Succession Recap: Season 3 Finale (All the Bells Say)
We hear... for you. Season 4 of Succession is almost here and Sami & Aleen are going to be recapping every single episode... so why not start where things left off? In this ATN Betches ep, they dive into the finale of Season 3 (titled: All the Bells Say) to refresh your memory on the big cliffhanger, who committed the latest betrayal, and what we think may be coming next. They rate the episode on a scale of 1 to 5 Waystars, recap all the pivotal scenes, and share their favorite quotes from the episode. Then they close things out with "We Rate You" by ranking the week's Number One Boy, who's Out of the Will, and which character is Boar on the Floor. Be sure to tune in every single Monday for the rest of this season of Succession to hear more recaps! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
20 Maalis 20231h
The Scandoval Continues, Gwyneth Paltrow’s Controversial “Wellness” Routine, & The “Influencer Kid” Dilemma
The gals are back but minus one– Happy Birthday Aleen! Don’t worry all 3 Betches will be together again next week, IRL. (And Sami & Aleen’s Succession recap episodes start Monday!) Jordana and Sami kick off the episode by debriefing the latest in the VPR Scandoval of it all. Then the two do a quick Oscars recap, congratulate Lindsay Lohan on her baby announcement, and share their hot takes on Gwyneth Paltrow’s controversial “health and wellness” routine. They wrap up with a deep dive on the trending “Influencer Kid” interview in Teen Vogue. Gwyneth Paltrow will be sent to the Caymans this week: try finding that bone broth in the islands, Gwyn. Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
16 Maalis 20231h 2min
The Scandoval Of It All, Is The Bieber Marriage Arranged?, & Chris Rock’s Selective Outrage
Aleen and Jordana are out today, but don’t worry Betch, Sami and her good friend Kate Kennedy (host of the ‘Be There in Five’ podcast) are here to spill all the pop culture tea of the week. Of course, the episode begins with a debrief on the Scandoval. That's followed by additional hot takes on the Hailey/Selena drama, the two share their Oscars predictions, and wrap up with their reaction to Chris Rock’s return to comedy in his latest Netflix special. Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9 Maalis 20231h 2min
Girl World At War: Hailey & Selena, Breaking Down The Murdaugh Trial, & The Prince Of Privacy Is Back
In case you’ve been glued to your screens watching the Murdaugh trial, you’re not alone. The Betches are coming in hot and dive right into a debrief on all the details. Then they share their hot takes on the latest with what’s happening in Girl World: aka what exactly is going on with Selena Gomez & Hailey Bieber? And why is Kylie Jenner involved? From one feud to the next, they give their thoughts on the news that Prince Harry may be adding another chapter to Spare following his eviction from Frogmore cottage. As to who’s being sent to the Caymans? Buster Murdaugh, since he’s not on trial and deserves some sort of punishment aka, no recliner, next to a screaming baby, and has to check his bag. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2 Maalis 202355min
Angela Bassett Did The Thing, Does Meghan Markle Watch South Park?, & American Girl’s “Historical” 1999 Dolls
The Betches open today’s episode with a hilarious discussion: how old do you feel you REALLY are? Jordana’s a solid 28, Sami’s settled on 60, and Aleen is a tired 25 year old — she just needs more sleep. Can relate. The trio dives in to share their thoughts on ~that~ viral video of Ariana DeBose from the BAFTAs, followed by a debrief on the latest South Park episode mocking a certain former royal couple — take a wild guess. They discuss more Peltz-Beckham wedding countersuits, Countess Luann’s vomit-worthy concert, American Girl’s new “historical” 1999 dolls (we’re THAT old), and congratulate U Up’s #1 subscriber, Rebel Wilson on her engagement. Then they wrap things up with a recap of the latest Summer House ep — much to discuss. The fan who threw up on Luann will be sent to the Caymans, just to enjoy the trip– not to sell timeshares. Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
23 Helmi 202358min
Happy Birthday Betches, MGK and Megan Fox are Toxic AF, Is Penn Badgley NOT a Legit Actor? Rihanna’s British Vogue Cover, Barney’s Alarming Glow Up
Happy birthday Betches! The OGs are back for a double feature this week. In honor of the special day, the 3 women reminisce on their college days aka where Betches was born. Aleen doesn’t miss it, but Jordana and Sami would pull a hot tub time machine to relive it for a week. They then dive into all the celeb tea: Megan Fox’s cryptic message amid her rumored split from MGK, followed by Penn Badgley’s avoidance of sex scenes, Rihanna’s stunning Vogue cover, Bennifer’s cringe worthy tattoos, and Barney’s alarming rebrand. They wrap up with a TV recap of Vanderpump Rules and the Summer House premiere. Tough call this week, but MGK will be sent to the Caymans. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
16 Helmi 202355min
Our Rih-Actions To The Super Bowl
Surprise, Betch. Jordana, Aleen and Sami came together to record a special episode recapping the Super Bowl. Aleen got very into it this year, Jordana’s all about the bets, and Sami could can’t imagine caring that much about something. (She lets the memes find her.) They dish on how they celebrated, what they watched, their best and worst commercials of the night, and of course share their hot takes on Rihanna’s halftime show. So, sit back and have your leftover buffalo chicken dip handy (if you didn’t finish it already) ‘cause this episode's a good one. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
13 Helmi 202328min
Grammys Satanic Panic, The Bennifer Of The Doubt, Would You Swipe Right On Tom Brady?, & Is Armie Hammer Really Broke?
We begin with a fair warning from Sami: she says like a lot in this episode. Okay, now that that’s over with, we have so much piping hot celebri-tea to discuss. The trio starts off with a juicy Grammys debrief, including Aleen’s hot take on Harry Styles’ outfit, and a heated discussion on the state of Bennifer’s relationship. (Too many weddings is always a bad sign.) From one red carpet to the next, the three discuss Reese and Ashton’s awkward AF photos, and spill the tea on Tom Brady’s cringey thirst trap– although Jordana would beg to differ. They wrap with Sami’s debrief on Armie Hammer’s attempted comeback in his latest interview. He’ll be sent back to the Caymans since he was the original inspo for the segment. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9 Helmi 202350min
