Lindy and Meagan Got PWNED by God’s Influencer

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But THIS episode is kickin’ it ALL the way back to the 90’s. We’re talking Danny Tanner's back problems. Amnesia. Bugs Bunny playing his little ukulele. Andre 3000. Radio psychics. Was it intentional to do a 90’s themed ep or is it just the bats in our attics? Hard to say. And speaking of psychics, IS AHAM PSYCHIC??? Let us know what you think deartextmeback@gmail.com

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TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is produced by Alli Slice.

Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols.

You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie content, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan!

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