#0167 - Viktor Vs. Bluey: The No-Cry Challenge - 03/04/2025

(0:00) - Ghost set to unveil new music at midnight tonight
(3:01) - Parkway Drive to play a show with an orchestra and tickets are very expensive
(5:10) - Government warns Texans to not have measles parties
(7:50) - UK schools removing mirrors to get students out of the bathroom, woman pulls a horse tail, woman stung by scorpion at Boston airport
(12:11) - Utah man scores a cornhole driven scholarship
(14:50) - The Bluey Challenge from Classy 97
(25:08) - Don't dump goldfish into natural waters
(26:31) - Nintendo Switch Bundle giveaway
(28:45) - Idaho's Best voting now open! My show and KBear up for awards!
(38:46) - Hundreds of thousands of morons of Facebook
(41:18) - People dying from dysentery in Oregon

On today’s edition of The Viktor Wilt Show, Viktor took listeners on a wild ride through the most bizarre, ridiculous, and downright questionable happenings of the day. First up—Ghost fans, rejoice! A billboard in Vegas started spewing purple smoke like some kind of haunted slot machine, signaling the arrival of new music and possibly a brand-new Papa Emeritus. Viktor is sworn to secrecy on this one. Midnight, folks. Get ready.

Meanwhile, Parkway Drive decided that mosh pits just aren’t classy enough, so they’re playing a black-tie event at the Sydney Opera House. Hope you’ve got a tux lying around because tickets will cost you your rent money. But hey, at least you’ll get to witness a metal band politely shredding alongside an orchestra. Then, in what might be the worst idea since Tide Pods, Texas parents apparently needed an official warning not to host measles parties. Yes, in the year 2025, we have to remind people that contagious diseases are not collectible trading cards.

Across the pond, UK schools have removed bathroom mirrors because obviously, the real reason kids take so long in the restroom is their deep fascination with their own reflection—definitely not their phones. In even dumber news, a woman got arrested for yanking a horse’s tail, launching a child into the San Francisco Bay like a medieval catapult. Justice would’ve been served if the horse had sent her flying instead, but alas, life isn’t always fair.

Speaking of bad luck, a woman at Logan Airport in Boston got stung by a scorpion while picking up her luggage. Either she packed a venomous souvenir, or someone’s suitcase came with a free “Welcome to the Outback” gift. In the realm of competitive “sports,” an Ogden teen just scored a college scholarship for cornhole. Yes, the backyard barbecue game. Time to reevaluate those student loan debts, folks—maybe you should’ve trained in beanbag tossing instead of calculus.

Viktor then took on the Bluey Challenge, watching an episode of the beloved kids’ show to prove he was too tough to cry. The verdict? Cute, nostalgic, but no tears—though he did get suspiciously emotional about water diversion projects. Then came an urgent PSA: STOP DUMPING YOUR GOLDFISH INTO LAKES. These aquatic menaces are turning waterways into murky, disease-ridden nightmares. If you want a giant goldfish, get a giant tank—don’t turn Lake Erie into a Finding Nemo reboot.

In the “humans disappoint Viktor” segment, he ranted about people mindlessly sharing fake news, specifically a viral lie about Chris Stapleton protesting Beyoncé’s Grammy win. Fun fact: he didn’t. But why Google when you can just believe a meme? And just when you thought things couldn’t get worse—dysentery is making a comeback in Oregon. Yes, the Oregon Trail joke has become reality, and you can now die of dysentery. Society might officially be circling the drain.

Finally, after dodging depressing headlines, Viktor shifted gears to something actually enjoyable—burgers. Specifically, Burley Burger in Idaho Falls, where you can eat a cheeseburger topped with a hot dog, which is either brilliant or an affront to nature.

Oh, and in case you care about radio awards, The Viktor Wilt Show is up for Idaho’s Best—though the competition includes misplaced nominees, podcasts that aren’t radio shows, and someone named Vic Frederick, who sounds like they should be a Victorian ghost hunter.

And that’s a wrap for today’s show. Tune in next time for more chaos, rants, and maybe a horse-kicking update.

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