Leonardo DiCaprio’s GF Reached His Age Limit, Trying To Get A Read On Meghan Markle, & Is Tennis Too Many Games?
Before getting into the packed week of pop culture news, Sami recaps her Israel trip. Despite not being able to eat fries at the hotel’s pool, she still had a great time. Then Aleen and Jordana jump in to debrief the first celeb story: Leo DiCaprio’s break up. They go through Leo’s roster of girlfriends past, and realize he needs to get on U Up? stat. Then Jordana shares her latest revelation—watching tennis is actually fun. They all chat about Serena Williams’ final US Open, before debriefing her episode on Meghan Markle’s new podcast. They unpack the big q—who really is Meghan? The show wraps up with yet another discussion of Bennifer’s wedding, re: NDAs and the leaked dancing video. But who’s going to the Cayman Islands this week, might you ask? Hint: he was kissing Addison Rae’s mom at the VMAs. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1 Syys 202254min
Where TF Was Casey Affleck?, Scott Disick’s New Cougar GF, & Barbie Ferreira Kisses Euphoria Goodbye
They grow up so fast! Aleen shares all of the deets about Mila’s first bday party, and no, Jordana wasn’t invited. Don’t worry, it was a family-only affair, and yes, Jordana still analyzed every pic to make sure none of their other friends were there either. Meanwhile, Jordana went on a weekend trip to Charleston (sadly had no Southern Charm sightings). But speaking of celebs in the south, they debrief Bennifer’s three day wedding extravaganza in Georgia. Why wasn’t Casey Affleck in attendance? Then onto the *other* wedding—Sarah Hyland and Wells Adams tied the knot with a lot of the Modern Family cast. Jordana and Aleen wrap up the show with a whirlwind of celeb news: Scott Disick has a new, older-than-him girlfriend; Barbie Ferreira says goodbye to Euphoria; Taylor Swift is getting sued—again. Tune in for the breakdown. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
25 Elo 20221h 2min
Unpacking Brangelina’s Breaking Point, Kanye’s Trash Bags Are Selling Out, & What Makes An Icon?
Welp folks, Sami’s leaving to go camp in the desert. Ok fine, she’s staying in a hotel and she’s just going on vacation, but this sparks a convo with Aleen and Jordana about adventure trips, go-bags, apocalypses. You know, the usual stuff. After they forget how they started talking about apocalypses in the first place, they pivot to the actual usual stuff—celeb news. Re: the Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt airplane altercation story. How did they get to this breaking point? And Brad Pitt might be dating who?! TBH, they realize Brad should be dating Ben Affleck (they give v similar vibes), but unfortunately Ben can’t right now—he and JLo are entering their 3 day wedding extravaganza. Then onto Kathy Hilton’s philanthropic endeavors for homeless people, which oddly segues well into Kanye’s latest Yeezy x Gap collection. Is Kanye fetishizing homeless people? They wrap up with TV talk and have the great debate: what makes an icon? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
18 Elo 202249min
The End Of Kim & Pete Era, The Peltz vs Beckham Power Struggle, & Britney Spears’ Toxic Ex
That’s a wrap! U Up? Live has officially solved dating everywhere, and Jordana, Aleen, and Sami give the highlight reel. But there’s still one (ex)couple no one can figure out—the mystery that is Kim K and Pete Davidson. The ever surprising duo broke things off, and we have q’s: Was the relationship real and the break-up is the PR stunt? What’s going to happen to Pete’s Kim tattoos? And most importantly, who will they date next? Then onto another ex-couple who made headlines this week—Britney Spears and Kevin Federline with the parenting video drama. Lots to unpack. There might also be trouble in newlyweds Brooklyn Beckham and Nicola Peltz’s billionaire paradise, and they dive into the age-old rift of wife vs mother-in-law (AKA Nicky vs Vicky). The show wraps up with Aleen’s fav topic: JAffleck was spotted canoodling at Dunkin Donuts. We just want to know, did JLo get munchkins? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12 Elo 202255min
Britney Conspiracy Theories, Taylor Swift’s PJ Joyrides, & Chrissy Teigen’s Big Announcement
Aleen is sussed out with Britney Spears—maybe she’s not as free as the #FreeBritney movement thinks. Are the red posts on her insta red flags? Next, they debate Will Smith’s apology to Chris Rock over the Oscars slap. Jordana appreciates him owning the mistake, but not hating himself for making it. Then they cover Taylor Swift’s 170 Private plane trips THIS YEAR. Sami is convinced it’s a plot by Kris Jenner to defend Kylie. Chrissy Teigen is pregnant, and Beyonce’s new album has the bops we all needed, minus some controversial wording. Meanwhile, Monica Lewinsky does not approve… 8 years later. Finally, JAffleck announced a huge wedding reception, and we are NOT happy about it. What happened to their pure, intimate love? DM us who you would send to the Cayman Islands this week to sell timeshares. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4 Elo 202256min
Something Fishy Is Going On With JAffleck, Sydney Sweeney Is V Impressive, & F-You Instagram
PSA: U Up? Live shows are really f*cking fun. Jordana shares all the deets from the Chicago show, which did include an onstage makeout sesh. Sami and Aleen can’t wait to join you at the NYC show, so be sure to get your tix ASAP. Then onto Aleen’s highly anticipated J-Affleck honeymoon theory. Are JLo and Ben actually a PR stunt after all? They debate, and Sami presents some pretty convincing evidence you’ll def want to hear. Speaking of industry intel, they chat about Sydney Sweeney’s latest interview breaking down the real Hollywood struggle. Group conclusion? Massive respect for you, Sydney. They wrap up discussing the people’s qualm: Instagram, you’re ruining everything. Where TF did the pics go? Let’s just say there are some top contenders for this week’s Hollywood Purgatory decision. IYKYK. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
28 Heinä 202249min
Do We Have To Call Her Jennifer Affleck?, Rotten Tomatoes’ Supremacy, & What Else Could Kylie Jenner Buy?
ICYMI, it’s really f*cking hot outside. Naturally, Sami, Aleen, and Jordana chat about the weather and their ideal temperatures. Have they simply run out of things to discuss? Don’t you worry, they have plenty of even hotter topics to get into. JLo and Ben Affleck tied the knot in Vegas, and Aleen agrees their relationship is no longer a PR stunt. Then onto TV: The Bear, Persuasion, The Rehearsal, Severance. They reminisce on their college days when they held HBO Sundays in their dorm (of course Jimmy John’s was involved), and watched shows together. Now they’re all just logged into Sami’s Hulu account, which is basically the same thing. The ep wraps up with an examination of Kylie Jenner’s spending habits (Can Kylie keep us out of a recession with all her shopping?), before giving an update on the Armie Hammer Cayman Islands situation. Re: Robert Downey Jr. is now involved. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
21 Heinä 202256min
Ugh Khloe, Not Tristan Again!, Jen Shah Is Guilty AF, & Armie Hammer’s Actually Selling Timeshares
Howdy, y’all. Jordana is tuning in from the v hot Austin, TX following a U Up? Live show, and recaps the trip with Sami and Aleen (a penis donut was involved). Things have also been heating up in the celeb world, and they unpack the big D—drama, obviously. Headline #1: Khloe Kardashian welcomes a second child via surrogate, with the unwelcomed Tristan Thompson as the father. They get into a heated debate—does it matter if your siblings have different parents? Across the reality show aisle, they debrief Jen Shah’s guilty plea before diving into the mystery that is Armie Hammer working as a timeshare salesman in the Cayman Islands. You can’t make this sh*t up. Then onto the Funny Girl drama (re: Beanie Feldstein and Lea Michele), before wrapping up with some Emmy nominations talk. Jordana presents the new @ Betches ending—who are you sending to Hollywood purgatory, AKA selling timeshares with Armie in the Cayman Islands? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
14 Heinä 202253min
