The Costume Genie | Podsthumous EP8
2 Gleeps16 Elo 2023

The Costume Genie | Podsthumous EP8

What would you be if you had to wear one Halloween costume every day for the rest of your life?

That is the first question of the list, and the only one we answered. Did we get through all 400 questions before Noah died? The only way to find out is to wait I guess.

If you know where in the episode the super secret Rasta Banana is hidden, let us know.

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Top 50 best Halloween costumes to do if you are Lindsay Lohan (in no particular order):

1. Adult Hallie Parker - because she is the master mind behind "The Parent Trap", and Lindsay Lohan would easily be able to convince people that she was actually Hallie. 2. Adult Annie James - she looks nearly identical to Hallie Parker, and could probably be played by the same person...except British. 3. Mary Kate Olsen - the taller of the Olsen twins, she is barely 3 weeks older than Lindsay Lohan...and they don't look all that different. 4. Girl from Brave - I don't know...I never saw that movie. 5. Daphne Blake - everyone with even slightly red hair has the option to dress as Daphne. It's not the most unique costume on the planet, but hey...it's easy, and it gets the job done. 6. Sarah Michelle Gellar - specifically from the 2004 hit movie "Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed". 7. Black Widow - another easy costume that isn't all that unique, but hey...it's another costume only a select few can actually pull off 8. Costume that makes it look like you are riding an ostrich - this one I do not need to explain. 9. Jessica Rabbit - a little more obscure for the younger generation, but I'm sure the adults will appreciate it. 10. Ashley Olsen - the shorter of the Olsen twins, she is barely 3 weeks older than Lindsay Lohan...and they honestly look kind of similar. 11. Princess Fiona - this feisty princess is a perfect fit as a Lindsay Lohan costume. 12. Princess Fiona (Ogre) - this feisty princess is an ogre. 13. Whatever her character's name was from Freaky Friday - for obvious reasons. 14. Kim Possible - just gleep her if you want to reach her. 15. Anna from Frozen - a little less obscure for the younger generation, the kids will really appreciate this one. 16. Jessie from Toy Story - why wouldn't Lindsay Lohan be looking for any excuse to dress as a cowgirl. 17. Roxanne from that one Goofy movie - let's keep reminding people that this character exists. 18. Aloy from the Horizon series - not all redheads can pull this one off, but I definitely think that Lindsay Lohan does. 19. Mei Lee - this one might just be weird. 20. Mei Lee (Panda) - this one might be even weirder. 21. Queen of Hearts - very recognizable character with a lot of make-up. This is not a sexy costume. 22. Poison Ivy - very recognizable character with a lot of make-up. This is a sexy costume. 23. Meg from Hercules - you need longer hair with a lot of volume, but I think Lindsay Lohan can pull it off if she really puts her mind to it. 24. Ariel - this one seems extremely obvious, but I think it takes a lot of time and thought to pull it off properly. Lindsay Lohan also needs to realize she would be walking around in what is basically just a bikini. 25. Blossom from the Power Puff Girls - this is the one of the three you would want to dress up as anyway. 26. Scarlet Witch - she is a dead ringer for Lindsay Lohan. 27. Elizabeth Olsen - the youngest of the Olsen twins, she is 3 years younger than Lindsay Lohan...and they are identical. 28. Starfire - everyone who is able should dress as alien women. 29. Ginny Weasley - this is a couples costume. Lindsay Lohan's husband could easily pull off being Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. 30. Wendy from Gravity Falls - this might be the easiest costume on the list. 31. Misty from Pokémon - everyone wants to see Lindsay Lohan dressed as Misty from Pokémon. 32. Rasta Banana - that's just a cool costume. 33. Lois Griffin - Lindsay Lohan would have to cut her hair for his one. (no wigs allowed) 34. Red, also known as Miss Vavoom in the 1990s, is an American animated character, created by Tex Avery - enough said. 35. Chun-Li - Lindsay Lohan should not be typecast into dressing as only characters with red hair. Lindsay Lohan is no stranger to dying her hair. Plus...Chun-Li is just a fun costume. 36. Kasumi - if Lindsay Lohan is going to dress as a fighting character, she might as well dress as Kasumi. This character fits Lindsay Lohan better anyway. 37. Kasumi (Dead or Alive: Xtreme Beach Volleyball) - this is technically and literally a worse costume, but some people may not agree. 38. Frankie Foster - not a single person will be able to guess this one, and only a few will even know what Lindsay Lohan is talking about when she tells them. 39. Candace Flynn - significantly more people will be able to guess this one. She is from a much more widely remembered show. 40. Sailor Jupiter - maybe Lindsay Lohan has always wanted to dress up as a magical girl, but was always too shy to do it. Probably not though. 41. Jane Jetson - this is actually just the quintessential definition of a costume. 42. Kairi - Lindsay Lohan should only wear this one if she wants to get a lot of weird nerds flustered all night long. 43. Mary Test - she is the better of the Test twins in every way. Lindsay Lohan should not even think about dressing up as Susan Test. 44. Wilma Flintstone - another sort of basic costume, but it definitely gets the job done. 45. Candy Cane from Rumble Roses - everyone remembers Rumble Roses...right? 46. Juliet from Lollipop Chainsaw - I seriously never played it for real, but I think it would be a good costume for Lindsay Lohan if she wants to get a lot of weird nerds flustered all night long. (as long as she is okay with carrying a chainsaw around with her everywhere she goes). 47. Daria Morgendorffer - this is an extremely underrated show, and I think a push from Lindsay Lohan would get more people to watch it. 48. Redheaded X-Men - I'm pretty sure there is a female X-Men with red hair, I just don't remember her name and refuse to google it. It's not Storm, I think she has white hair. I know there is a blue mutant that naked Jennifer Lawrence played, Mystique I think, but I'm pretty sure she isn't an X-Men...Jean Grey! That's the name I was looking for. 49. Mystique - blue girl. Red hair. Good costume. 50. Nightcrawler from X-Men - blue guy. Black hair. Really similar costume to Mystique, but I think it would be funny for Lindsay Lohan to do this one instead.

Just so you know, there is a lot of other costume ideas that I have for Lindsay Lohan floating around in my head. This didn't even dent my database. Like, for example, I think it would be really cool, personally, if Lindsay Lohan dressed up as Pepper Potts. That's just me proving that I have more ideas than the 50 listed, and was not something I specifically wanted to call out separate from the list for any particular reason. Anyway, if you are Lindsay Lohan, email me and I can give you more costume ideas, or we can just talk or whatever...I don't know. I'm free whenever, just get in touch if you are interested. -Colton

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He Blew It Side C

He Blew It Side C

How can there be a Side C on a tape? Really? That's what you are thinking about right now? This is Colton here, and I just posted the audio that I was only supposed to post when Noah dies. I personally would think that is a little more pressing and concerning. Let me tell you my reasoning. We recorded a few episodes in advance because we were going on a road trip through the beautiful and astounding Great Plains. There the prairie lay, uniform and unvarying, spanning, unbroken, to the ends of the horizon. Staring at it, let me tell you, those flat lines almost made me flat line... Anyway, I worked diligently to make sure everything was done in a timely manner so the audience didn't have to suffer. I had just posted the most recent episode, and not even 3 hours later, Noah died. I'll be honest, it was obvious that the Multiple Sclerosis was going to be the one to kill him, I just didn't expect it to happen like it did. I don't want to beat around the bush, so I will just come out and tell you how exactly my co-host met his end. As we were nearing the end of our trip, many memorable things had happened, but it's all overshadowed by the memory of the last time I saw him. You see, towards the end, we found ourselves in Colorado. We made our way to the top of the Rocky Mountains. (The highest part where tourists are allowed to go by car.) He just wanted to get a slightly better view of the range, so he climbed over the safety guard rail. Noah didn't even go out more than 10 feet (about 3 meters), when he stepped on a loose pile of rocks. Really in most cases it would have been no big deal, but in this one instance...by complete coincidence...his leg muscles stiffened, and he wasn't able to balance himself before falling. He immediately fell back and cracked his skull on the ground. Without hesitation, I went to go help my friend. Forgoing all safety, I jumped over the rail. It wasn't too late. The damage seemed minimal. He must've been in a lot of pain, but he was still alive. After all, people have fallen from much higher and lived, and all he did was trip. I guess my point is that I'm kind of a hero or whatever. Just keep that in mind when I tell you what happened next... When I jumped the rail to help him, I tripped on his loose boot strap, and while trying to keep myself from falling...I accidentally nudged his body with my foot...sending him plummeting down the cliff. It was a really steep cliff.   So I guess the moral of the story is, "don't help people because you are only going to make things worse". Also, I reached out to Noah's twin brother, and he has agreed to host the podcast with me going forward. We talked about it and have decided that in order to avoid some sort of awkward transition period while The Orient gets used to a new host, he is just going to do the podcast in character as his brother. Don't worry, no one knows Noah better than his own twin brother, and he is extremely familiar with the podcast and our style of humor. You probably won't even notice the difference, since Noah told him everything (pretty much up to 6 minutes before the death). Noah would've wanted it this way...probably. But who really cares what Noah would've wanted, it's my podcast now...well, and his brother's I guess.   If you want to send your condolences, you can send them here. It would really mean a lot to both hosts. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com   If you think cassette tapes should have 3 sides, express that to me here: tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com

19 Heinä 202320s

Papa Nazi Side B

Papa Nazi Side B

Welcome to the second recorded and third posted of the heat episodes. Colton was late, probably because he was too busy growing poison ivy. Noah is trying to enter a medically induced coma without the help of medicine, and old people are getting blown away...literally. We also discuss the plans for the podcast after Noah's death, ask the audience a trivia question (answer listed below), and reveal the truth behind the podcast that the victims were too embarrassed to admit, in this episode that quite frankly is a return to man. Also, did you know Colton doesn't listen to music?   sǝpᴉS 9 :ɹƎMSN∀   Why do babies die? 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com   Would you like to buy some histamines from me? tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com

15 Heinä 20231h 7min

The Call Forward

The Call Forward

In this bonus episode we answer pretty close to like one hundred questions or something. We are coming off a heat high, from recording the last episode, and that's What is the greatest risk you have ever taken? Have you ever thought of what your future baby will be named? What are those things you are to old to do but still enjoy? What are your pet peeves? Who is the messiest person you've ever known? Which of the two smells better, grass or bread? Who is your all time favorite Disney character?   2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com

11 Heinä 202317min

Christmas In Ukraine Side A

Christmas In Ukraine Side A

This is a heat episode...but it's only half of a heat episode...but it's actually a full episode though. We talk about Colton's Thanksgiving in 2006 and Noah's realization about cigarettes.   Do cigarettes do anything for you? Tell us how to make it work properly. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com   Would you have the audacity to die multiple hours away from your family? Tell us why you would do something so atrocious. tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com

8 Heinä 202339min

The Buffett Line

The Buffett Line

If you could meet anyone in this world today, who would you meet?  What's the best type of cheese for you?   Warren Buffett, ramen rice, the bees cheese, and Tom Selleck the garbage man. That pretty much sums up this episode. If you think this description should be longer, then I will list some stinky cheeses: Camembert, Ami Du Chambertin, Epoisses de Bourgogne, Fiance Des Pyrenees, Limburger, Trou du Cru, Livarot Munster, Le Pavin d'Auvergne, Pont l'Evêque, Raclette, Robiola Lombardia, Schloss, Soumaintrain Berthaut, Taleggio, Stinking Bishop, Tomme de Chevre, and Vieux Lille.   2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com

4 Heinä 202326min

Mind Melters

Mind Melters

Two things have officially been confirmed in this episode. 1) George Bush listens to the pod. 2) Rochester Minnesota has locked all of their bathrooms. We talk about how to stop ship disasters from happening, but only briefly, because dad is coming home soon. Colton is a pirate running for governor, since it's safer at the docks, and we decided to start selling denim. Also, Noah purchased some Brain Quest flash cards to make us both smarter.   Do you want to pre-order some Wranjler Jeans? (turns out we are required to change the spelling due to copyright) 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com   Don't forget to remind me to make those jeans. Send an email here in 4 years, because I will forget about it. tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com

30 Kesä 20231h 22min

The Hotel Cowifornia

The Hotel Cowifornia

What instrument has the funniest sound? Where would you relocate if you were f̷o̷r̷c̷e̷d̷ ̷t̷o̷ ̷l̷e̷a̷v̷e̷ ̷y̷o̷u̷r̷ ̷c̷o̷u̷n̷t̷r̷y̷?̷  a cow? Do you care about what other people tell you?   Theremins, cows, and prayer...these are the most important three things in the entire universe. What more could you possibly want from a podcast?   2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com

28 Kesä 202320min

Witch Case

Witch Case

We talk about some current events in this episode, but I think The Beatles said it best when they said, "We all live in a yellow submersible". Don't worry, the people from the Titan voyage are okay. After all, they have Fred Noonan with them, and I would trust Fred with my life to pilot anything. We also talk about shooting at Mass, and an evil lesbian witch that steals all the available women by turning them gay.   If you know where we can find Amelia Earhart, please let us know. She owes Noah money. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com   Who do you think would win in a fight: Fred Noonan or Adolph Hitler? tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com

24 Kesä 202340min

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