Bag Of Dogs
This episode is actually the definition of crazy (mentally deranged, especially as manifested in a wild or aggressive way), partly because Colton is a sucker for a dog, and partly because nobody knows what happened to the Cheddar family. We will discuss what the world economy revolves around, luchador wrestling for elementary school kids, and Santa's younger brother. Also, Paul Bunyan and Ferdinand Magellan may have more in common than you thought. Do you think America would be better if the Vespucci family was still in charge? 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com Have you eaten apricot syrup lately? Send a message here, with your last known location and any known allergies, we want to give you a super secret surprise. tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com Extra reading, incase you didn't get enough homework to do over the weekend. https://theplaidzebra.com/youngest-person-to-circumnavigate-the-world-on-foot/ This might actually be the best compilation of all information that exists involving hotdogs. If you browse this site, you will transcend reality as we know it. https://www.hot-dog.org
17 Syys 20221h
The Final Frontiers
Did you that sesame streams are a naturally occurring event in nature? Also, Cartoon Network is extremely racist. Did you know that Terry Crews used to be a Spice Girl? Also, the Japanese love our podcast. Have you ever found yourself in any of the 3 final frontiers? Tell us about them. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com Have you ever quoted the Bhagavad Gita to a nation of white people? If so, how did it go? tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com
14 Syys 202210min
Queen’s Gone Rancid She Has
This episode was recorded on August 20, 2022. Does that mean we knew Queen Elizabeth II (Queen of England) was going to die? Yes. Yes we did. MI6 needs to shoulder some of the blame for this, and it sucks that she's dead, but really it's the queen's own fault for being such a fetid bitch. The world moves on in the wake of humanities greatest loss, but at least we can rest easy knowing the putrid old hag can no longer spread her pungent miasma. Also, we talk about Vsauce and marbles. Do you want a thousand island dressing brand that reads "McFlurry" 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com Do you need a refill on your perscription of Schliflorizine tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com
10 Syys 20221h 26min
The Unfettered Scam
If you listen to this episode, I'm so sorry, but you've been scammed. I own your wallet now. The only way to get it back is to go stand in an ancient microwave. This email is a scam 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com This email is less of a scam tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com
7 Syys 202214min
Killing The Homeless
Do you remember a world before stained glass window outlets? I don't even want to imagine what life used to be like. If you order one now, we will throw in a free bird shooting potato gun (this is not a gun that shoots potatoes at birds). If you order one five minutes ago, we will throw in a free waterproof toaster, and some menaloast (a Greek delicacy). If you don't order one, we will send it to Washington. Please donate to our chairty/religion/reality TV show. It is the only way we can properly rid the world of its filth. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com Please do not look up cholent. You will regret it.
2 Syys 20221h 5min
The Katsenberg Films
This is supposed to be a wholesome podcast. Please do not make fun of others for what they believe, and be respectful to retail workers, they don't get paid enough to deal with your selfish behavior. Also, Jesus and Martin Luther King Jr. are fake, lol, gottem. I've got no snarky comment to leave here, but feel free to email us 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com
30 Elo 202212min
Moon Eff Kennedy
Moon Kennedy is one of the most influential people of all time, unfortunately he died long before he should have, but we are the only podcast brave enough to even talk about him. Malcolm X is one of the most influential people of all time, unfortunately he died long before he should have, but we are the only podcast brave enough to even talk about him. Mickey Mouse is one of the most influential people of all time, unfortunately he's still around long after he should have gone, but no one wants to even talk about him because he's an awful bigot with his mind stuck in the past, and all he cares about is trying to sell you Lays. Are you Estonian and want to complain about Colton? 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com Do you have an example of a 'Dinosaurs Have Feathers' type of thought? tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com
27 Elo 20221h 16min
The Dumbest Injury
Everyone has been injured...everyone. What is the stupidest way we have done it. Also, who is the best celebrity? Have you ever injured yourself in a smart way? 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com Do you think Colton's brother should pay him back? tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com
24 Elo 202213min
