Star Wars 18: Luke Is Jedi
This is crazy, but I swear to God the second we stopped recording, Disney announced another Star Wars movie. The full title of the movie is actually "Star Wars 18: Luke Is Jedi Clone Wars Again 2: He Is Actually BB8: The Jedi Wars". From the leaks I've seen online about the plot, this actually fixes all the recent problems with the entire franchise, and makes both "Star Wars 20" and the remakes fit perfectly into the canon storyline. We should never have doubted their ability to make everything come together like this. We apologize to Disney for ever thinking they didn't know what they were doing. Also, Robin Williams is a baby and Vin Diesel is the new "The Rock". P.S. in light of this recent leak, everything said in this episode is no longer valid, you can therefore skip it if you'd like. If you've ever woken up with blood in your mouth, let us know. We are trying to catch the scoundrels that keep doing that to people. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com If you know the best way to start scamming kids, let me know. Not that I want to do it...it's just...you know...knowledge is power. I want to know how to stop it from happening, that's all. tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com
7 Tammi 20231h
The Gum Tree
This is the first part of our epic 250 question saga. It would seem that the fellows are getting fed up with this list...but the show must go on. With only a mere 170 questions remaining on this list, I guess it's time to chew some gum next to the microphone and decide what kind of tree we want to be when we grow up. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com
4 Tammi 20239min
Mitchita
Mental tic-tac-toe is back, and we are just going to pretend it never happened. What we really want to talk about is Mitchel 1, Mitchel 2, Mitchel 3, Mitchel 4, Mitchel 5, Mitchell 6, and Mitchel 7. Who knew that Wichita was home to what can really only be described as a covenesque pod of Mitch? Apparently one of the hosts of this podcast did. Is your name Mitchel, Mitchell, or Ritchard and you want to join Mitchita? Send your application here. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com Are you a baby and want to sign up for the phoenix project? Send your application here. tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com
31 Joulu 20221h 10min
The Bird Link
This is the first part of our epic 250 question saga. Birds or ostriches? This might be the most important question of an era. The only way to properly ponder this question is with a little gum time (you know which one I mean). God rest Drib's soul, taken too soon by Excalibird. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com
28 Joulu 202210min
Gay Santa
In this episode we talk about the most evil vigilante to date, Jack Blackface. Isn't there anyone out there, perhaps of French African origin, that can stop him? I guess you will have to listen to find out. We also invent a new pool game, and learn all about the spiders that are behind the scenes controlling our lives. If that's not enough for you, we also expand our knowledge of the Claus family. His family tree is not what you think. If you liked the cool secret appearance of our favorite music artist, let us know and we can maybe get him on an episode of the pod. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com What biblical spiders do you remember? tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com
24 Joulu 20221h 13min
The Only Gleep
This is the first part of our epic 250 question saga. We are back at it with more questions from our ultimate list of really good and never bad questions that we made up. We did not find this list anywhere, we made it up, and it's always really good and never bad. WARNING: DURING THIS EPISODE ONE OF THE GLEEPS DECIDES NOT TO PARTICIPATE. HE IS STILL THERE THOUGH. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com
21 Joulu 202212min
Zip Sauce
I'll tell you right now, this is one for the books. Half the episode is puns, half the episode is ads, and half the episode is Omaha's sexiest superhero Cccancock. There is in depth conversation about the different types of pirates, what it was like to meet Macaulay Culkin when they was undercover, and Burger kings new commercial advertising their Zappy Zesty Ting Wing Dippy Wang Sauce. We also spend half of this episode reading riddles. And remember, "Wendy's has really good fries, but go to Burger King cause it's a longer drive." If you want to get IP banned/promoted (depending on who sees your email first), let us know all the time stamps in every episode we mention our friend Diff. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com Do you remember what episode Colton swallowed a bird? tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com
18 Joulu 20221h 49min
Bankmas Eve Special
This may be a Gleep Lite episode, but we still manage to talk about the homeless hierarchy, car crashes, life in Mexico, the World Cup, jokes, riddles, celebrities, science, and plenty of other things. It is a long list for a long episode. I guess we also mention Bankmas Eve at some point. Join us in this "Special Extra Extended Edition Bankmas Eve Mexican lūʻau Spectacular" (which by the way is what I wanted to name the episode, but Lawyer Gleep recommended to choose something shorter...well, there's always next year). Merry Bankmas Eve, and a happy New Gleep to you as well. P.S. if you ever get arrested remember your rights, and tell the police "Me llamo Lawyer". What celebrity do you think will have the next big scandal? 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com How many states of matter do you have? tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com
14 Joulu 20222h 11min
