I Hate It But I Love It

This week, we're talking about the 2005 film Constantine! We discuss vibes that work some of the time, how this film felt like it was adapted by people who have NEVER read any material pertaining to J...

21 Touko 202553min

This week we're talking about the Jason Statham joint The Beekeeper! We pitch a slew of alternate endings, talk about the ONE thing that would have made this movie better, and try to get through a des...

14 Touko 202557min

This week we're talking about Batman Forever! We discuss the practicalities of adopting a college-aged man, get real gross about how into Batman Chase Meridian is, and contemplate this movie's surpris...

7 Touko 20251h 10min

This week we're talking about the 2003 medieval romp TIMELINE! We discuss a highly involved concept for time travel and get distracted by trebuchets. Produced by Andrew Ivimey as part of The From Su...

30 Huhti 202551min

This week we're talking about Joss Whedon's Dollhouse! We discuss a concept that just doesn't work (and is actively creepy at best) and praise the actors who managed to make the best of a crappy situa...

23 Huhti 20251h 40min

This week, we discuss the 2003 reboot of FREAKY FRIDAY! We praise Jamie Lee Curtis, do NOT praise Chad Michael Murray, and talk about how one woman's Freaky Friday is another woman's Idle Hands. Th...

16 Huhti 202549min

This week, we take on CHARLIE'S ANGELS: FULL THROTTLE, a sequel that dares to ask, "What if we made a film... for no one?" We discuss atrocious Irish accents, bizarrely sexual content, and undue atten...

9 Huhti 20251h 2min

This week, we're talking about PLEASANTVILLE! We discuss a perfect performance by Joan Allen, how this movie makes us extra-resent The Newsroom, and how exactly half of this movie works. Produced by...

2 Huhti 202555min