THE GLEEPENING 3

Brad, it's your father...Mike. You are the reason your mother and I separated. You are the worst son. As soon as I learned that you were still alive all these years later, I knew that I needed to kill myself. A little bit off track, but the guy that owns this house -- where my body was seemingly thrown from the roof -- had nothing to do with my death, and is actually a pretty nice guy. Actually, now that I think of it, he deserves all of my money, and you deserve none, Brad. You are terrible and I hate you forever.   If you have access to Mike's money, let us know and we will find the proper authorities 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com   If you hate Brad as much as everyone else, let us know. tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com

25 Kesä 20221h 10min

This is the episode everyone has been waiting for...for like a week. We really delve into the pee of things, and plan to every even year in June going forward.   If you need any Pee-vice, or just any general guidance that could even minimally be related to urine, send it to us and we will potentially answer it in two years (For some issues you may want to see a doctor instead of waiting the two years, but if you do wait, just know that it is free). This submission is open forever, because we can never have too many questions.   Send to this email to be answered by Noah Fitch 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com   Send to this email to be answered by Colton Jakobson tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com

22 Kesä 202214min

We talk about movies that everyone has heard of in this episode. We introduce the perfect hypothetical, and discuss how Steven Spielberg lets his alien fetish leak into every one of his films. You might also want to listen to this episode if you have ever wondered what we would do if we were the ones that made Friday The 13th.   Let us know what other movies we should read the synopsis of. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com   Please send only the email below some movie suggestions for a more...personal...use. It will be our little secret. tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com

18 Kesä 20221h 19min

Oh my God! We just invented two brand new holidays, and you are forced to celebrate them. Novemthirteenth -- this is a holiday that takes place on November 13th believe it or not -- and Bankmas Eve, the one that takes place on December 13th. Why are they both on the 13th of the month? Don't ask us, we didn't...ok...we did. Shut up.   How are you planning to celebrate Bankmas Eve? Let us know 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com   Is Novemthirteenth going to be a better holiday than Thanksgiving? Probably. Considering the concept is pretty much "Thanksgiving but better". tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com

14 Kesä 20228min

We finally bring up the giant tit in the room, and talk about the worst creatures that exist. Everyone knows about them, and we all refuse to acknowledge them. Did you know The Bible is extremely literal with everything it says? Also, in case you are wondering, we talk about the birth process of Gleeps that takes place every 1000 years. I hope the intern Rufus' bold recommendation works out for him. Also, I don't think we even bring up guns once in this episode.   Would you rather, be our God's mom or get shot in the face with a 12-gauge shotgun? 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com   Please for the love of The Astral Seal send us your Pee-vice E-vice questions, we've really shot ourselves in the foot with a 12-gauge shotgun on this one. This offer is open permanently forever. tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com

10 Kesä 20221h 3min

Everyone on Earth has been waiting for this episode...well...here it is you freaks. We talk about Hamsters and how to keep them fed and fit. Also, stop domesticating you pets.   This is where there would normally be links to our emails, but you are actually not allowed to email us about this episode, so I'm not even going to put them here.

8 Kesä 202223min

Have you ever wondered what the experts do behind closed doors, what Home Depot is like on a management level, and the secrets behind the Rochester Minnesota exclusive restaurant Pannekoeken? Well, that is extremely specific, but oddly enough this episode will actually answer all of those questions.   Why is Jeff Bezos depressed? Why does Elon Musk smell? Is Bill Nye actually a science guy? Is William Gates the bad kind of gay (the kind that sucks on tiny little boys)? Is Alan Dershowitz a normal lawyer? Is John Fitch still alive? If you know the answer to any of the questions, please tell us. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com   Did you want pre-screening tickets to our new movie, 24 Jump Gleep: Senior Year: Sophmore Year? Send us an email an we will get you squared away. tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com     If you want to try to get PiGu's Mental Farts to start posting episodes again, the best thing you can do is give them a listen (we are not affiliated with them in any way, and do not condone harassment, pestering,  badgering, murder, or kitchen rape of any sort) https://anchor.fm/s/2d1561c/podcast/rss  - This is their RSS feed.   Do you want to watch Tony Stewart and Jared Fogle absolutely dunk on the McDonald's Big Mac? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rev8g9LaSQ

3 Kesä 20221h 14min

Today is all about getting banned from the library, but for what reason would the esteemed hosts of this podcast possibly get banned? It's something you will have to listen to in order to find out. Also, all of it is true! Probably. Maybe.   Let us know if you'd like to have the ability to shield your ants! We are having a clearance sale on stupid powers! 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com   Maybe you would rather have the ability to shoot testicles from your nose on command? This power is full price for obvious reasons tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com

31 Touko 20229min