THE GLEEPENING 2

This episode is actually crazy. We talk about what Columbus was doing in Native America, and Amerigo did when he saw it. We go through every single element and decide whether or not it would work as a chemical in a pool. Also, we talk about the worst news source that we have no choice but to listen to as it slowly crushes what little spirit we have left. Those are the only things we talk about in this episode. Seriously, there isn't any other topic that comes up at any point in the episode.   Do you want us to double your salary forever if you quit your job right now? 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com   Would you put Einsteinium in your pool? tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com   We were this close "--" to starting a cool news outlet based solely around cheese news to spite Cheddar news, but it turns out it already exists, and it is better than we would ever be able to pull off. So, we aren't going to do it now, but you should check it out. https://www.cheesemarketnews.com

14 Loka 20221h 10min

This is the first part of our epic 250 question saga. What would you do if you came across a body in a hotel room? Would you ignore it? Maybe you would do you duty as a civilian and immediately alert all the other hotel guests.   What would you do if you came across an active murder? Would you offer to help? Maybe you would rub your hands all over the walls.   What would you do if you could email us? Would you rewrite "The Matter of Britain" in Shakespearean prose? 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com   Maybe you would call us out for peeking into open hotel rooms. tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com

11 Loka 202211min

Welcome to Gleep At Night! Luke Bryan is the only thing that has ever done anything in our little town, but we are ignoring him to do this instead. Get ready to join The Word Association, because we personally believe that slurs are words too. Colton gets paralyzed by sneeze, and Noah attempts to answer riddles to earn his way into King's Tut Tomb for his special reward. Most of this episode may be us taking a break from the episode, but that's why there is going to be a second part. Gather your pies and your Ewhores, because this one is a wild ride.   Did you know any of the riddle answers before they were revealed? Prove it. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com   Do you know what the "An Word" is? We don't know, and we would really like to. tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com

7 Loka 20221h 14min

This is the first part of our epic 250 question saga. In this episode, we find a brand new list to read, that has way too many questions. This episode is an introduction to our crazy adventure. Will Colton get sick and throw up? Will we ever make it to the end of the list? The journey continues on the next episode of Dragon Ball Z.   2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com

5 Loka 202210min

We are changing up the formula in this one. First, we start the episode of with some good 'ol jokes. That's right, you heard me. There is more business ideas, more historical revelations, and way more wacky zany rigmaroles. This is seriously like the most "2 Gleeps" this podcast has ever been, and if you don't think you can make it to the end, you'd better just stop swimming now.   Have you ever seen "that thing" while dying of a fever? 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com   Do you have any suggestions on how to smell better? (By that I don't mean how to be better smelling, but how to be better at smelling good...whatever, you get it.) tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com     I used a song in this episode that I do not own the rights to. The owner of the song has given carte blanche access to it under the condition that you give them credit in one way or another. I could easily just not do that, and nobody would ever know. But honestly, I'm not that insecure, and am more than willing to drop some credit since they created this composition and also let me use it. Space Opera by Jasson Prestiliano (JP Soundworks)

1 Loka 20221h 7min

We are devising the perfect commercial in this one, and honestly -- I don't want to spoil it, but -- one of us actually breaks a world record live on the pod.   What commercial would you want to air during the Super Bowl? 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com   Do you also really like Bud Knight? tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com   Coca-Cola has us living in perfect harmony https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VM2eLhvsSM

27 Syys 20229min

The queen is still dead, Ebu Gogo is wrecking havoc, and emus are being released. That's really all there is to say this time around, unless of course you wanted to hear about the best topic of them all...cheese rolling. That's right, epic sport has found its way to becoming a topic. Congratulations   Have you written a poem for the queen? Send it here 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com   Do you know where I can get a cryptozoology degree? tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com   I found this short film about the Ebu Gogo. I haven't watched it yet, so I don't even know if it's good. It does have a lot of views though. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s384BoZOYNY

24 Syys 20221h 2min

This is a pretty short one. Unless you look at the average length of all the other bonus episodes. Then I guess it's kind of normal length. I just wanted you to believe in something embarrassing. Can you even blame me?   Yes you can blame me? 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com   No you cannot blame me? tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com

20 Syys 202210min