Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson14 Touko 2025

134 - Karaoke Etiquette (Girl Why Are You Sitting? STAND UP!)

This week we’re belting it out and calling some people out. We kick things off with a passionate discussion about karaoke etiquette: if you’re sitting down while singing or not clapping for others, consider this a THREAT. Counselor Jonathan covers the bizarre tale of a woodpecker terrorizing a Massachusetts town. Counselor Zachariah tells us about a raccoon who got caught on camera with illegal... stuff... you'll have to listen i cant type it out lol. We wrap things up covered in glitter and white powder because we went to Charli XCX Brat Tour yall!!

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200 - This Isn't Goodbye, This is See You Later <3

Thank you for 200 incredible episodes.Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON! Explore everything Camp Shady Birch has to offer at CampShadyBirch.com!Sponsors:➜ Go to REVOLVE.com/CAMP to shop and use cod...

30 Syys 1h 24min

Walking Red Flag turns High Speed Chase - Trail Mix #149

In this mini episode, we are reading listener submitted stories about a camper who was woken up by their neighbor’s illegal housemate, a woman's new life in a new town that became a low budget crime t...

28 Syys 41min

199 - we need to talk

Hey campers. This is a different one. This has been such a hard decision but we need to talk. Episode 199 of Camp Counselors Podcast was mixed and edited by Kevin Betts.Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PA...

23 Syys 37min

You Pour Milk on Your What?! - Trail Mix #148

In this mini episode, we are reading listener submitted stories about a camper who learned Buffalo Wild Wings is not foreplay-friendly, one woman who learned the price you pay to be a cool mom, and th...

21 Syys 39min

198 - It's Everyone's Birthday & Everyone's Dead (W/ Kiki!)

Ciara is BACK! This week, she joins us on a crash-course in neighborhood trash-can etiquette. We're comparing and contrasting two back-to-back funerals... which one will be the winner?! And so much mo...

16 Syys 1h 18min

Kissing Bob the Punching Bag - Trail Mix #147

In this mini episode, we are reading listener submitted stories about a camper’s love affair with a punching bag, a woman who fought her wetsuit while a shark circled below, and one woman who learned ...

14 Syys 35min

197 - Canceled by the Tap Dance Community

This week break down why the entire tap dance community has turned against us. Plus, we dive into a bizarre mystery about a floating island disappearing in Canada, a doctor waking up with a bat in he...

9 Syys 1h 3min

Ukraine's Queen of the Nightclube - Trail Mix #146

In this mini episode we are reading listener submitted stories about a camper who might uproot her life to Japan for her man in the Navy, a Ukrainian queen of the night club, and the tale of a ghost n...

7 Syys 43min