Why Are Celebrities Carrying Furry Monsters on Birkins?

This week Aleen is joined by Betches employees Kay Brown and Abby Lloyd. They get things started with a recap of Aleen’s honeymoon, including a story about traveling back in time and a visit to the spot where Kim K famously lost her earring. Plus, they discuss Abby getting stood up on a date this weekend and what to do when you already got dressed up to go out. Next, they talk about Snooki announcing her retirement from Jersey Shore and revisit why that show was so iconic in the first place. They discuss the controversial Peloton commercial that has everyone outraged, along with the ingenious follow up from Ryan Reynolds’s gin company. They also talk about the banana taped to a wall at Art Basel that was sold for $120k (and subsequently got eaten). Then it’s time to play The Ranking Game featuring some of the best holiday movies from the last 30 years. Finally, they close out the show with another round of Betches Superlatives, including a conversation about embarrassing celebrity crushes and a debate about who’d be most likely to hook up with a famous person. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

10 Joulu 20191h 2min

With Jordana and Aleen on the road, Sami is joined instead by Betches employees Dylan Hafer and Bari Rosenfeld. They start the show with a review of several new movies including The Irishman, Knives Out and Frozen 2. They discuss the ongoing streaming TV wars and ask whether or not it’s time to start cutting out the ones you don’t watch. Next, they talk about Olivia Jade’s return to YouTube and Dakota Johnson awkwardly calling out Ellen for not coming to her birthday party. Plus, they discuss Pete Davidson’s strange appeal and the outrageous NDAs people have to sign in order to attend his shows. They play a round of The Ranking Game featuring the number-one songs from each year of the decade. Then they close out the show with another list of Betches Superlatives and their Betch Slaps of this week. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

3 Joulu 20191h 10min

Jordana and Sami start the show with a preview of their Thanksgiving plans and a conversation about sharing TV time with sporting events. They debate whether or not the photos of Justin Timberlake holding hands with Alisha Wainwright mean that he is cheating. Is it ever okay for a married man to hold hands with another woman? They talk about the new Hulu series Dollface and HBO’s Mrs. Fletcher. Next, a listener writes in to ask if it’s okay to ask your significant other to pay a greater share of rent if they make more money than you. Could this create a rift in the relationship that could lead down the wrong path? They play a round of The Ranking Game featuring the most popular Thanksgiving foods. Plus, they play another game of Betches Superlatives and tell us who they want to Betch Slap this week. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

26 Marras 201952min

Jordana and Aleen kick off the show with a recap of their busy weekends, a preview of their upcoming vacations, and a few book recommendations. At 14:30 they talk about the renewed drama between Taylor Swift and Scooter Braun. Are either of the two feuding sides actually telling the truth? They also tell us about their latest Real Housewives binges, talk about the Countess being late to her own BravoCon event, and share details about the newest Housewives franchise. Next, they discuss the debut of Disney+ and talk about all the competing streaming services. At 30:10 a listener writes in to ask how to confront a pair of friends who started going to concerts without inviting her along. How do you handle not being included in a plan? At 36:40 they play The Ranking Game with a list of some of the best classic Disney films. Finally, they introduce Betches Superlatives, the new segment where we find out which person in the office is most likely to do what, including the most likely to leave without saying goodbye. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

19 Marras 201955min

Aleen and Jordana are back and start the show with a conversation about the Showtime show Couples Therapy and how f*cked up we all are in our relationships. Plus, they react to the series finale of The Affair and tell us what they thought of the show’s conclusion. At 18:45 they talk about Instagram’s move to start hiding likes from the public. Do you think people will be more free with their posts if people can’t see their like count? They also follow up on last week’s list of the most beloved celebrity couples with a few listener submissions. Then at 36:50 an emailer asks for advice with handling a toxic work environment. Is it your responsibility to adjust to a bad situation, or should you just go look for something more fulfilling? At 42:40 they play The Ranking Game with a list of the most famous celebrity couples to get together in 2019. They close out the show by telling us who they want to Betch Slap this week. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

12 Marras 201950min

Sami and Aleen are back and kick off the show with a conversation about all the people missing from Stassi and Beau’s engagement party this weekend, and discuss the drama surrounding Kanye’s Brunchella debacle. Is this the most embarrassing event since Fyre Festival? At 15:05 they discuss all things TV including what’s new, what’s good, and where you should watch. With all the new streaming services popping up, which ones will last and which are actually worth paying for? At 33:40 a listener writes in for help with a light-weight she invited to her bachelorette party. How do you express pre-party concerns without coming off as passive aggressive? At 42:20 they play The Ranking Game with a list of the highest profile breakups of 2019, and ask which celebrity breakup would hit you the hardest. They close out the show by questioning every relationship Taylor Swift has ever had. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

5 Marras 20191h 5min

Jordana, Sami and Aleen are back to talk about their Halloweekend and tell us what costumes each of them wore. Plus, at 5:10 they discuss the new thriller Parasite and explain what it says about wealth and status. Next, they break down the release of two new singles from Selena Gomez, the timeline of her break from Justin Bieber, and all the drama going on between her and Hailey. At 17:55 they discuss RHOC star Meghan King Edmonds splitting from her cheating husband. Did Vicki really predict exactly how long their marriage would last? At 30:35 a listener writes in to ask for advice with a group of friends whose interests are out of touch with current events. Is it okay to split from your friend group if you think they aren’t maturing along with you? At 38:00 they play the Ranking Game with a list of the best celebrity Halloween costumes of the year, including a great mother-daughter pick from Kylie and Stormi. Then they finish the show by telling us who they all want to Betch Slap this week. Thanks again to our sponsor! Pumpkin season is here and that means all things pumpkin at Dunkin. For more information, follow @Dunkin on Instagram Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

29 Loka 201947min

Sami is back with Jordana and Aleen to breakdown her trip to Switzerland. They talk about going on vacation with family and highlight the best places to travel with your mom. At 16:50 they discuss Jennifer Lawrence’s wedding this weekend, and the ongoing drama between Liam and Miley. Plus, they react to the latest shows to hit streaming. At 33:35 they read a Dear Betch email from a listener who is more successful than her boyfriend and not sure what to do. Is it wrong to break up with someone because they don’t make enough money? In honor of Halloween, at 41:20 they rank how much fun each holiday was back when they were 23-years-old, as well as how much fun they are now. At 48:10 they close out the show with their Betch Slaps of the week. Thanks again to our sponsor! Pumpkin season is here and that means all things pumpkin at Dunkin. For more information, follow @Dunkin on Instagram Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

22 Loka 201954min