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Happy New Year betch! 2024 is off to a great start, because we’re back to our original recipe. Welcome back Aleen! The three have a perfectly unhinged catch up and then dive into the latest news in pop culture, starting with Queen Camilla’s new podcast- trust us, she’ll be doing ads for MeUndies in no time. Gypsy Rose Blanchard was released from prison and is now sharing a little too much on the internet with her newfound fame. Bachelor Nation faced yet another divorce 30 seconds into the new year: Rachel Lindsay and Bryan Abasolo are splitting and he’s the one requesting spousal support. The boys are fighting: Jimmy Kimmel and Aaron Rodgers that is. Listen and you’ll find out what set Jimmy off. Kim K had some very controversial Christmas decorations. Does Kim need a boyfriend? She seems bored. They wrap up with their hot takes on the movie on everyone’s lips: Saltburn… bathwater and all. Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

4 Tammi 202453min

The Betches have blessed us with a round up of the hottest pop culture moments and dumpster fires of 2023. From the best moments in TV to the most fever dream of celeb couples, Jordana and Sami cover it all, including some of their pop culture predictions for 2024. Plus all about their NYE plans– you can alway rely on Jordana to bring the board games. Summing up this year, Kanye and Elon will be sent to the Caymans. We’ll send them into space together– Economy only. And lastly, a special thank you to our faithful listeners for your grace as we get facts wrong. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

28 Joulu 202336min

Ho ho ho, betch. Sami and Jordana are recording this episode a little early for you because by this time, Sami will be jet setting to Japan- a #1 bucket list destination for her. Jordana, not so much.. But rest assured, Sami will bring back some Ramen for her. Look out for her Betches travel guide. Another couple bites the dust, this time it’s Kendall Jenner and Bad Bunny (no shock there). From one break up to a surprise engagement (#2) for Demi Lovato and her huge ring that’s worth all the hype. And a PDA filled hard launch from Selena Gomez and Benny Blanco. Is Taylor inspiring her celeb besties to not hint at sh*t anymore? Millennials rejoice, an American Girl movie is in the works and we’ll be first in line. Sami’s Samantha doll story will melt your heart. Updates from this week’s Chiefs game changed Jordana’s relationship timeline for Taylor and Travis, and Sami too! It all depends on the Superbowl. Travis will shockingly be sent to the Caymans, because he’s being such a dude bro. Listen and you’ll find out why. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

21 Joulu 202344min

Happy Hanukkah, betches. Sami kicks off today’s episode sharing her Hanukkah celebrations from the VP and First Gentleman’s big bash at the *other* White House. While on the topic of celebrating, they wish Taylor Swift a happy 34th birthday — even if Travis was too busy to celebrate with her — which leads to more speculation about their relationship timeline. Speaking of couples, Kylie and Kris Jenner were spotted sneaking out of Timmy’s LA premiere for his movie Wonka– will Timothée become Stormi and Aire’s stepdaddy? The congrats continue with a shoutout to Hilary Duff who is now going to be a mom of 4(!!) and a reaction to the royal Christmas card, which has caused quite the stir online with a major photoshop fail of Prince Louis. And while we’re on the subject, when will the Sussexes drop their card? Sami and Jordana wrap up with a quick debrief on Julia Roberts new movie, Leave The World Behind, the shocking Vanderpump Rules season trailer, and Paris in Love. The photoshop editor for William and Kate’s holiday card will be sent to the Caymans, no royal treatment included. Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

14 Joulu 202347min

Sami and Jordana are having a Friendsgiving get together tonight – yes, a couple weeks too late, but hey they’re working gals. There’s lots to discuss today including our inaugural Betch of the Year finalists and a ton of categories to debate. Then onto Oxford’s Word of the Year (spoiler, it’s Rizz), and, if you’re sensing a theme here, TIME’s Person of the Year… Swifties IYKYK. Lots of clowny headlines today including a Trump TV series starring Sebastian Stan, Kim K’s new Hulu show, Ariana Madix heading to Broadway, and what is up Hugh Grant’s a**?! The two wrap up with their review of the movie May December. No question, Hugh Grant will be sent to the Caymans this week. We wanna hear him complain, what exactly would be his dream job? Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

7 Joulu 202359min

Sami trooped her way through the tropics, and begins today’s episode with a recap of her Thanksgiving vacay, while Jordana spills the tea on her holiday with Dr. Naomi. They jump in with a RHOBH debrief, which details Morgan Wade’s first appearance – had she and Kyle Richards f*cked yet?! Jordana reveals her Spotify wrapped in real time, and you’re going to be shocked at who her #1 artist for the year is. Taylor Swift’s moving in with Travis Kelce and the betches have some thoughts– is Jordana officially over this couple? Meanwhile, Blue Ivy is on her own redemption tour, and Mark Cuban is making headlines. If his Shark Tank departure is due to planning a presidential run, the betches would vote for him. No one will be sent to the Caymans this week. Instead we propose a competition involving 3 betch movers: a timeshare selling contest between Aleen, Sami, and Jordana. Who would win?! Sound off in the comments. Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

30 Marras 202351min

On a special Black Friday episode of the podcast, Sami and Jordana are joined by their co-hosts for the day: Maddy Paul and Maria Del Russo of Good at Shopping. Together, they walk us through the do's and don'ts of holiday gift-giving this year. Is there a *right* way to re-gift? Do people really want you to get them an "experience" gift? And should I go ahead and buy the $250 candle I've had my eye on this season? Sami shares her list of thoughtful gifts for this year and tells us why gifting is her love language. Then Maddy and Maria take the reins and finish the show with their own gift guides, along with some tips and tricks for begin your own best shopper this season. Get your notes app ready, you're gonna need it Betch. Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

23 Marras 202355min

Gobble gobble, betches. Sami and Jordana are here to distract you from your family this Thanksgiving. They share their holiday plans and then it's onto a royal recap of the first 4 episodes of season 6 of The Crown. Is Camilla Parker-Bowles our new favorite member of the royal family? Were she and Charles star-crossed lovers? Speaking of starbucks lovers, Travis Kelce is gracing the cover of WSJ magazine to tell all about his courtship of Taylor Swift. Will he have a Swiftmas? And wait, there’s more! Tune in to our Black Friday special bonus episode (already in your feed), compliments of Betches' Good at Shopping. Listen to our gifting do's and don'ts and be sure to follow @goodatshopping! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

23 Marras 202354min