Sunny Manta Ray
We get a little bit more vulnerable with our emotions in this one. Colton elaborates on his religion and personal beliefs. Noah reminisces about his life was like in the mornings before school. Also, we talk about how over time we've both slowly begun to feel more like a man trapped alone...in sunny Manta Ray! Have you ever learned something twice in one day? If so, what? 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com Have you ever stabbed someone with an egg? tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com
19 Elo 20221h 9min
The Greatest Talent
Do you have a talent that is really cool and you are super proud of? Well, most people don't. If you ask the average person what their greatest talent is, they will initially struggle to answer, and then they will tell you something that's kind of cool but still pretty stupid. What I'm trying to say is...people need to get cooler talents. Do you know what Simon Cowell's talent is? 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com What is the stinkiest place you've been? tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com
16 Elo 202211min
Chekhov’s Night Soil
This one is a pretty big deal actually. Colton is going to spend 70 minutes explaining the most important 5 minutes of his life. This is the story of how "I Was Scammed By A Night Soil Salesman". Also, we talk about Harry Potter I think for a little bit, I dunno. Are there any logical or continuity errors the series of events explained in this episode? 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com Do you have any questions about the timeline of Colton watching the Walking Dead before it aired on TV? tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com
13 Elo 20221h 24min
The Battle Of The Boats
We are hitting all the controversial notes in this one. An early 20th century British vessel was sunk by America? Check. An early 20th century Meteor landed in Russia? Check. An early 20th century wooden boat created by a biblical figure 7,000 years ago? Check. Who is the messiest person you know? 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com If Regis Philbin and Jeff Foxworthy were to fight, who would win? Probably Jeff actually. It's not that hard to beat a dead person. tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com
9 Elo 20228min
Welcome to O’Lodeans
This is the episode where you will get the inside scoop about how all of the companies -- like Turbo Tax and H&R Block -- were run in the early 2000's. You will also learn about the worst way to die, and an Irish pub that got shut down for sliming children. Remember that if you see Turquise the Clown, tell him to choke on a smidgeon of a pigeon, because he is the worst clown. You can receive the better audio quality version of this episode by joining Gleep Plus for just $14.99/month. Not really, but wouldn't that be funny if we charged money for that. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com We are offering the 3D surround sound audio file of this episode exclusively to those with a Gleep Gold membership, which is only $99.99/month. This one is actually real. tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com
6 Elo 20221h 11min
The Diary Epilogue
This is the third and final part of "The Diary" Saga. That means that there are no more parts. This is the end. And since it's the end we thought it necessary to answer some important questions that you may ponder if you were to begin writing a diary. Does Martin Luther King Sr. empower you every day? 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com What is your favorite method of relieving ball stress? tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com
2 Elo 202212min
Weepers Losers Keepers Finders
Every single thing is connected in this one. From designing the most fire resistant housing that will transform the entire world, to the rat that delivers Quiznos subs to people at supersonic speeds, and everything in between. What is an example of something that could possibly be between those two things? How about we give you the perfect plan to rob a bank without getting caught...guaranteed. You might want to write some of this down. Also, we fixed Breaking Bad's lackluster scripting and story by adding more Tuco, killing Aaron Paul (Jesse Pinkman), removing Anna Gunn (Skylar White), making it gay, and then making it more gay. Let us know if you also prefer you orange juice to be made with hate. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com Tell us if you would be willing to sign a petition to get a Breaking Bad reboot containing the changes we have made, or if you are interested in the Vince Gilligan's Island spin off series. tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com
30 Heinä 20221h 12min
The Diary Sequel
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26 Heinä 202213min
