
#32 No Emotional Masturbating
This week the Betches discuss the Fyre Festival disaster and The Handmaid's Tale. They answer questions from a listener who has never been kissed and another one who's worried her boyfriend is too serious for her. They debut their new game "What Are Your Thoughts On", and play Would You Rather and Shoot F*ck Marry. Today's episode is sponsored by Framebridge (Framebridge.com CODE: BETCHES) Send your questions for 'Dear Betch' to slapped@betches.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3 Touko 201733min

#31 Relationships Are 90% Timing
The Betches discuss Chris Soules recent arrest and Bill O’Reilly's $25 million bullsh*t payout. They answer a Dear Betch about defining the relationship too soon and play some really challenging Would You Rather's and Shoot, F*ck, Marry's. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
26 Huhti 201735min

#30 There's No Filters In Real Life
In this amazing episode we discuss behind the scenes bullsh*t of Coachella, the Girls and Vanderpump Rules finales, and we give advice about receiving unsolicited dick pics and asking for a raise at your internship. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
19 Huhti 201728min

#29 Cracked Out Chris Harrison
The Betches discuss the United flight drama, Kylie's new show and 2017 Coachella fashion with Cosmopolitan Accessories Editor Nicole Fineo. They give advice to a listener about how to have the exclusivity talk and debate whether if you'd still date a guy if he was perfect in every way except that he spoke in email sign off phrases. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12 Huhti 201729min

#28 Social Media Is A Big Little Lie
Is this special tv dominated episode the Betches talk about the Vanderpump Rules reunion, the Big Little Lies finale, this weeks episode of Girls, and answer questions about being a virgin in college & asking your company about moving costs Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5 Huhti 201732min

#27 Alec Baldwin For $500
The Betches discuss the finale of Vanderpump Rules (of course). Dear Betches give advice on what to do when two girls who hooked up with the same guy are on a bachelorette together, and what to do when your coworkers are all friends and you're not. Games are all part of Would You Rather: traveling edition, aka what sh*tty traveling conditions would you prefer over others? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
29 Maalis 201728min

#26 Elephant In The Room: Tom Schwartz’s Brothers
The Betches discuss Vanderpump Rules, competitive endurance tickling, and the THINX sexual harassment scandal. They give advice to a listener wanting revenge on a guy that ghosted her. They discuss which reality star they’d want to be stranded with and play ‘would you rather.' Send your questions for 'Dear Betch' to slapped@betches.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
22 Maalis 201731min

#25 Networking: Worse Than Dating
The Betches talk about The Bachelor finale , their absurd trip to SXSW, answer advice about dating a guy you’re not that attracted to and what to do when your boyfriend is super stressed out and not giving you enough attention Today's episode is sponsored by Parachute. Go to parachutehome.com/betches to get free shipping and returns on bedding & Framebridge (Framebridge.com CODE: BETCHES) Send your questions for 'Dear Betch' to slapped@betches.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
15 Maalis 201735min