#0197 - RFK’s Fecal Swim and Retro Turtle Rock - 05/13/2025

(0:00) GTA 4 Remastered rumors making the rounds this morning
(3:08) Hanging at the Idaho Falls Farmer's Market
(4:30) How to tell if someone is completely full of crap
(9:21) Strange rules that people had growing up
(13:41) Fear Factor set to return to TV in 2026
(15:32) Clear signs that someone is into you
(21:26) Family in the UK gets scared of painting at AirBNB, RFK swimming in poo water, psychopaths are more attractive
(25:42) We are all over the place this week
(28:40) Kids show announced for the Mountain America Center, old cartoon songs
(35:18) The Ninja Turtles "Coming Out Of Their Shells" album
(41:17) Man fights kangaroo, dies
(43:30) Is Sleep Token teasing a second new album for 2025?

Victor Wilt kicked off this unhinged Tuesday morning in classic fashion—by forgetting what day it was and being irrationally irritated that Thursday hadn’t already passed. He then dove headfirst into the swirling rumor mill of a potential GTA IV remaster, spiraling with excitement over a game that doesn’t technically exist yet, while throwing casual shade at Rockstar’s greedy pricing habits. From there, it was a wild hop to promoting the Idaho Falls Farmers Market where breakfast corn dogs reign supreme and Viktor, Peaches, and Josh Tielor will be taking canned goods and, perhaps, souls. Then came the rapid descent into madness: a breakdown of subtle signs people are full of crap, including—but not limited to—bathroom sprints mid-meeting, virtue signaling, and your Facebook friend Adam (you know the one). Viktor admitted radio folks are full of crap, himself included, in a meta moment of truth.

But wait! Things got weirder. Strange childhood house rules were exposed, like being trapped indoors on New Year’s until your redheaded uncle arrived (Uncle Bill, we see you), or treating “butt” like a four-letter word. Viktor waxed poetic on language censorship before pivoting—without warning—to the return of Fear Factor in 2026, slamming today’s AI sludge social feeds and thirsting for televised bug-eating horror.

In the second half, dating advice hit the table, with Viktor begging men to open their eyes and women to stop being coy—JUST SAY YOU LIKE HIM. He declared men oblivious, including himself, while promoting the radical idea that rejection isn’t fatal. Freak news followed: a creepy Airbnb painting that allegedly looked like someone’s kid (it didn’t), RFK Jr. swimming in D.C.'s literal sewage, and the disturbing realization that psychopaths are hot. Awesome.

The episode crescendoed into a retro fever dream as Peaches joined in and the two relived their bizarre childhood media obsessions: from the shell-shocked power ballads of Ninja Turtles: Coming Out of Their Shells to the bowel-moving beats of Bear in the Big Blue House’s potty training anthem. It was a full-on nostalgia seizure, complete with a live caller requesting the Vanilla Ice Go Ninja Go classic, and a eulogy for a man who tragically lost a fight to a kangaroo named Jack. Yes, really.

Viktor wrapped things up debunking fan conspiracies around a potential second Sleep Token album (spoiler: probably not happening), warning against reading too much into capital letters and Spotify lyric typos. Conspiracies are fun… until you're the guy yelling about the moon in a JPEG. This episode had rumors, roasted radio hosts, retro jams, and kangaroo fatalities—just another average Tuesday on The Viktor Wilt Show.

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