SNL 50, Blake Lively's Amended Complaint, & Meghan Markle's As Ever

Sorry betches, Aleen and Jordana are on the road this week – and missing the biggest VPR recap of all time. But never fear, Sami is joined by Emma Diamond, creator and host of the Comments by Celebs podcast, to talk all about the wildly revealing season finale of Vanderpump Rules. They break down all the best moments: Tom & Ariana’s epic breakup scene, the ever-so-satisfying cast reactions, Ariana’s shade-filled WWHL interview, and everything in between. How long do we think the affair was really going on for? What did everyone know about Miami girl? And what else are the Toms hiding from us? Plus, they debrief on where Tom and Raquel’s relationship stands and where we go from here. Finally, they send Sandoval on a solo trip to the Caymans… because he needs to think about what he’s done and those timeshares aren’t going to sell themselves. Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

18 Touko 20231h 8min

Tuck your cloven hooves into your slip-on shoes, because Sami and Aleen are back to recap Episode 8 of Succession's final season - and it's finally election night. Absentee ballots are on fire, there's wasabi in Decision Deck Darwin's eyes, Greg's getting busted back down to Greg for the night, and we're down to our last functioning touchscreen. Sami and Aleen share the power rankings for the week, some of their favorite quotes, and cap it off with The Forecast (or perhaps we could call it PENDING). Thanks for listening… but be warned, for the Conheads are coming. And be sure to tune in every single Monday for the rest of this season of Succession to hear more recaps! Read Sami’s written recap here: “Succession” Episode 8 Recap: Who Deserves To Fuck Off This Week? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

15 Touko 20231h 7min

The Betches are are settled after the travels and have plenty to discuss today in the world of pop culture and beyond! They kick off the episode breaking down the long awaited coronation of King Charles, who was captured showing some grumpy faces on his big day. What could His Majesty the King have possibly been complaining about? Then they discuss the latest Matt Healy’s headlines of him *allegedly* doing the nazi salute on stage. Out of context, or actually problematic? Then it’s time to talk about Robert DeNiro, who has announced he soon to have his 7th child at 79 years old! Finally, they get to last night’s Vanderpump’s not-quite-finale episode. Would we all feel different if we didn’t know the Scandoval was right around the corner? They wrap it up with the ceremonial exiling to Cayman Islands, and they are spoiled for options this week, who will get the infamous honor? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

11 Touko 20231h 5min

Can we steal you for a sec? Sami and Aleen woke up on the right side of the coffin today, and they’re back with a recap of Episode 7 of Succession's final season. Matsson’s cracks are starting to show, Shiv & Tom finally fight it out, and Connor’s back in the game. With election night and Logan’s funeral still looming large, they cap it off with their forecast of what’s to come. Thanks for listening…enjoy your beds, go home, cry. Don’t forget your coats! And be sure to tune in every single Monday for the rest of this season of Succession to hear more recaps! Read Sami’s written recap here: “Succession” Episode 7 Recap: Who Deserves To Fuck Off This Week? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

8 Touko 20231h 3min

The Betches are back from London town and ready to share their firsthand experience across the pond leading up to the coronation. It’s almost King Charles’ big day… Prince Harry, get your sh*t together. Back in NYC, they give their takes for best and worst dressed from fashion’s biggest night– the Met Gala. RIP cockroach. Then they wrap up with a debrief on the leaked VPR finale trailer. Raquel will finally be sent to the Caymans, because it’s about time. Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

4 Touko 202358min

Who wants to play bitey? Sami and Aleen put on their matching bomber jackets and take off into the *clouds* with a recap of Episode 6 of Succession’s final season, complete with Kendall’s moment in the spotlight, Shiv & Tom’s reconciliation, and Roman’s firing spree. Plus, they discuss Matsson questionable tweet… he’s very European. They give us their favorite quotes from the episode (deep fakes included) and finish with a forecast for next week. Thanks for listening…Big shoes. Big shoes. Be sure to tune in every single Monday for the rest of this season of Succession to hear more recaps! Read Sami’s written recap here: “Succession” Episode 6 Recap: Who Deserves To Fuck Off This Week? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1 Touko 20231h 7min

Cheerio, betch. Sami is podcasting from London, with Aleen and Jordana joining her by the time this episode is live. Sami and Jordana are talking all things couples from Sofia Richie and Elliot Grainge’s lavish French wedding, to debriefing the easter eggs in TSwift and Joe Alwyn’s split… and are costars Sydney Sweeney and Glen Powell hooking up? They wrap up with a farewell to Bed Bath and Beyond. Use those coupons now! Who’s going to the Caymans? Joe Alwyn, of course. Hope the stewardess isn’t a Swiftie. Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

27 Huhti 202343min

Mind if we perch? The podcast is off to Norway for an @Betches retreat following yet another memorable episode of Succession. Our very own Quad Squad (Sami and Aleen) are back to recap Episode 5 of the final season, and they have a kill list of their own to discuss. They cover Kendall’s Scooby Doo negotiation tactics, Roman’s epic mountaintop rant, and the bags and bags of blood. So much blood. Plus, they share their favorite quotes from the week, and make some predictions for where the future of the company is heading, with or without ATN. Thanks for listening… but if a podcast collapses in the woods and no one hears it, is it an SEC violation? Be sure to tune in every single Monday for the rest of this season of Succession to hear more recaps! Read Sami's written recap here: “Succession” Episode 5 Recap: Who Deserves To Fuck Off This Week? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

24 Huhti 20231h 10min