'Good Pop, Bad Pop' - by Jarvis Cocker

'Good Pop, Bad Pop' - by Jarvis Cocker

'Good Pop, Bad Pop' - by Jarvis Cocker

On this episode of #AudioBookClub:

As the band Pulp release their first new music in 25 years, we join frontman Jarvis Cocker for a rummage around his attic

Steve Phillips and Matthew Layton present #AudioBookClub, a weekly podcast that reviews and recommends audiobooks.

On this week's episode we heartily recommend Jarvis Cocker's new audiobook 'Good Pop, Bad Cop.

Good Pop, Bad Pop

A: Jarvis Cocker

N: Jarvis Cocker

R: 26th May 2022

L: 6hrs and 39 mins

P: Jonathan Cape

Join us as we explore the eclectic treasures from Jarvis's loft, reflecting on his life, music, and the cultural landscape of Britpop. From nostalgic anecdotes to insightful commentary, this episode is a celebration of creativity and the stories behind the objects that shape us.

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TRANSCRIPT

Steve Phillips: On this episode of Audiobook Club. As the band Pulp released their first new music in 25 years, we join frontman Jarvis Cocker for a rummage around his attic.

Ben Folds: Good pop. Bad pop. An inventory by Jarvis Cocker, as read by me, Jarvis Cocker. Chapter one. There was a house I lived in for a while. I stored a lot of stuff in the loft of this house. When I say you stored a lot of stuff, that's really a polite way of saying used it as a skip.

Steve Phillips: Audiobook Club, with Steve Phillips and Matthew Layton. Hello, and welcome to Audiobook Club, the podcast about audiobooks that is most definitely sorted out for ease and with. Thank you very much. And of course, what other line could we have had in the script there? Matthew Layton, welcome to the podcast.

Matthew Layton: I did both things there, Steve. I did both copy and pace.

Steve Phillips: You did, you did, absolutely. By the way, can I put a screeching halt to the podcast in the early seconds and, quickly dragging Conclave from our last episode, I think we did a massive disservice.

Matthew Layton: Do you?

Steve Phillips: Yeah.



Robert Prevost was glued to the Conclave, you know

So before we swing into Jarvis Cocker's, attic, let's, let's swing into the Pope's basilica.

Matthew Layton: Okay. I, I, I said at the time, didn't I, that I thought it was like the Da Vinci Code, but without the fun.

Steve Phillips: Yeah. But as I, as I, Because I hadn't finished the book, and as I finished the book and the denouement of who the, Pope was going to be from this Conclave. What a finish. What a finish. That's brilliant. I loved Conclave, and everyone should go and read it. There we go.

Matthew Layton: Okay. I have to confess that actually, appropriately having. Indeed.

Steve Phillips: When was your last one?

Matthew Layton: Thursday. I have to confess that, I, Yeah, I found myself wanting to get to the finish and find out what the finish was. I predicted who would win, as I think everybody did, but I didn't predict the twist.

Steve Phillips: I love you. This is the first time I've heard, actually. And, you know, I've been glued. I was glued to the Conclave, you know, as a lot of us were. no one ever talks about who won, who won the Conclave. It's the lottery or the footy.

Matthew Layton: Who was the runner up? That's the important one.

Steve Phillips: They should announce it, in a sense, like, get a bit, you know, get a bit Britain's Got Talent about it, you know, in ascending, ascending, descending, reverse order. And then the music. And let's face it, that place, the Vatican, is not Short of a dramatic tune or two, we could have had some light organ music going on the background, you know, and then a flourish at the end as we go. Robert Prevost, ladies and gentlemen.

Matthew Layton: Chicago's finest.

Steve Phillips: Indeed. There we go. So congratulations to, To Pope Leo.

Matthew Layton: Yeah.

Steve Phillips: From all or both of us here at Audiobook Club, for whatever that that's worth. And, And yes, definitely just as an addendum to our last episode where. Where we didn't give Conclave the most glowing of reviews. Go and read it. It's brilliant.

Matthew Layton: Yes.

Steve Phillips: Right.

Matthew Layton: Pope. Pope Leo, quickly. Mazel tov. Yes.

Steve Phillips: I've just got a rummage round in my.

Matthew Layton: Are you're having a rummage now?

Steve Phillips: Looking for the. I'm looking for the spanner to turn your. Your sensitivity. Decorum.

Matthew Layton: You're turning my nuts. It'll be a little tiny one.

Steve Phillips: Certainly, am.



Right, okay, so we pivot now to this week's book. I love you putting the script here. You just put good cop, bad

Right, okay, so we pivot now to this week's book. We are casting an ear over. Good pop, bad pop. I love you putting the script here. You just put good cop, bad cop. Fair enough.

Matthew Layton: Oh, did I? Yeah, sorry.

Steve Phillips: But Good pop, bad pop. and I did love that introduction, by the way, where. Where Jarvis does say. By Jarvis. Yeah, Me.

Matthew Layton: Jarvis Love sums up the whole tone of the book and indeed his career. I think, you know, the way he refers to himself within the context of a formal structure with a little bit of a wink. I think he does, yeah.

Steve Phillips: Which I think is annoying. There's a knowing wink, isn't it? It's like we've all been here. We've all been here rummaging throughout, rummaging through our attic and the quiet moments.



Steve: The 90s were my 60s, I guess

Matthew Layton: Now, now, I. You mentioned the script where I've done some. Some muzz. Prompting. I wanted to ask you, first of all, let's set this out properly. Who are, Pulp and what do you think of them, Steve?

Steve Phillips: So if you've, So Pulp growing up. Well, certainly the. The 90s were my 60s, I guess. and. And Pulp were really at the forefront of those. It was a. Oh, you know what? The 90s just seemed like a really nice time when we're living in now. And when I think about the younger generation growing up and what they're having to kind of live with and how it's affecting them, the 90s was. Was. You know, obviously, they were. It had. It had its bad points. Of course, looking back now, you wouldn't get away with a lot of the stuff that was going on there. And quite rightly, however, in terms of music off, Brit pop was just fantastic. Original guitar songs, you know, original bands, amazing lyrics. It really did speak to the generation and really Pulp, were at the forefront of that and very good of them. I thought about start back in 1978 to kind of, yeah. Reach that peak in the 90s. They were, they were, they were right there. Common People was absolutely seminal. The video to Common People. I'll never forget watching that on the ITV chart show. And suddenly Jarvis Copper pops up in this shopping trolley. I, was just brilliant. It was. Yeah. So Pulpa were there. Right. Throughout the year, the 90s and also beyond.

Matthew Layton: Oh, hold on, hold on, hold on.



This is the second time Common People have featured on this podcast

You mentioned, you mentioned Common People. The song. This, of course is the second time that not only Jarvis, but the song Common People have featured on this podcast. Can you remember the first time, to coin a phrase?

Steve Phillips: Very nice.

Matthew Layton: That was an accident.

Steve Phillips: Different class back then. yay.



Pulse Common People is about class divide amongst common people

Now do we talk about William Shatner?

Matthew Layton: Ah, we do, yes. Yeah, you called it. Exactly. It turns out, contrary to what I thought, you are actually listening while we're making this, this podcast too. So here's Ben Folds from, I think it was something like our fourth or fifth podcast. I met him in a lobby of a hotel in Adelaide and here he is bigging up Mr. M. Cocker.

Matthew Layton: The word that jumps out at me from that part of it is also a word that I've heard you use in what is undoubtedly my favourite cover version of all time ever. no, tourist.

Ben Folds: Tourist.

Steve Phillips: Right.

Matthew Layton: So, M. I only really understood Pulse Common People when I heard the Shatner version and heard the words independent of it.

Steve Phillips: Right.

Matthew Layton: Seems to me, am I putting too much meaning on a song that reflects your upbringing or is that just a happy coincidence?

Ben Folds: Oh, no, no, I, I, I, I think that song is just probably the most insane, decisive pop song about that particular class divide amongst common people. Absolutely. He, Jarvis absolutely nailed it. I think it's his best song. It's just a beautiful song because it's the tourism part is the wonderful part of it. I mean that's, and, and it's a good way. And you know, I, I took it.

Matthew Layton: So that's yeah, basically Ben Paul's saying, I grew up in a working class classroom, I hate class tourism too.

Steve Phillips: yeah, and it's true of the lyrics that they, that they sung about. It was really, it really did speak, really did speak to you. It was very much a reflection of real life and attitudes and you know, don't get too full of yourself, basically. And their new single that was out recently, Spike island, it was another. Was another. You know, it's really. Oh, man. Yeah. A real renaissance for them, I think, over the, Over the summer to come. And looking forward to their album.

Matthew Layton: Yeah, hold on.

Steve Phillips: Going back.

Matthew Layton: Going back to Common People for a second. And also. And it comes up about, you know, Jarvis's taste influences and aesthetics become a lot clearer. And they're laid out a lot clearer in this book than you would necessarily get from just listening to them in the background on the radio. You know, there's always more to it. In fact, do you know what Spike Island's about?

Steve Phillips: Yes, it's about Stone Roses gig on Spike Island.

Matthew Layton: Right. Okay. So you see, I did. I knew it was something cooler than I am, but I didn't. I didn't know what it was. There's a bit.

Steve Phillips: He didn't go. Never went to the gig. No, but he. He, I think he got stories. I think he got a story of basically as a DJ there. it's a. It's a sequel to Sorted For Ease and Whiz, this new single, Spike island, because it was to do with people who kept repeating a phrase over and over again. It stuck in Jarvis Cocker's head. Basically. Sorted for Ease and Wiz. This guy kept. Kept sort of. I don't know if it might be the same. I think it was at the same gig. Kept asking everyone if they were Sorted For Ease and Whiz over and over and over again. And the. And Spike island comes from the hapless dj, who's trying to get the crowd going by going, spike island, come alive. Spike island, come alive. And that again, that's stuck in Jarvis Cocker's head. so that it went in the song. So that's one of the lyrics. It's like, spike island come alive again. I think it was that anyway. Yeah. So that's where it comes from.

Matthew Layton: You're a huge Pulp fan. In fact, you mentioned that when we were talking about the stuff we've listened to on the BBC and the last week you made the point that you had listened to BBC 6 Music specifically to catch the. The new song and. And an interview, didn't you? So you're quite a big fan. And you're. You're into them, aren't you?

Steve Phillips: Well, I'm into them, but I, You know, not. I mean, I wouldn't say I'm a close fan. I think what it does is. It's part of my. My total malaise in. In being, you Know, very misty eyed about the past, thinking how much nicer it was. So, you know, if it had been Blur making a comeback and they launched a smash single, I might be all about that or Suede or, I don't know, Sleeper or something.

Matthew Layton: I just realised, oh, I've met Louise from Sleeper twice.

Steve Phillips: One, of our friends actually did a pog, does a podcast and I think, starring Louise, winner from Sleeper.

Matthew Layton: Top poker player as well as rockstar and novelist.

Steve Phillips: It's called the Crisis. The Crisis, right. Where she interviews people about how they're dealing with a midlife crisis when they were like, big in.

Matthew Layton: I would love to hear that.



I met her after a gig she did in Hamburg

So I met her twice. I met her after a gig she did in Hamburg and I went, hi, I'm. I'm living here in Hamburg. And, I, really like what you're doing. And she was really nice. She came out and had drinks with the audience after the show and she did the same. I think it was about eight years later in Vancouver. I said, I remember, I saw you in a Hamburg. And she was very lovely.

Steve Phillips: And at that point, despite your Tommy.

Matthew Layton: Cooper impression, at that point, yeah, I. I had to go, oh, she's really nice. And, she's also beautiful, but I have to go away now because I'm too drunk.

Steve Phillips: There you go.

Matthew Layton: That's very interesting. That's a bad face.

Steve Phillips: Do you know what? Actually it's interesting you say that because I can't meet my heroes, I can't meet anyone famous without coming across. As you've probably heard on this podcast, I just come across all sycophantic. And thank you for being in the same orbit as us and deigning to, you know, grace us with your presence. I can't. I don't know why, because, you know, m. I've worked in lots of orbits and things, but I have to sort of work with them for 10 years before, before we speak.

Matthew Layton: I'll tell you why that is, Steve. It's because you're a lovely human being. Should we move? Get this. I'm gonna do you. I'm gonna do your bit now. Should we move from. From orbit to Wrigley's Extra?

Steve Phillips: There you go. You see how I do that more subtly than you? You just go, shut up, Steve. I'm gonna say this now. That's basically go. I think of my segues.



How do you feel about Pulp over the years

Gentlemen.

Matthew Layton: Can we just. Before we do it, can we just do the class thing again? Because, Thanks for asking how I feel about Pulp. That's really kind of you as much I've just said you.

Steve Phillips: How do you feel about Pulp?

Matthew Layton: Well, do you know what, as a kid who went to a public school and this is very defiantly a working class point of view and I sort of felt that it was a party to which I was not invited. And as I say, they were there, they were part of the background. But I have to say that over the years, possibly in the same way as you, you know, I didn't necessarily get it at the time, but they creep up on you, don't they? And it becomes part of the, or the sort of the furniture that, you know, it becomes familiar. The same with David Bowie. I, I've heard so many people rattle on so much about David Bowie, but the first time I heard him, when I was eight years old, it was let's Dance. It was a perfectly reasonable pop song. And again, yeah, for me Pulp were part of the time and didn't stand out for me. But over the years I think I've grown to respect and like them more. And part of that actually was Jarvis's six music show where I started to get what he was on about just by the, the general subjects that he covered and, and the way that he spoke. So, so yes, I like them more now. I think I understand it better.

Steve Phillips: Yeah, I used to love Jarvis Cockers, Jarvis Cocker's Night Shift where he sort of, you know, explored the the world of night shift workers and things. That was. Yeah, it was really good. And I like his delivery as well. I mean this book was certainly something you could literally go. It's literally a book at bedtime because you could quite happily go to sleep listening to it. It was really at that sort of feel about it where you just be sent off to a really nice sort of nice sort of cosy place and then you can just kind of drift off. Anyway, don't drift off just yet because we've got to do our three step process.



Good Pop, Bad Pop is an intimate and immersive biography of Jarvis Cocker

There it is, where we talk about the author, we talk about the text of the book and then we discuss the performance, or indeed narration of the audiobook. And does the audio version bring anything vastly superior to just buying it off a shelf and reading the thing? So Matthew, the author himself, like we've just been speaking about him for the last 20 minutes.

Matthew Layton: Anyway, yeah, Jarvis Branson Cocker was born on 19th September 1963. He is an English, it says on Wikipedia, musician. I'd put that in inverted commas a bit. As the founder, frontman, lyricist and Only consistent member of the band Pulp. He became a reluctant figurehead of the Brit pop genre in the mid-1990s. Funny, I just remembered. Do you remember when he, he, he did, a stage invasion at the Brit Awards for Michael Jackson? Do you remember that?

Steve Phillips: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Matthew Layton: He, Michael Jackson was performing Earth Song, and it was all rather over the top. Jarvis had had a couple of whiskeys and jumped, up on the stage, danced around a bit and then kind of got a bit lost and was shown to me, the audience. Yeah. Did he moan the audience? I'd forgotten that.

Steve Phillips: I think he did. I think he got it. I think he got his, his posterior out. Yeah. And Bob Mortimer got him. Got him off of the legal thing.

Matthew Layton: Oh, did he?

Steve Phillips: Yeah, he did, yeah. the anecdote, I think was Bob.

Matthew Layton: Mortimer, m bloke in a pub told you, and it was on the Internet. That's two independent sources. It must be true. Cocker has also pursued a solo career, and for seven years he presented the BBC Radio 6 music show, Jarvis Cocker's Sunday Service. Ah. And he was replaced by Iggy Pop in that slot. So it just shows you the. The sort of status that he is held in in this country.

Steve Phillips: I love, the idea of a Sunday surface, though. It'd be a big doily on it. Wouldn't there be nice sort of lace tablecloth on a Sunday.

Matthew Layton: You know what? You're hitting all the marks this week. You're getting everything absolutely right. yeah, Doilies. You'd think there might be some doilies somewhere in Jarvis's attic.

Steve Phillips: Yeah. Oh, there's got to be, isn't there?

Matthew Layton: Yeah, exactly.

Steve Phillips: Covered in the book. That's for book two, clearly.

Matthew Layton: Well, why don't you? Again, the only reason people tune into this nonsense is the wonderful way in which you read the blurb out of. Off of the back of books. Please, maestro, take it away.

Steve Phillips: As we know, that's an utter lie. What if the things we kept hidden say more about us than those we put on display? We will have a random collection of the things that made us. Photos, tickets, clothes, souvenirs stuffed in a box, packed in a suitcase, crammed into a drawer. When Jarvis Cocker starts clearing out his loft, he finds a jumble of objects that catalogue his story and ask him some awkward questions. Who do you think you are? Or who do you think you are? Are clothes important? And why are there so many pairs of broken glasses up here? From a gold star poly cotton shirt to a pack of Wrigley's extra. From his teenage attempts to write songs to the sexy laughs, fantastic dirty joke book, this is the hard evidence of Jarvis's unique life. Pulp 20th century pop culture, the good times and the mistakes he'd rather forget. And this accumulated debris of a lifetime reveals his creative process. Writing a musicianship, performance and ambition, style and stagecraft. This is not a life story, it's a lost story. It is definitely a story. Recorded on location with the author and featuring archival material, Good Pop, Bad Pop is an intimate and immersive listening experience with an icon of British culture. And by the way, his dancing. Now I, I've made a reference to this because I saw him on Jonathan Ross doing his new single Pulpit and, and the dancing he was doing, he clearly was thinking long term because, you know, as you get older, you see ageing rock stars not being able to move about as once they could and jump about the stage. And so Jarvis Cocker, I'm pretty certain seeing a live gig with him back in the day, was doing these strange arm movements. He'd just stand there and just do these wiggly arm, ah, movements, thinking, actually, you know what, I'll be able to do the same again when M. I'm 60.

Matthew Layton: Yeah. There's another thing about that which is you. The thing at the time that made him different from the other, his contemporaries, the Blurs and Oasis is who you've mentioned is, you know, he was known originally as a, as somebody quite weird who once came on stage in a wheelchair, so, you know, doing really odd stuff like that. And I think, again, this book has helped me understand where that's come from. And turned on several lights, as you say, or as you read. Jarvis rifles through this attic in, his house in the uk, where he hasn't been for a number of years. He goes through all the stuff because he's accrued so much, rubbish. And one of the things that runs through the book is he picks up individual items, tells the bit of his life that it reminds him of and then he plays keep or cob. Cob being the Sheffield term, for to throw something. So is he going to keep it or is he throw it? You've mentioned the Wrigley's. The first couple of things are the Wrigley's extra chewing gum, that's 20 years old from the days when it used to come in stick form rather than sort of the pellets that it's in now. Plastic collar stiffness. more importantly, his teenage, his teenage notebook, which has lots of secrets in fact, I'm going to. I'm going to go. I'm going to go early for a clip.



Steve Jarvis' Pulp Master Plan was written in his teenage notebook

Steve.

Steve Phillips: Okay.

Matthew Layton: There's a bit in, in his teenage notebook there is a a bit where he calls it the, the Pulp master plan where 15 year old Jarvis maps out what. It's almost like a political manifesto of what pulp should be. And I think when we listen to this, you'll hear that. I think he, I think he managed to stick to it even till today.

Ben Folds: The Pulp Master Plan. The group shall work its way into the public eye by producing fairly conventional yet slightly offbeat pop songs. After gaining a well known and commercially successful status, the group can then begin to subvert and restructure both the music business and music itself. It's the old Change the system from within Approach pop success as Trojan Horse. This is my younger self's way of reconciling pop ambitions with my newly found punk ideals. I'm quite impressed.

Matthew Layton: So I think, you know, if you come as far as Spike Island, I think what I mean, he hasn't managed to change the entirety of music, but other than that, I think he sticked every box on his list there.

Steve Phillips: Yes.

Matthew Layton: In fact, Steve, just before we came on air, we don't normally like. What did we have the other day? We had, we had a, a book that referred us to look at. We had to look at the PDF and look at graph number 14. I think it might have been one of the sleep books that we were reading. But I pointed out to you the, the PDF that came. The accompanying PDF that came with this book which I didn't touch while I was listening to the book because I was on buses and carrying shopping and stuff. If you scroll down through that PDF through past the sexy laughs fantastic dirty joke book which you mentioned before and it's got a very saucy cover. I think you'll agree you'll get to the Pulp Master Plan and how it was written in his teenage notebook. Are you laughing at. Are you laughing at the saucy pictures?

Steve Phillips: I've just, just got, just got there. Ye.

Matthew Layton: Just. And these are genuine. I mean you. I think looking at the PDF just now has again cemented it. It's not a particularly. It's not something that I necessarily experienced at the same time, but I quite enjoyed having a little scroll through it.

Steve Phillips: Yeah.

Matthew Layton: what do you think of his handwriting?

Steve Phillips: the way he's written the headline to the Pulp Master Plan, the word the. And pulp. Well, mainly the word there. He's almost Carrying off a swastika. The H and the E. No, earlier.

Matthew Layton: Early 20th century political manifestos. That's fine. Yeah.

Steve Phillips: Well, indeed. Yes. yeah. A category A music. The music. Yeah. I mean, this is what. Wow. And then his doodling is really good. It's just like. It's good to. On a fist with major record company written on it.

Matthew Layton: Oh, yeah. And I think that's meant to be a hatchet or a. A meat cleaver. In fact, it's meant to be a meat cleaver.

Ben Folds: Yeah.

Matthew Layton: I'm not actually looking at myself at the moment. so I love this fact.

Steve Phillips: He's got a packet of Venus Perfect pencils.

Matthew Layton: Well, this is interesting because there are loads of things that come up and that's not one that I recognised. But the brand names that come up include Roses Lime juice, which I agree with him, is minging. I think he had a label from a Roses lime juice. Do you remember Customs Imperial Leather soap, Steve?

Steve Phillips: Well, I, often talk to you at university during the time of Polp, actually. Was there, how good a bad. I was discussing with my friend Will at the time how good a name for a band Imperial Leather was?

Matthew Layton: Yeah, yeah.

Steve Phillips: Raging rock band called Imperial Leather. There you go.

Matthew Layton: No, these were supposedly luxury soaps, weren't they? That sort of implied. Referred to the M. Imperial Leather.

Steve Phillips: Yeah. did you. Did you. Did your. Did you have a bar of this soap ever?

Matthew Layton: Oh, yeah, loads. Yeah. It was my dad.

Steve Phillips: Did you have a magnet attached to it?

Matthew Layton: Oh, yeah.

Steve Phillips: Do you remember this? Where actually you could attack there? Was it.

Matthew Layton: It was at the bottom. It was a little round one embedded in the bottom.

Steve Phillips: and you would attach it to the. To the corresponding thing on your sink. And it was just. I mean, I used to love going around.



Steve: The PDF itself is shambolic. I wouldn't necessarily credit myself with the designers

I could wait to go to my grandparents to wash my hands because they had a magnetic soap.

Matthew Layton: It didn't smell very nice though, did it?

Steve Phillips: Ah, dreadful.

Matthew Layton: It wasn't a fragrance, so it was sort of. It Smell of the Empire, basically, I think. And then there's Marmite as well. And all of the. All of these things are, ah, quintessentially British of questionable quality. But it's really weird the way he sort of hoover's up all of these brand names and the images they're meant to present and. And you go, oh, yeah, I suppose that is part of what Pulp does, if you see what I mean. as part of that. So, so his, his. He. He says at one point the aesthetic has to be achievable. So just come from punk. People didn't wear shiny suits on stage or, or what am I thinking of? what are they called? What do country and western singers wear, Steve? Rhinestones. That's what they wear. Rhinestones with shirts and tassels. Shirts with rhinestones and tassels. It's not about that. Pulp was about NHS glasses and a duffel coat. and quite soon you would get to the first shirt he ever bought in a jumble sale. And, and he's basically saying that, you know where other people are dressing in fancy expensive clothes. He really likes a jumble sale.

Steve Phillips: Yeah.

Ben Folds: Normal shops now seemed boring in comparison to jumble sales. Everything just hanging there meekly on a clothes rail. You didn't have to fight a gang of old women to get what you wanted. Pretty tame. And where were the refreshments? Tea was available at a very reasonable price at a jumble sale. And homemade cake. It was a scene. A complete day out for a quid or so.

Matthew Layton: And kind of when you look at that in the context of listening to a Pulp song again, it's your thing about the comfort of what is now the past, isn't it? It's very English and very specific and very weird. but at the same time I get all of those references.

Steve Phillips: Yeah, completely. And also I've just found his picture of the cousin's Imperial Leather soap. And I, I reckon that is a magnet. He's packing a magnet. Worn away. Yeah, I think the sort of. If you have got the accompanying. Pete. This is a bit niche by the way. Good Pop Bad Pot by Jarvis Cocker. Released quite a few years ago. Well, 2022, not too many years ago. Go to the accompanying PDF then. About, Well, I think it's probably. It's towards the end, there is the picture of the cousins Imperial Leather soap and I think that's a magnet. Jarvis, you won't be listening.

Matthew Layton: Can I just say that this is great. so the PDF itself is quite shambolic. It's kind of in a 4 and then at the beginning it says Jarvis Cocker. Good pop, Bad pop. An inventory designed by Julian House. Well, frankly, would you say that's designed. Or. I mean maybe it's a really clever subversive statement against PowerPoint, but what they seem to have done is got an A4 word document and stuck a photo on each page.

Steve Phillips: Yeah.

Matthew Layton: Would that be fair?

Steve Phillips: Yes.

Matthew Layton: Okay.

Steve Phillips: That's exactly what's happening here. I would.

Matthew Layton: But, but I wouldn't necessarily want. If I'd. If I'd Done that. I wouldn't necessarily credit myself with the designers of it front and centre.

Steve Phillips: I mean the only thing, the only thing I think where some designs happened is that it might be the order of the photos.

Matthew Layton: No, that's the, that's the order in the book. I wasn't expecting the. I wasn't expecting the loft to have a. A yellow door.

Steve Phillips: That was nice. Nice. Nice entrance by the way. Yeah, that's the sort of loft entrance I'd like. Not. I mean, let's face it, you look at that loft entrance he's got. I mean basically, and we know what lofts are really like. It's an awkward ladder. If you've got a built in ladder, usually it's just like a precarious ladder up against the rules here, chipping your paintwork before you even get up there. And then the blooming things jammed or it won't come up. The loft door won't happen. It's covered in loads of fibreglass and it's. I mean it's not a pleasant experience. I,



The last thing I would be doing if I went up to my loft would be to write audiobook

The last thing I would be doing if I went up to my loft would be to write an audiobook.

Matthew Layton: I loved it when my dad used to. So we had a loft that was. It was a house built in 1960s and you had to get a stick to open up the hatch in the ceiling and then you turn the stick around the other way and push up against a death trap of a folding aluminium ladder that would come down at an angle. I always used to get really excited as a kid. My attic. Of course now that I'm doing slightly better in life. Do you know what's in my attic?

Steve Phillips: I don't know if you could disclose what's in your attic.

Matthew Layton: F ing Narnia.

Steve Phillips: Wow. That comes off an image. I don't think that's what Lewis Carroll had in mind.

Matthew Layton: You just made the words fawn porn come into my head. Next slide.

Steve Phillips: There's a link in the show notes.

Matthew Layton: I wanted to have the top half of a muscular man at the bottom half of a goat.

Steve Phillips: Okay, right.

Matthew Layton: Yes. Yes.

Steve Phillips: Okay. Right, so.

Matthew Layton: Oh, now it was a girl like that.



What do you think about the audiobook production? No, I don't

The Aud book.

Steve Phillips: What do you think about the audiobook production?

Matthew Layton: No, I don't. I'm not going to bother Steve. I'll let you do it. What do you think of the audiobook production?

Steve Phillips: I love the opening. Like the opening that you can hear the rummaging around and trying to access the loft and all the rest of it. And it was just, it was just the, the Sounds of the. Of the objects he was. He was picking up and examining. It was just like. It was the rust.

Matthew Layton: It's not gonna. It's not gonna win any Oscars for sound design, but at least he made some sort of effort.

Steve Phillips: I completely did. I really like. Actually, I wouldn't be surprised if Jarvis Cocker actually did do this and recorded the sounds. It wouldn't surprise me. because I. I will finish with a. With a. With a flourish. Once we finish this, this little section towards the end of the book. he. He does do his own stuff, and I really like that he just sort of has a. Has a crack at things. And he did that with his last single as well.

Matthew Layton: Yeah. Does all his own stunts. Yeah. I always find it difficult when, own footsteps, because footsteps should either get louder or quieter or go from left to right. And the problem is with that. It would. It's irrelevant. It's my problem.

Steve Phillips: Dirt mags here already.

Matthew Layton: Yeah, Can I. Can I bring the honourable gentleman? Normally, I've stuffed this up, haven't I?



Jarvis describes feeling he gets when listening to new music

I'm going to play us a slightly longer, clip, from this book that refers to the tingle, which is the feeling you get when you hear. Or the feeling Jarvis gets when he hears a piece of music that he likes. A new piece of music. And funnily enough, the one he mentioned is the song that my dad and I used to consider the worst song in the universe. which is where do you go to my lovely? By Peter Sarstedt. Oh, yes, it was. I know it wasn't. Yes, it was. Shut your face. we used to sing along to it with our own words, but this is. This is how Jarvis describes how he felt about hearing a new piece of exciting music and then how that transferred to his artistic endeavours. And you sip your Napoleon Brandy, but you never get your lips wet. I know you don't.

Ben Folds: and how did you sip the Napoleon Brandy without getting your lips wet? But despite the fact that I had no real idea what all these things Peter Sarstedt, was singing about were, I did understand something very important about his song. It gave me the tingle. The tingle is fundamental to my creative story. The tingle is what led to me writing my own songs. People have different ways of referring to this feeling. Some say chills, that makes me think of Grease. Other people say goosebumps. I associate that more with being scared shitless. But it all means the same thing. You're having a physical reaction to music. For me, it's a tingling sensation around the top of my shoulders and the back of my neck. I don't experience the tingle in any other art form. Or rather, it may happen occasionally with music. It happens a lot. In fact, it's what I'm searching for when I listen to a new piece of music because it's a very pleasant feeling to have. I liked experiencing this mysterious feeling as a child. I wanted to feel it more often. Eventually it made me want to try and make it happen to other people.

Matthew Layton: It just sums it up really, doesn't it? It's what he's saying, the way he delivers it, the whole notion that it's achievable. And actually in parts of the book as well, he encourages us and say, I can do this creative process stuff, you know, you don't have to have all singing, all dancing, production equipment, you know, whatever. He just says you're making creative decisions all the time. So am I. and he's made a, Well, a, a 45 year career out of duffel coats and jumble sales. and he's just so gentle and low key. as I say, I, I think older me is enjoying this book more than younger me would have done. But yeah, I, I thought it was a, a warm. I was just, I was just listening to see what, what was it that, that got me about that clip? And, and part of it is he just doesn't use long words and he delivers it slowly and I just, yeah, no, I, I, I enjoyed it. I, I didn't quite nod off. But, yeah, it was like a nice, I'll tell you what it is. It's a nice warm, battered ass bath.

Steve Phillips: Oh, yes.

Matthew Layton: Oh, now, now you're hitting none of your radar's nonsense. Bad to dust bath. Better dust bath bubbles. There you go.

Steve Phillips: Yeah, you really, you really couldn't go wrong with those back in the 80s.

Matthew Layton: Could you sit back with, a plastic flake. A plastic cup of Corona. Yeah, the, the soft drink. The red one or the green one, whichever's your favourite. Maybe a club.

Steve Phillips: Flake.

Matthew Layton: I think it's a bit that you're, you're a bit, you're getting ideas above your station there, mate, to be honest.

Steve Phillips: Oh, really?

Matthew Layton: Yeah.

Steve Phillips: No, I don't think.

Matthew Layton: Yeah, Penguin. Penguin would work the trio.

Steve Phillips: Oh. Oh, yes.

Matthew Layton: Although that's three things. That's a bit greedy.

Steve Phillips: Three things in one.

Matthew Layton: Yeah, very true.



Bod and Paul are like low rent Robert Elms

I'm, I'm.

Steve Phillips: Very true.

Matthew Layton: I'm fond of strawberry yoghurt Some chewy sweets of fun Yoga's two of my. Oh, my Two of My Pacers.

Steve Phillips: We are just basically. Oh, God.

Matthew Layton: Blazing.

Steve Phillips: We're like.

Matthew Layton: We're like low rent Robert Elms.

Steve Phillips: This is like Iron man and Partridge all over again. Right?

Matthew Layton: Do you remember. Do you remember childhood? Wasn't childhood great? Should we all talk about childhood? Bod. Do you remember Bod. Bod and Paul.

Steve Phillips: Yeah.

Matthew Layton: Farmer Barley Mo. Oh, that was television.

Steve Phillips: If I can invoke some Gary Crowley, it would be, what, your memories of the great man bodies.

Matthew Layton: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Steve Phillips: Legend, Mr. Crowley. You are a legend.

Matthew Layton: Good. Well, anyway, we've just. We've gone far too niche and totally inaccessible and Steve, Handbrake, turn get us.

Steve Phillips: Here we go.

Matthew Layton: Stuff out of here.

Steve Phillips: Wrap up.



Good Pop, Bad Pop comes out on 6th May 2022

Okay, so Good Pop, Bad Pop, is by Jarvis Cocker. Read by the same. It came out exactly. Almost. Almost a day, six days out, as we record 20. 6th of May, 2022. Six hours and 39 minutes. So a fairly quick read. Published by Jonathan Cap. Now then, before we go into next week's book.

Matthew Layton: Yes.

Steve Phillips: A couple of extra notes from the margin I've quickly added in there that I really wanted to sort of COVID Because we should cover this. This is a headline thing we should have done at the start, basically. But we. We'd like to break all conventions by forgetting that and then remembering towards the end, to quickly mention it, Shambles, basically.



Steve Harris: AI Narrators could undercut real voice artists, right

The big news is because we've always discussed this AI AI Narrators. And it's finally happened. Let's face it. As soon as AI could make noises with mouths, audible would have been going, right. How do we get AI Narrators into, you know, undercut, you know, real voice artists? What are your views on the AI Narrators, plan from audible?

Matthew Layton: yeah, yeah.

Steve Phillips: So I get an AI to speak.

Matthew Layton: Your words for, you know, I. You probably could. I heard one today. So, the, makers of Fortnite are being sued by the American Actors Union because they have put an A.I. James Earl Jones as Darth Vader, into one of their games. And the thing I heard it say was, I think pineapple on a pizza is an abomination. So. So, But it was again, it was quite good. It was quite convincing. We covered the Michael Parkinson stuff recently, didn't we? And it's getting good. So. So obviously we're very sorry to all of the poor, impoverished voice artists who will lose work. But also, won't it, make available to people like me who can't necessarily sit through reading a whole book. Won't it make a wider number of books Available to me also. It's not going to work for a while, I think. There you go. That's what I think. What do you think, Steve?

Steve Phillips: interestingly enough, I was. I've been scouring the Netflix stories of the Counterpoint, which is, when are the unions going to start speaking up about this on behalf of the voice actors, who narrate audiobooks that the, And actually just. Just about like four or five days ago, the Writers Guild of Great Britain, has said it's going to be, as responded to this. You can see on their website, actually, the response that they've, they've written there, I've literally just pulled it up because I've not, actually seen the.

Matthew Layton: Writers Guild, but the writers, surely the writer. The writers would be vaguely in favour. I mean, recording an audiobook is an incredibly expensive process. And as we know, having spoken to authors who are forced to do it, what union rules for. How do voice actors feel about actual authors reading books? They probably try and ban that too, for a little while. There will be a difference in quality. The interesting thing that you and I always say about producing radio is you've done a good job if nobody notices you're there. But if you slip up and make one mistake, the one that always sticks with me, still angry about it is, is somebody was, a voice artist read out that. That the character was driving an American car, a Camaro, and as opposed to a Camaro. And. And you know what? Some people wouldn't even notice that. But surely AI is going to for a little while. Unless edited and checked and proofed, by people who can actually do something about it and change it. You know, it's going to make mistakes. As I said. The one, the one that always sets people up is use of the expression, the one in the middle of a sentence, and it can be so badly pronounced, it's screeching. And sometimes I have to throw my phone across the room when somebody repeatedly offends. And I think AI is going to offend repeatedly unless you get somebody who has the technical experience, the audio production experience and the, the literary experience to be able to make sure something is expressed right. And at the moment that's going to cost more and take more time than just putting a voice artist in a studio, I think.

Steve Phillips: Yeah, you've got a point there. For anyone who hasn't heard about this, and hasn't seen the news. So basically Audible in the coming months are launching two services. So first is a completely Audible managed end to end production. So they will create your audiobook using AI narrators. One area where I think this could have a potential is if you're self published and you can't hire an audio, you can't have your book audio narrated at all because you can't afford it if you're self publishing and that, and that they're offer offering that as a second service. The interesting thing that's coming soon, that they won't be, they're doing later on in the year is rolling out AI translation. Now AI translation is really difficult. It's incredibly difficult and it's not, you can get something translated by AI, but you need it reviewed and reviewed and reviewed to make sure that they're using exactly the right grammar that you're getting, that it can, it can alter a book's tone if it's, if it's translated in the wrong way into another language and all sorts of things there. So that's, that's going to be really interesting.



Steve says AI narration and production of audiobooks is bad for listeners

Matthew Layton: Let's lean, let's lean on our own professional and personal experiences, Steve. So number one was the idea that Amazon will take your book and make it into an audiobook. What's your experience of Amazon's B2B services, Steve, and how they make things cheaper and easier to do?

Steve Phillips: I haven't had any experience of that.

Matthew Layton: Yes you have. Yes you have.

Steve Phillips: Yeah, but not a good experience necessarily.

Matthew Layton: Well, there's the point, isn't it? And this is more complicated than what you were doing. And the second one is, yeah, AI translation's fine. I mean it's going to be like a second tier, isn't it? It says it's, they're going to be second class audiobooks. I'm sure everybody's going to tell me you say that now, but once we've got the nuclear powered AI servers, then you know, it will get better faster than you think it won't. Yeah, I don't, I don't think it will and I don't think it's quite there. Again, I think as you, and you've just said it and as someone who's a linguist and studied languages and I, know that in order to check a translation you've got to do all the things we mentioned before, checking the pitch, the tone, the, the, the how, the cadence of individual sentences and then you've got to have somebody who can sit there and match up and check that the translation is correct. And yeah, human beings argue about mistranslations of Literary books. I, I think if they're going to do it, I want to pay 99p for an AI book as opposed to seven quid. I think, I think, I think that's fair, isn't it?

Steve Phillips: Well, it does sound like. Yeah, I think you're right. It's. I'll just, I'll just read the response. If I may read the quote from the, the Writer's Guild of Great Britain, chair, Simon Garia. And he said that AI narration and the production of audiobooks means a worse product for the listeners. Despite improvements in artificial speech, it still sounds odd and jarring, especially at any length, which means we can't lose ourselves in the story being told pretty much as we' talking about here. AI narration and production of audiobooks is also bad for the creative industry. A good audiobook requires a skilled reader and a production team to bring out the nuance and the meaning, creating a direct connection with the listener. That skilled work is worth paying for. And AI narration and production is bad for the people who use it to produce audiobooks. They produce the worst products, don't develop their own skills and serve only to add to the squeeze affecting the publishing world, world more generally. So pretty much, I think it's. It's.

Matthew Layton: Oh, good. I don't look like a total dick then.

Steve Phillips: You've been backed by the, WGGB there, mate. Yes. M. Everybody out. Everybody out.

Matthew Layton: I'm. I'm going to the, podcast show this week. I'll see if I can find somebody from, audible to have a conversation.

Steve Phillips: With us, have a chat.

Matthew Layton: Yeah.

Steve Phillips: Oh, glad you're going there. You have a nice time.



What's your confession? I'll make it a very quick confession

I've got one more note for the margin, by the way, before I,

Matthew Layton: Hold on, let me check.

Steve Phillips: I've got a confession.

Matthew Layton: 46 minutes. Go on. What's your confession?

Steve Phillips: I'll make it a very quick confession, but, I must. I'm going to show you this on camera.

Matthew Layton: Oh, hold on. You know, I don't look at the camera for obvious reasons. Yeah, but there you go. Oh, it's gone dark in your room.

Steve Phillips: Yeah, it's gone very dark. But, I've been. I have been.

Matthew Layton: Show me again.

Steve Phillips: I've been.

Matthew Layton: It's a. It looks like a penguin. That's a heavy book. It's a heavy penguin. Is it penguin? It's got the orange and cream colours of penguin.

Steve Phillips: Not quite. Okay, so what, what it says. well, basically my confession is that I have been reading a print book away with you, so I Was I went to a book launch.

Matthew Layton: Bring back the Birch as we record.

Steve Phillips: I went to a book launch.

Matthew Layton: Tracer scum.

Steve Phillips: Yeah. And it's, it's playing into the nostalgia field. A really niche way, by the way. But, this is a book which is all about. And a very, very detailed, very detailed account of the making of TV's first sci fi classic, the Quatermass Experiment, by Toby Haydock. And, launch last night. And, And yeah, heard him speak about. It's taken him 36 years to write on and off, but it's really worth watching. It's absolutely stunning how they pulled this off in 1953 to have a spaceship crash into someone's house and then a big alien. all done in Alexandra palace in two rooms. And it was done live. It was broadcast live. It's so really worth, reading that if you want to get a print.

Matthew Layton: Higgins, can you bring me my sanitizer? I feel dirty.

Steve Phillips: Well, you know, I did, I did actually ask him if he's going to do an audiobook. So I said, you know, maybe, maybe. Come on.

Matthew Layton: When that's getting AI to do it, mate.

Steve Phillips: That's from 10 Acre Films. but, yeah, so recommend that. Anyway, that's end of confession. I think next week.

Matthew Layton: Are you on the wrong podcast?

Steve Phillips: I think I am.

Matthew Layton: I think you've got it. You've stepped out of lane there, mate.

Steve Phillips: Yeah, we should do a regular book podcast. Like the world needs more of those. next week is a blank line.

Matthew Layton: It is, it is a blank line. So.



Audible app has made it much easier to find high quality dramas

So here's the news. And I have been on the Audible app and it's interesting. It's not just new titles that come out that change the way we experience audiobooks. And I have been in the Audible orig channels section and it has made it much easier to find high quality dramas, recorded quite few of them in the States, but in many fictional genres in particular. And what I'm going to do is, run through that experience and also, have a look about how that changes. Look, as you and I know from, from trying to promote this podcast, the Internet is a difficult place because it's a visual medium to promote audio products. So they've shuffled something around. I guess that might be because their monopoly might be crumbling a little bit, as Spotify etc move into the audiobook space. But there's some really good stuff. And I think the week after that. Steve, you'll be glad to hear Adam Buxton's got a new book out.

Steve Phillips: Oh, Lovely. Yeah, have a go on that.

Matthew Layton: So we'll, I think why don't you spend two weeks on that and I'll burble on next week about audible dramas and we'll play lots of clips of things happening.

Steve Phillips: Well, it sounds good to me. Sounds good. Okay, well, if you've been listening to Good Pop, Bad Pop by, Jarvis Cocker, let us know what you thought. The hashtag is audiobookclub. We are on Instagram and bluesky. audiobookshow is the name. You can, subscribe. Please do subscribe to our podcast, please, for the love of God.

Matthew Layton: Of course. It's too desperate.

Steve Phillips: because we never, ever do that. We've been going for five years. Never sort of really promoted the show. So. Yes. but yes, we're available on most outlets and some bad ones as well. So you can pretty much get us out of the. Get us out the bin, outside the news agents, pretty much. That is Audiobook Club for this week. Matt, it's been a pleasure as ever.

Matthew Layton: Lovely to see you.

Steve Phillips: Steve, how should we say, How should we say goodbye this week?

Matthew Layton: Okay, listen, I'm going to try. I'm going to try and say goodbye into a microphone. Let's see how it goes. Okay.

Steve Phillips: Okay, Goodbye, everybody. Go on, go on.

Matthew Layton: Not doing it. Can't do it.

Steve Phillips: Audiobook Club with Steve Phillips and Matthew Layton.




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'The Bullet That Missed' - by Richard Osman

'The Bullet That Missed' - by Richard Osman

Steve Phillips and Matthew Layton present #AudioBookClub - a podcast that recommends and reviews audiobooks. On this episode: 'The Bullet That Missed' Book 3 of Richard Osman's Thursday Murder Club series of whodunnits set in idyllic retirement village Coopers Chase. For people (like Matthew) who have read the first two books in the series, it's the eagerly awaited return of beloved characters Joyce, Elizabeth, Ron and Ibrahim. For people (like Steve) who are new to the seriesm it's a chance to follow the adventures of a group of senior citizens who have taken to solving murders. Society may have cast them aside, but they are fully rounded human beings with a wealth of experience. In our role as one of the world's very few audiobook review and recommendation podcasts, we feel it is our duty to bring up the issue that nobody else is talking about - to mention the elephant in the room: Changing a narrator? Three books into an audiobook series? Is that even legal? Please get involved in the conversation - either with your opinions on 'The Bullet That Missed' or if you want to recommend an audiobook for us to review by using #AudioBookClub on facebook, twitter or instagram. – Coming up on AudioBookClub… 'Colditz: Prisoners of the Castle' by Ben MacIntyre - https://amzn.to/3EiofUR From the Oasthouse: The Alan Partridge Podcast (Series 2) - https://amzn.to/3yia0vA

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'The Hepatitis Bathtub' - by NOFX

'The Hepatitis Bathtub' - by NOFX

On the latest episode of #AudioBookClub - the audiobook review and recommendation podcast - Steve and Matthew leave their comfort zone to discuss possibly the most punk audiobook of all time. 'NOFX: The Hepatitis Bathtub'' by NOFX and Jeff Alulis is a collection of autobiographical vignettes from L.A. punk band NOFX. When we say 'vignettes' we mean 'often disturbing and even disgusting stories' Steve and Matthew are joined by 'friend of the show' Shane Kendall who is responsible for recommending that we listen to this particular audiobook. TRANSCRIPT Matthew Layton: On this episode of Audiobook Club, possibly the most punk audiobook of all time. Steve Phillips: On the least punk podcast of all time, this is audible. Hachette Audio presents no fx, the Hepatitis Bathtub and Other Stories, written by no fx, with Jeff Alulis, Redbox no fx, Fat Mike Burkett, Eric Melvin, Eric Smelly Sandin, and Aaron El Jefe Abeda, with special guests Jello Biafra and Tommy Ch. Matthew Layton: Mike, we're rolling. Shane Kendall: Oh, s***. Matthew Layton: Chapter one, Mike. The first time I drank p*** was on a fire escape overlooking downtown Los Angeles. Steve Phillips: Hello, I'm Steve Phillips, and welcome to another episode of Audiobook Club, a podcast about audiobooks that refreshes the parts that other podcasts cannot reach. On this episode, we'll be chewing on no fx, the Hepatitis Bathtub and Other Stories, a collection of vivid, often alarming autobiographical stories from American punk band nofx. Joining me down the line from Adelaide in Australia, it's Matt Layton. Hello, Matt. Matthew Layton: Hello, Steve. Did you enjoy this week's book? Steve Phillips: I'm still having nightmares. Also on the line from Australia. I mean, we have to bring in our guests now to explain the nightmare slash, you know, excellent audiobook. Also on the line from a totally different part of Australia is the man who suggested that we should consume this particular audiobook. It's pal of the podcast, Shane Kendall. I'm not saying what you read in that script here. I'm not saying friend of the show. I'm so. Hello, Shane. How are you? Shane Kendall: I am well, thank you very much. And I'm glad one of you is happy to have me because, well, Steve, I thought that your reaction to the idea of me joining was a little. I don't know, you didn't seem all that keen. If I remember it correctly, Matthew said, hey, we're doing this thing. That's. That's kind of a surprise. And your reaction was, oh, what? And then Matthew said, oh, there's a guest. Who is it? Steve Phillips: I think I can explain this. Actually, we don't want to go. I feel like already we've got off on an odd footing. But if I could explain back last week's episode. Dear Listener, if you had heard it, I have a bugbear with the phrase friend of the show. It's something that gets used a lot on radio stations. Hey, friend of the show's coming in. And, you know, frankly, you can't be friend of an MP3 or a sound wave in my view. However, when Matt said, it's you, I just went, it's friend of the show. And he. Shane Kendall: That was A lovely welcome. I was joking. I'm teasing. Steve Phillips: Did Matt send you a special edit of the podcast? That's probably what it was. No, I wouldn't put it past him. So, Matt, so this is actually because we've done. We're doing a threesome for the first time here. How do we kick things off? Matthew Layton: I go first. So before. Before we ask Shane, what on earth were you doing choosing this audiobook? It's probably a good idea to establish what the audiobook is. And we'll do it in our usual order, where we talk about the author first, the book second, and then the performance and narration third. I've divided section two, what the book is about, into a number of subheadings that will be familiar to us and will help us along the way, will guide us in what we talk about. And those subheadings are sex, drugs, rock and roll, violence, no Money, and friendship. So no FX is a US punk band originally formed in Los Angeles in 1984. For a number of years, they didn't really trouble the music charts, as it were. I hadn't heard of them, but apparently when people think of the punk scene of the 1990s, the American punk scene, which featured bands like Green Day, the Offspring, and Bad Religion, apparently people consider that they are part of that genre, as it were. So this book is narrated by the band, each of the individual members, the chapters, as you just heard, will start with the member of the band announcing his name. Each chapter is about five to 10 minutes long and will tell a story from the perspective of that person. Now, obviously, these people are punk rockers, and their medium is generally chaos. So from what I can tell, the person who did the reining in of that chaos is a guy called Jeff Alulis. Now, Shane, you're our resident punk expert. Did you know that Jeff Alulis was Jeff Penalty, lead singer of the Dead Kennedys? Shane Kendall: No, I didn't know that, actually. That's. That's interesting. Matthew Layton: Well, so he's. He's the lead singer of the Dead Kennedys, but he's also. He bills himself as a writer and producer. Shane Kendall: I thought Jello Biafra was the singer of the Dead Kennedys. Do they have a different singer now or at some point? These are the questions that I'm sure this is not the. The podcast to be. To be answering. Matthew Layton: No, let's keep it punk. It doesn't matter. Steve Phillips: Who are the. Who are the Dead Kennedys? Matthew Layton: The Dead Kennedys. Steve Phillips: Mainstream. Matthew Layton: The Dead Kennedys are a punk band, and I believe the Dead Kennedys Is a referen. It means money, doesn't it? Because it's the reference to the dead presidents on one of the denominations of dollar bills. Shane Kendall: I didn't know that. Piece of trivia. I would have assumed it would just be more on the. Well, the Kennedy family's got a strange history, don't they? Matthew Layton: Yes, I think so. I could be wrong, but one thing I do know from my extensive research is that while he has incredible impeccable punk credentials, Jeff Alulis. Jeff Penalty also can claim to have represented the United States of America in the sport of fencing, specifically in the epee class. So the book is a series of stories. Sex and Drugs and Rock and Roll. The stories of the rock and roll dream, which sounds to me like a bit of a rock and roll nightmare. The opening chapter is somewhat challenging. We'll get to that in a minute. So the blurb on the book, the way the publisher tried to sell this book is by saying stories of murder, suicide, addiction, counterfeiting, riots, bondage, terminal illness, the Yakuza, and drinking pee. Now, if that's not a way to sell a book, I don't know what is. Steve Phillips: Lots of Barbara Karlan novels. Matthew Layton: Steve, you wanted to talk to Shane about his choice of book, didn't you? Steve Phillips: Yeah, I mean, I. I've never heard an audiobook like this ever. And so what? It was. So Chapter one was just so graphic. Full on. I mean, it was just. I thought 12 hours of this and I mean, I was disturbed. I mean, I was just driving my dog to the country park and, you know, through quite a nice, pretty little English village while listening to stories of. Well, I mean, I can't really go into. It involved milking anyway, which is a little bit sort of. It is connected to. Loosely connected to the countryside and rural life. But it was what was being milked at the time that was. Anyway, cut to the chase. Matthew Layton: We are certainly out of our comfort zone, aren't we, Steve? So normally, basically, what we have on here is sometimes we do biographies, sometimes we do a bit of history. If we're feeling daring, we may go and do a little bit of science fiction. And this book, again, just to remind you, is literally called the Hepatitis Bathtub and Other Stories. It's not our usual fare, is it, Steve? Steve Phillips: It's. I mean, it's brilliant. I mean, I like being. You know, it's quite liberating, actually, to suddenly just let rip. Let's just tear this podcast up and just stick some certain type of milking stories on it. I really. I'm Terribly. I'm still terribly BBC about this and I can't say actually what happened. We'll have to stick an E on this podcast and not that sort either. So. Yeah, so Shane, guess I'll just drag us back here. So Shane, tell us what made you, what made you choose this audience? Hang in there. Come on, we gotta drag this s*** back. Matthew Layton: Put your BBC hat on, Steve. Steve Phillips: Ship with a P By the way, I didn't swear. Right, okay. So Shane, it's an interesting tome. What made you choose this particular book? Matthew Layton: What does it say about it, You Shane, that you chose this book? Steve Phillips: I want Shane to come on every week. Can Shane be on every week? Shane Kendall: This is brilliant. It's much better. Steve Phillips: Where have you been on Our Lives? Shane Kendall: Shane, have we finished asking the question? Matthew Layton: Yeah, nearly. Steve Phillips: So going down the Jeremy Paxman route. So Shane, tell us. Matthew Layton: Punk rock. Who needs to ask the question properly? Steve Phillips: We can do what we want, can't we? So Shane, tell us what was it that interested you about this book? Shane Kendall: Now I've been asked a similar question three times so I'll try and answer them all. First of all, this is the only audiobook I've ever listened to so when it came to do you have a book to suggest it's like well I've actually only got one and just to asterisk that I wouldn't necessarily recommend this as something to listen to. So what drew me to it is maybe a longer answer which is I'm a fan of. I'm a fan of music and particularly punk. That's my favourite genre and I also am a little bit of a historian as well. I like diving deep into the things I love and I'm not a huge no Effects fan. I like them but I'm not a big fan who's like wow, they made a book. I must go out and read it and. Or listen to it and things like that. I was just told I got the recommendation of yeah, you should listen to this not because of its vulgarity or low brow humour but because of what it says about the punk scene at the time and even just west coast American culture at the time. So it was the historian part of me is what made me really want to consume this book and I reacted well, I kind of. I knew what I was in for a little bit but my reaction was much the same as you two of especially that first chapter. That opening line is you never think you'd hear something like that but anyway that's what got me listening to that just it was a recommendation from another person and here I am spreading it around. Matthew Layton: So it's not a deep insight into your soul and your inner demons and your personality or indeed the code by which you live your life, then I'm. Shane Kendall: Definitely the kind of person who enjoys these kind of things from a safe and comfortable distance. Steve Phillips: Especially the milking. Shane Kendall: Well, some things, some things I like to get a bit hands on with. But the good thing about this book, and I know we'll get to the more review of it later, but there are actually a lot of parts in it that I do resonate with and connect with. So yeah, not necessarily the milking and drinking pee, but certainly having to Once upon a time being a young man navigating the music industry and the struggles that come with that. My struggles were nowhere near the kind of things described in this book. But yeah, there is a lot of it that I do align with. Matthew Layton: Okay, well, let's take the music so I hadn't heard of no FX before I started reading this book. I was aware of the Green Day led resurgence in punk that happened in the 1990s. Punk obviously originally started in the 1970s in the UK and the ethos of punk was nothing matters, destroy everything. To a certain extent, the Sex Pistols Anarchy in the UK album claimed to be doing that. Short, sharp, loud songs, playing your instruments properly was not necessary. Musical dexterity was not necessarily the number one priority. And I think that no effects in this band if we start in the wrong place on the rock and roll. I think by their own admission they weren't a very good band in terms of musicianship. They weren't very professional. They almost missed the fashion, didn't they? They said so they were a band for a long time, touring in a van that basically it was as much about the fights and the drugs and the getting laid for the first time as much as anything else. Is that a fair assessment, Shane? Shane Kendall: Well, there's a few things one, punk started in the uk. I don't know about that, but this isn't the podcast. Matthew Layton: Here's a few, here's a few things that you've just got wrong. Everything you just said, okay, they're not fair facts, Shane. They're points of discussion. Please tear me apart. Shane Kendall: I think you said something that I was only thinking about last night, which is, as you said at the beginning, the band formed, I think it was 1984. It took them, in my opinion, almost 10 years. It wasn't until their album, I won't say the title because I think it's a little politically Incorrect or racist. That came out in 1992 where I. I think that's a band who can actually kind of perform and play. So it took them almost a decade to get good. So yeah, it was definitely, I think, about just being part of a scene that the term that gets used is disaffected youth. I'm not sure how I feel about that, but it paints the picture. And being part of a community and all of the things that came along with it attracted some people more than others, I guess, all of the chaos and recklessness. So it was about attitude rather than musicianship. Definitely. Matthew Layton: Can I play you a couple of little clips? So the first one, I think my favourite member of the band and I think the heart of this book. As much as Fat Mike is the lead singer, I think the drummer who goes by the handle of Smelly is the heart of this book. And I want to come back to him a bit later on, but this is how he felt about the band. Matthew Layton: I don't know if I've properly underscored just how bad Mike and Melvin were at their instruments at the time, but they were seriously awful. Being s*** faced didn't enhance Mike's abilities. And Melvin trying to mask his shyness by monkeying with his amp and rarely facing the audience did not help his performance. Even if we had written the best songs in the world, we still would have sounded like s***. We had not written the best songs in the world. Somewhere in the middle of the second song I realised what a horrible band we were. The crowd just stared at us blankly as we embarrassed ourselves for six back to back songs. Matthew Layton: He then goes on to say that, you know, everybody in a band thinks they're good. But let me tell you, the opposite of love is not hate. The opposite of love is indifference. That nobody cared. In fact, if people had started punching each other in the head or booing or throwing bottles at the stage, they probably would have been happier. But the bit that I'm. I think I would point out here is that it's not necessarily the music wasn't the number one on. Or being a professional musician wasn't necessarily the top of the list of priorities. Here's the follow up to that little clip. Matthew Layton: Every instinct I had should have pushed me away from no Effects. But inexplicably I stayed with them. We were having fun. It was music I liked. And guys my own age. I told Costa cause I was leaving to play with my new band. They didn't make much fuss. Punk bands weren't building careers back then. So they didn't see any tragedy that they were losing a drummer. And I didn't see it as a bad financial move to start working with an untalented new band with zero reputation. I just wanted to play loud, fast music with my buddies and occasionally ride their skateboards. Matthew Layton: It's about skateboards and being with your buddies, Shane. Shane Kendall: Sure. What could be better? Basically, I discovered punk. Exactly. Being out on skateboards with my friends and my older brother. And that was the soundtrack to my youth. And it still is. It keeps me youthful. Matthew Layton: Should we bring in Steve? Steve Phillips: I've been looking at something that we need to have a discussion about in the notes from the margin bit on this audiobook. And, Shane, I don't know if you. How did you consume this audiobook? Was it. Was it download Audible? Did you get it from CD, like, years ago, or. Shane Kendall: I got it on CD whenever it came out. Matthew Layton: 2016. Shane Kendall: Okay, good. I thought it was around then, but I wasn't sure. I got the book, which I haven't touched the book, but I did get the CDs, but I recently. So just to recap for this very podcast, I listened to it on Audible, so that was my first Audible experience as well. Steve Phillips: Excellent. Shane Kendall: It was. Steve Phillips: All right. The reason I ask is because. Have you seen the accompanying PDF that comes with it? Shane Kendall: No, I don't think I have. Steve Phillips: I found a couple of things on the accompanying PDF I want to share with you both now. And for me, this really encapsulates the book. You had the really hardcore chapter one. The reader smacked you in the face and just said, careful. I don't know whether it's deliberate. Sort of say, we'll get them with this. And if they. If they're good enough readers, it's like the readers being tested. If the reader has faith in what we do, then we'll carry on listening. Because actually, after chapter one, there's some really heartfelt stories in there. Some genuinely, you know, some, you know, they had. So they cut. These guys had, you know, tough upbringings and tough lives, and that really came through. But what I wanted to share with you is a couple of postcards sent by Fat Mike, as he titles himself, by the way, to his mom. So they send postcards to each other, of course, because that's how you got in touch with people. And this really encapsulates it. And just let me see if you agree. This is probably the first time you might be hearing this. I'm guessing both of you. Hi, Mom, I'm in Hamburg. There are hookers everywhere. Beautiful too. Only 30 bucks. Please send more money. Just kidding, just kidding. Everything going great. I'm eating lots of good food. They feed us vegetarian food but it's all good. Well, I must get back to the Reaper barn until. Oh, can we say Reaper barn because that sounds a little. Matthew Layton: Yeah, yeah we can. It's. It's the. So as somebody who used to live in Hamburg I can tell you that it is. It's a port town and that that is where you will find the. The red light district, the ladies of the night. It's also where all of the clubs are. So when you hear about the Beatles living in Hamburg, they were playing I think in the marked Hallet with the market hall. I could be wrong on that one. And they. So. So in the basement of that club. So yes, it's a port town. People getting off ships after six months at sea would come in and want to party. And even when I was a kid I did a German exchange trip where I went and stayed with a nice middle class family. But even they. They sort of. They're happy to show you with pride this centre of the particular industry in Hamburg. So that's a very cool postcard. Shane Kendall: Sounds like the kind of postcard I'd send to my wife. Steve Phillips: Lots of hookers. Please send more money. Yeah, cuts right to the chase that I was gonna say. Matt. Yeah. Just to tag on. You were slightly missing because that was a beautiful description there of the life and staying in Hamburg. What you slightly missed at the end was you can get seven nights in Hamburg for half board from £439 visit beautiful Hamburg. The second postcard. I'll just do the second one and it's just two postcards. But again it's from Mike to his mom and this time it looks like they're in Italy because he says the ma. I finally got a goal in life. I want to be Pope. I am now celibate. I'm dedicating my life to God. I'm going to convince Erin to be a nun. We're going to live together in a church and raise chickens. You can visit me on Sundays. Bye and God bless you. Matthew Layton: That's absolutely lovely. Steve Phillips: Yeah, it's good, isn't it? But these things have really good. To be honest, this is what I quite liked about it. There's a real sense of endearingness coming through all the rock and roll. There's a rapport with the. With the, you know, the main protagonist. I sound so un punked when I say that the main protagonist. Matthew Layton: I think that's part of the point. You nearly walked away at the end of the first chapter, didn't you, Steve? Steve Phillips: Yeah, I was at a crossroads after being disturbed and I think my dog was disturbed as well. Like sounds driving her to the country park. But then chapter two kicked in and I can't. Which band member? It was off top of my head, but. But the story he told about his. His family, his mom, his dad, his upbringing. Yeah, it just makes you. It just make you start. It was completely the opposite to chapter one. And I think you kind of want to be where it's deliberate. Matthew Layton: Yes, Melly the. The drummer. And yeah, was chapter two. And then Mel Smelly the drummer. Smelly the drummer. And then both of them called Eric. So there's Eric Smellie and Eric Melvin. He tells quite a disturbing story in chapter three, which involves an unpleasant incident in his youth. And at that point, that's when I started to become hooked as well. The book does have a heart and I want to get onto that heart in a second. But in order to get there, I think the heart, as you know, the heart of the book is. Is when Smellie realises that perhaps he's lost control of his life. At one point, they say that beer is easier to get hold of on the road with a punk band than water. And beer is just the beginning of it. There are lots of drug. I learned some new things about drugs. Apparently cigarettes soaked in PCP don't have a very pleasant effect on you. Cocaine has certain effects. There's one point where Smelly says, you know, after the PCP cigarette, I decided to give up drugs for a while. Apart from LSD and mushrooms and obviously lots and lots of weed. And it gets to the point where the drug taking affects the band. Not only their playing, but also their relationships with each other. They're all quite bad at it. But then Smelly goes into rehab and I think for me that's where the heart of. It's about chapter 90. But for me, it's the heart of the book. Shane Kendall: Yes, Smelly is. He's kind of the hero of the story. And what I've found interesting, listening to it the second time through is how much I relate to him more than I did before. But because of that, I was thinking about other books that I'd read and my wife had read. And Smelly Story really could be a standalone book, but it would just be one of those miserable kind of life. But I pulled myself together with that kind of calligraphy font, you know, that font that all those books have his Story alone is good, but I think it needed everything else around it to really shine. Matthew Layton: We naturally then come to our talk about the narration, slash performance of the book. And as we've already mentioned, each of the band members reads their parts of the memory. There are a couple of other people who come in and read the parts of band members who couldn't do it. One of them has passed away. So Dave, the temporary lead singer, I think it was Shane, you and I were talking about this book 10 days ago as we were both listening to it, and we go, I wonder what happened to Dave. When I listened to the second time, he dies. And Dave dies in a car crash. And there is a lot of. This is the difficult thing about it. There's a lot of death in the book. A lot of people die young in this book. So Chong out of Cheech and Chong reads the part of their temporary lead singer, Dave, and I think you're right, Shane. I think on its own, one of these stories wouldn't be enough. When you first read the book, it's a little bit overwhelming. I think actually, if I'd been able to listen to this podcast, I would probably have gone in with a little bit more of an idea of who the characters are and what they're doing. Fat Mike is the lead singer. He's somewhat obnoxious. He's. We've heard one fart joke from him already. By the end of the first chapter, he has a mohawk. And he's the person you want a frontman to be. The shouty, loud person. On stage, Eric Melvin is a little more mild mannered, a little bit mellow in his voice. There is this sort of stoner personality a little bit. And then smelly, as you say, I like the way that you. I thought I was putting my neck on the line saying that that smelly was the heart of the book. I'm really glad that you see him as the lead character or the heart of the book as well. And the interesting thing is that all of these different perspectives, all of them are engaging and not necessarily in the way that you would think that they are more relatable human beings than watching a 2 1/2 minute performance of one of their songs, which would, would give you, you know, they're not just people with, you know, mohawks and the long shorts, the white socks and the black shoes of 90s punk rockers. They are really, they're human beings. These, this is how to meet the human beings behind the, the, the band on stage. And I think there are certain things where it's like reading the Bible, there are four different versions of the same story and you see each of the ban own perspective. So I would say not only is the performance, in fact the. The performance is engaging. I would say that each of the band members as individuals are engaging. I think you're right to think of it, Shane, as. Yeah, let's imagine if it were only one of those stories, would it be as good a book? And I don't think it is. It is somewhat overwhelming if you come to it cold. If you come to it like I did, never having heard of no Effects, you can get a little bit lost partly because the subject matter is so overwhelming. But I ended up liking Eric, loving, Smelly and tolerating Fat Mike. Is that fair? Shane Kendall: I think that's the general consensus, yes. Within. Just outside of the book, just in the music scene in general, I think that's generally how the band is viewed. Well, El Jefe is kind of the comedian of the group. He's probably. He's probably the one you'd want to be friends with. Matthew Layton: Yeah, I think so. I like the way I think again, the band would not have lasted as long if it weren't for. From what I can gather, the interplay on stage between Fat Mike and Jefe and the humour. Humour is mentioned a lot and it's interesting. Again, I haven't seen it, but Mike says that whenever these days he's playing golf with somebody and wants to tell them about the band, he refers them to their reality television series which again pushes the musicianship down another step, doesn't it? In terms of. It puts it slightly. It gives it even, even less priority, puts it slightly more in the background. Shane Kendall: Backstage Passport was the name of the reality TV series and if somehow you've listened to this book and thought, wow, I want more of that, that's a really good next step because it takes place, I think it begins kind of at the end of where this book, the timeline of this book. So it's. It's almost a continuation from this. So it's. It catches you up to where they're up to now, which is. Well, not a lot has changed really. Matthew Layton: So the reality television show, again, it's yet another thing Pushing the music priority to the back was they said they wanted to tour and go to glamorous places like Texas and Idaho and then apparently it's a concert in Iceland where they get a real taste for the travel bug and decide to make this Backstage Passport series, which again, I hadn't seen and I came to that knowing I'm not sure I do want to go and spend more time with them just yet. I very much enjoyed my time with Nerfax but I think I want to possibly go back and do an Agatha Christie next week or a Barbara Carlin. Shane Kendall: That's fair enough. Matthew Layton: I get it the rehab story I think again without this book it would just be irritating if, if someone, and as you say, our hero the drummer Smelly hadn't been I hate that use of the word journey but if he hadn't, after several failed attempts booked himself into what basically sounds like a labour camp come rehab centre in the desert in California and worked very hard to pull his life back together and then deal with being on the road with a punk band after that without that this story wouldn't be as good as it is. Would you agree with that Shane? Shane Kendall: Definitely. That's exactly what I was talking about earlier when I said this time round I really resonated with Smelly because I think towards the end of the book would be there probably around the age I am now maybe, you know, starting Yeah I think 2010 ish and onwards but what I took from it this time around was you have a person who's gone through all of his struggles and done everything he could to not let that interrupt his career and his friend's career and he went through and he got clean but he was in a situation where, and I think it's very typical of the entertainment industry where he was the person who had to grow up amongst a whole crowd of people his closest friends who never grew up because what they'd been doing since they were, you know, teenagers that's just what their lives were and now they're in their mid-30s and still doing that stuff and he's, he's the adult now and you know, that, that really resonated with me because as I said, being younger and being in bands I, I understand that that young, the, the young fun part of it but I don't, I don't want to do that now. There's a time and place for everything and your mid-30s and 40s, isn't it? And the other reason it resonated with me is unfortunately I still see within my personal life I see exactly his perspective of trying to live, you know, a good life but just some of the things that happen around you, you just think I, I thought I'd, I thought I'd gotten away from this but it's just, it's, it's always there. Matthew Layton: I thought I dealt with this. But life can still smack you around the head, Is that what you mean? Shane Kendall: Yeah, pretty much. And just, you know, the. The people that you. You meet along the way, that, you know, some of them linger and they've got the same things going on that were happening when they were teenagers. And I just think it's, you know. Matthew Layton: There'S almost a bit where both Mike and Smelly are trapped. And so. So Mike apparently did not start using cocaine until he was in his 30s. And as smelly cleaned up, his use of drugs became. He got worse, basically. And to the extent that at one point after a gig in, I think it was Rochester, New York or somewhere like that, there's one particular gig that they all remember where Mike was doing cocaine off the amp on stage. And Smelly reached a point where he said, I can't take this anymore, and actually wrote a letter to his band members and called the first band meeting that had happened in 15 years. And there's a bit where Smelly's trapped in the band full of children, but also Fat Mike is stuck wanting to be Sid Vicious. And as Smelly puts it, there's a reason that you think you have to be Sid Vicious is because Sid Vicious is dead because he did too much of it. So there's almost a bit where, yeah, they're locked into being a touring band and, you know, the punk pose, as it were, and they. They're stuck in it and they can't get out of it. Shane Kendall: I think something that maybe is an underlying text amongst it all is. And not that we want to necessarily turn this into a therapy session, but I think a lot of what Mike says at the end about how, you know, he was emotionally cut off until he had his daughter, I think that all kind of started happening around the same time. I just wonder if Mike's dependency on substances really came from a life of not coping. And that was his way of doing what he needs to do, which is get up on stage and pretend he's happy. Matthew Layton: And they said that, you know, he's really good at keeping it clean when he was at home with his daughter. But that meant that he went off the rails more when he was on the road and on tour. Also, there are. They deal later in the book with the death of their parents and in Jefe's case, the death of his brother as well. So there is, yeah, the bright spark of punk. Unfortunately, life goes on after that. Two and a half minutes of thrashing around, banging heads with other people in a mosh pit. Shane Kendall: I have to Confess. The last two hours of the book I haven't listened to because I know what's there and I'm not in a place to deal with that myself. Like it's that it gets real rough at the end with all of that. In some ways I wish I was a little more emotionally closed off, I guess. Matthew Layton: Okay, well, so we started this off going. This is a thing about punk. It's about sex, drugs, rock and roll, violence. We didn't mention too much of the violence and the whole idea that this is punk. But there are a couple of bits in the book that I find problematic and I actually found myself going, should we be condoning this book? There are a couple of incidents. The first one is quite a violent incident at the beginning where LA's punk scene was notoriously the only one in the world where there are actual gangs of rival punks. And at one point the guys witness a girl being carried off into a dark alleyway by a bunch of punk gang members who part of their uniform was to put the sort of the camouflage paint on their faces. So people have been really scary. She was being carried off and she asked their help and they stood by and couldn't help them. And then of course there is Raymond, described as a white Mike Tyson. There's a bit who basically there was rumours that he'd murdered people. He spent most of his adult life in prison for rape. He was Smellie's best mate. As this was going on, there are bits of me, Shane, that were uncomfortable bringing this book on the podcast. Not for the milking of other human beings and how that's inappropriate and not suitable for a family audience, but actually that seriously, there were some bad things that happened that. Yeah, as I say, I wasn't necessarily at the time, on the first time I read it, comfortable bringing this onto the podcast as something to recommend because of those serious bits. Shane Kendall: I remember in an email with you saying now that I've started listening to it again. So I'm not sure, maybe there needs to be a. Some kind of censorship warning for this podcast episode. I don't, I didn't remember it being quite so. Yeah, there's like the more, well, maybe not funny but low brow parts, but then there are those just really awful themes that we don't want to be exposed to for fun. Steve Phillips: There's the argument, I guess, to say this was holding up a mirror to how things were back then in that particular culture that, you know, maybe it's good to actually shine a light on it. These horrible things happened and you can't really escape that, can you? Matthew Layton: Yeah, well, the word that's in there that we've mentioned already is rehab, isn't it? Which is short for rehabilitation. So as I say, I was uncomfortable that there were bits where there were the characters who was meant to, like in this book, did things that seriously are not. So as much as the headline of this is we're making jokes about milking, there were parts of the book where I said to myself, I mean, we've always been taught, Steve, in the old broadcasting place where we used to work, that, that you cannot condone drug abuse, you cannot condone crime. And I just like you, my broadcast professional instincts aren't as finely honed as yours, but there was a little bit of discomfort there from me that yes, as much as this is an uncomfortable read because of the graphic descriptions of Fat Mike's sexual proclivities, that that was inappropriate. But again, I thought there was another level, which is the reality of it. But yeah, it makes for a richer story. I have to say that the milking of other human beings is not the thing that makes me uncomfortable about recommending this book. It's some of those darker elements. Although on the second time of reading it, I felt a little more comfortable once I knew them better and had a better grasp of their situations and their characters as human beings. Steve Phillips: It's the context, isn't it? It's the backdrop to their. Their characters are in and which kind of makes you bond with them a little bit more. So not this is very generic thing, like maybe not all of them, but there are some people with good hearts in their mistakes were made certainly. But. But in terms of the issues, in terms of thing and shining, going back to sort of shining a light, there are things that. And actually talking about, you know, our old BBC days, Matt, you know, in terms of drug abuse, that was on Grange Hill. That was a Grange Hill, by the way, Shane is a kid. It was a kid show in the sort of the 70s and 80s. It was a kids show about school and there was one character and they called Zamo, who was. Who fell into substance abuse with heroin. And that was at 5 o' clock on an afternoon. Matthew Layton: Yeah. Kids of our age know who Zamo is. You and I possibly haven't done heroin partly because of the influence of Zamo. But at no point did Zamo enjoy his drugs and see it as part of his job. Steve Phillips: No, he didn't. Matthew Layton: No. Steve Phillips: Of course, his job as a school child. Yeah. Matthew Layton: So what we really have to ask Steve Is. Is what does Shane bringing this book to the table say about Shane? Steve Phillips: Yeah, that's a crux. That's what we've been building up to for the last, you know, goodness knows how long. Matthew Layton: Can I just say, like. Like. Like the guy who brought the book together, Jeff Alulis, who fenced for the United States Fencing Team. I would like to point out that the other day Shane was talking to me about his second favourite venue for high tea and he's notorious for wearing ties to Zoom meetings. So, yeah. Shane, any other business? Was there anything else that jumped out of the books that you wanted to tug our sleeves on? Shane Kendall: I'm not sure. I don't know what that term means. Matthew Layton: When you're grabbing somebody's attention, you tug their sleeve. If you're a small child, you tug the sleeve of somebody to get their attention. Shane Kendall: How does this book not raise enough attention for, like, what. What's. What is there? That. Actually there's one thing that I will say about it and Mike says it kind of at the end he makes a little joke about his lawyer. The thing that I found fascinating is after the book was released they did a press conference where they said they were. I think it was two stories that they could not put in the book. Their lawyer said, that's. You just can't put that in. How do you go through. How do you read or listen to this with everything in it and just know that there's still two things that were explicitly said? You can't put that in there. Matthew Layton: Yeah. There's also a bit where they say stories they don't dare to tell. And again, that makes me worry a little bit. I mean, I'm not saying this is like Taylor Swift's airbrushed documentary of what her life is really like, but there is always a certain amount of presentation in these things. And yeah, just there is a slight nagging concern is, I wonder what those things are. Are they related to crime? But I think I just want to be. I'm very shallow, Shane. I think I just want to be seen to be saying these things rather than actually being genuinely concerned about it. I think the book, the Expression War Thoughts and All comes comes to mind. And yeah, I mean, this book isn't necessarily one you would give to your granny for Christmas, but I don't think that means unless your granny is. Is Fat Mike's mum. But I would recommend this to other people on the proviso that the warnings that we have given the flags, that we have run up the flag poll that we have made those points clear. Is that fair? Steve Phillips: There's a sentence you can say here which is. Listeners may find some scenes upsetting. Matthew Layton: Yes. Steve Phillips: And yeah, some, some listeners may find most of this book upsetting. I think it's probably the key thing here. And actually I mean that very seriously because I think. Yeah, you can't, you know, you have to be a. So I think you have to be. There has to be like an eight. I mean, actually it's a good. This is a good. Another notes from the margin piece here, Matt, is should there be age ratings for books? There you go. For movies, you got them for video games, haven't you, Peggy? Matthew Layton: 80, you do. Steve Phillips: But. Matthew Layton: Yeah, no but for books or audiobooks, that's a really interesting point. I'm looking at a bookshelf at the moment as I speak to you and none of the books have ratings on them. But I suppose this is more. Yeah, it goes from print media to broadcast media effectively, doesn't it? I mean the answer shelf. The answer could be that in order to buy yourself an audible podcast, you've got to have a credit card. There you go. That's how I'm going to get out of that one. So you have to be 18 years old. Steve Phillips: There you go. Okay, nice. I'd say, I'd say you have to be 40 years old before you can listen to this. Matthew Layton: It is interesting and I've said this before. I made this. We have gone out of our comfort zones on this week's show, but strangely, as much as we tried to step away from what we do best, we ended up in the company of some white middle aged men. Shane Kendall: Jefe's. I can't remember where he was from. Mexico. Matthew Layton: Yeah, Jefe spelt with an H because his Spanish is so bad he doesn't realise that Jefe begins with a J, so he's not that Mexican. I think my point stands. Mr. Chairman. Mr. Chairman. Steve Phillips: That's you, Steve, is it? I thought you were the chairman. Matthew Layton: Yeah, we're on 51 minutes, Steve. Steve Phillips: Okay. Yeah, we also wrap things up. Okay, I've lost the script now. We've been getting so engrossed in the, the moral dilemma, the moral maze of this book. Shane, thank you for your time today. This book has been a true experience to the ears and there's been some amazing stories in there as well as everything. All the serious stuff we've been, we've been covering as well. So Shane, thanks so much and come along again. Read a second audiobook and, and come and join us again. Tell us what you thought of it. But if our listener wants to play along, Matt, what should they be reading next time? Matthew Layton: Next time? Well, in fact, as we record the. The latest in Richard Osmond's series of murder mysteries has been released. The Bullet that Missed these things are actually set in an old people's home and a bunch of retired people go about solving murders. So right back into the comfort, into our comfort zone. The. Steve Phillips: Lay back to a Richard Osmond. Lovely. Matthew Layton: And then the. The week after that. I don't know, Steve. I want to learn something. Having gone from punk rock to back to our comfort zone, I want to perhaps take suggestions from a gentle listener. I've written down history or science or maybe history of science. I don't know. I just feel like I need. I need to be bettered after this week. Steve Phillips: Science of history. Yeah, yeah. That is a thing. Matthew Layton: So we'll take. We'll take suggestions for the week after next. Steve Phillips: Okay, that sounds good. If you want to suggest a historical or scientific tome for us to listen to, then it's the hashtag audiobookclub on all the social media channels. Just get in touch with us. We are audiobookshow on Twitter. We've got a Facebook page as well. Just search us out there and put your suggestions in for something we should be listening to for week after next. That's with something historical or scientific. Once again, Shane, thanks for your time there. You'll come back, won't you? Shane Kendall: Absolutely. And rather than me being left to my own devices and finding another book to listen to, I would. I think we should plan it. And it certainly should not be trusted to recommend any more books. Matthew Layton: No. Steve Phillips: Welcome back anytime, Shane. Friend of the show. So that was no Effects, the Hepatitis Bathtub and other stories by no Effects and Jeff Alulis narrated by no Effects, Jello Biafra and Tommy chong. Comes at 12 hours, 31 minutes, is unabridged and was released back, as you say, August 2016. That was audiobook club for this week. We'll stick a knee on this one, I think, and we'll see you again next time. Cheers, Matt. Matthew Layton: Cheers, Steve.

28 Syys 202250min

'Fibber in the Heat' - by Miles Jupp

'Fibber in the Heat' - by Miles Jupp

On this episode of #AudioBookClub Steve and Matt consume 'Fibber in the Heat' by Miles Jupp - an autobiographical memoir of the actor/comedian/author's attempt to blag his way into becoming a cricket journalist. In 'Notes from the Margin', we'll be asking 'How new does an audiobook have to be to be considered worthy of recommendation by #AudioBookClub?'. -- Fibber in the Heat Following England in India - A Blagger's Tale By: Miles Jupp Narrated by: Miles Jupp Length: 8 hrs and 10 mins Release date: 10-05-2012 Publisher: Random House Audiobooks

14 Syys 202232min

'The Twist of a Knife' - by Anthony Horowitz

'The Twist of a Knife' - by Anthony Horowitz

On the latest episode of #AudioBookClub - the audiobook review and recommendation podcast - Steve and Matthew discuss 'The Twist of a Knife' - the fourth in Anthony Horowitz's Horowitz and Hawthorne whodunnits The Twist of a Knife Written by Anthony Horowitz 'Performed' (not read) by Rory Kinnear Published by Penguin Audio - 2022 Clocks in at 8 hours and 31 minutes

7 Syys 202227min

'Touch the Top of the World' - by Erik Weihenmayer

'Touch the Top of the World' - by Erik Weihenmayer

On the latest episode of #AudioBookClub - an interactive audiobook review and recommendation podcast - Steve and Matthew discuss 'Touch the Top of the World' an autobiography from Erik Weihenmayer who was the first blind person to climb to the top of Mount Everest. This gives Steve a chance to ask Matthew about his day job at Vision Australia Radio. In their new 'Notes from the Margin' section - the bit that's about audiobooks in general - Steve and Matthew continue their conversation about giving audiobooks as gifts and ask "Is it better to give or to receive?" -- Touch the Top of the World: A Blind Man's Journey to Climb Farther Than the Eye Can See By: Erik Weihenmayer Narrated by: Nick Sullivan Publisher: Blackstone Audio, Inc. Length: 11 hrs and 18 mins COMING UP: 4th September 2022 - Fibber in the Heat by Miles Jupp 11th September 2022 - NOFX: 'The Hepatitis Bathtub and Other Stories' by NOFX, Jello Biafra, et al.

29 Elo 202243min

'The Lazarus Heist' - with Geoff White

'The Lazarus Heist' - with Geoff White

On this episode of #AudioBookClub - no longer the world's only interactive audiobook review and recommendation podcast - Steve and Matthew speak to journalist and author Geoff White about his new audiobook 'The Lazarus Heist'. The book is based on the BBC's award winning podcast series of the same name and, in both formats, Geoff tells the story of the Lazarus Group - an elite group of North Korean government-backed hackers. This is the first time we've encountered an audiobook based on a podcast series, so we ask ourselves and Geoff what the difference between the two formats is, both for him as an author/journalist/presenter and for us as listeners. We also touch upon the differences between working for the BBC and for a publishing company like Penguin; and Geoff reminds us that while we haven't necessarily seen many visible signs of any cyber fallout from the war in Ukraine, there is a lot of defensive effort being undertaken in places like GCHQ and Fort Meade. -- Get involved in the conversation. Make your views known! In the #AudioBookClub forums - https://www.audiobookclub.net/forum/discuss-audiobooks/the-sandman On our facebook page - https://www.facebook.com/AnAudioBookClub Or use the hashtag #AudioBookClub On Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/audiobookshow/ Or on twitter - https://twitter.com/stevekphillips https://twitter.com/whingeingpom

20 Elo 202242min

'A Book of Secrets' by Derren Brown

'A Book of Secrets' by Derren Brown

Steve Phillips and Matthew Layton present #AudioBookClub - the interactive audiobook review and recommendation podcast. On this episode we'll be reviewing 'A Book of Secrets; Finding Solace in a Stubborn World' the latest in a series of anti-self-help books from TV mentalist Derren Brown. On an equally philosophical but entirely different level, we'll also be looking into the process of buying someone an audiobook as a present. Not as tangible for either party as the gift of an old-fashioned three dimensional 'atoms and molecules' book, but is it satisfying - both to give and to receive.

15 Elo 20221h 3min

#AudioBookClub :: The Sandman: Act II - with Dirk Maggs

#AudioBookClub :: The Sandman: Act II - with Dirk Maggs

Steve Phillips and Matthew Layton present #AudioBookClub - the world's only interactive audiobook review and recommendation podcast. On this very special episode of #AudioBookClub, Steve and Matthew speak to the man they're not afraid to call 'The Greatest Audiobook Producer In The World" His name is Dirk Maggs and he's the man fully responsible for the conversion of Neil Gaiman's 'The Sandman' from the original graphic novels into the genre-redefining audiobook series we know and love. Dirk was incredibly generous with his time and gave us insights into all the stages of the production process: writing; casting; 'pushing actors about in a studio' and (Steve's favourite part) making the squishy sound effects. Please show your appreciation for Dirk's genius in the comments below. -- "The Sandman: Act 2" - based on the DC Comics series written by Neil Gaiman. Dramatised and produced by Dirk Maggs Full cast recording featuring: Neil Gaiman, James McAvoy, Joe Pasquale, Kat Dennings, Brian Cox, Joanna Lumley... Publisher: Audible Originals AUS: https://amzn.to/3y52vXy CAN: https://amzn.to/3EFpaMq UK: https://amzn.to/3GotakY US: https://amzn.to/3rUnPy1 -- Get involved in the conversation. Make your views known! Use the hashtag #AudioBookClub On Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/audiobookshow/ Or on twitter - https://twitter.com/stevekphillips and https://twitter.com/whingeingpom [The Audible links above are Amazon affiliate links. If you happen to sign up for Audible or renew your subscription after clicking on one of them, #AudioBookClub may or may not be awarded a bounty of some sort. Thank you for your support!]

1 Touko 20221h 3min

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