Married at First Sight, Season 12, Week 14
With less than two weeks until decision day, not a whole lot has changed with the individual couples. Although it was a Chris-free episode, we weren’t without a varsity ball-bag to be annoyed by — tha...
16 Huhti 20211h 25min
Beware of the Mid-what? (Lifetime Movie)
Sarah and Mary recap the Lifetime movie, “Beware of the Midwife,” — and it’s a fun one. Did the movie make a lot of sense and was it a good use of their time to watch it? Not really. Do they have a sp...
13 Huhti 20211h 3min
Married at First Sight, Season 12, Week 13
Sarah and Mary are very much looking forward to decision day in less than three weeks. Mostly because then they won’t have to deal with Haley’s pursed butthole lips or Chris, the narcissistic, bad egg...
9 Huhti 20211h 20min
Wastin’ Away Again in Eric Robertsville (Lifetime Movie)
The Eric Roberts obsession continues for Sarah and Mary in their recap of Lifetime’s “Stalked By My Doctor: Patient’s Revenge.” As the third in the “Stalked By My Doctor” series, this one does NOT di...
6 Huhti 20211h 13min
Married at First Sight, Season 12, Week 12
Sarah and Mary are thrilled to see Dr. Pepper resurface alive and well, even remotely, in this week’s episode of MAFS. Sarah is relieved at the limited airtime Chris receives, however, she remains hig...
2 Huhti 20211h 17min
Deadly Confusions (Netflix Movie)
This week’s recap of the trending Netflix movie, “Deadly Illusions” is a lot. A lot of what? We’re not really sure. A lot of work, definitely. Sarah and Mary can confirm that they both, in fact, watch...
30 Maalis 20211h 27min
Married at First Sight, Season 12, Week 11
The one month anniversary of the couples has Sarah and Mary feeling all of the feels. Sarah is concerned that if Clara doesn’t hear an “I love you” or experience full penetration, she might not make i...
26 Maalis 20211h 22min
Paddle Bored to Death (Lifetime Movie)
This week’s Lifetime movie — the accurately titled, “Deep Blue Nightmare” — has Sarah and Mary questioning if Lifetime really knows much about the ocean, maritime safety, or life in general. Guys, it ...
23 Maalis 20211h 12min
