nice to get it right. Pittsburgh Steeler Cassius Marsh joins Tom Segura in Bert Kreischer's place for this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave. They discuss Tom's old house that Cassius bought, playing for the Patriots, having a dad and brother that played in the NFL, Magic: The Gathering, college football recruitment, NFTs and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

12 Heinä 20211h 19min