How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine

Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive sleep deprivation, and our good friend, comedian Mike Schmidt, joins us to share a story of the disastrous results of falling asleep at work.The HTS gang is ...

14 Maalis 20231h 28min

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive an alligator's attack. The hilarious Paul Gilmartin shares the tale of his smackdown with a legendary wrestler.Check out our Patreon!The NEW Merch...

7 Maalis 20231h 14min

Danielle and Kristine discuss surviving a dangerous blizzard, and the hilarious Eliza Skinner joins us with a story about surviving a blizzard trapped with a new boyfriend.Kristine shared helpful info...

28 Helmi 20231h 4min

Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a drug overdose, and actress Rebecca Metz (Better Things, Shameless) joins us to talk about her friends getting caught with drugs at the Canadian border in h...

21 Helmi 20231h 5min

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a street fight, and our friend Jesse Thorn joins us to talk about growing up in San Francisco and how he survived a street fight of his own.Do you ...

14 Helmi 20231h 23min

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the world’s deadliest creature: Mosquitoes! — bites, diseases, and all the dastardly ways they ruin your life. Then, the incredible Patton Oswalt ...

7 Helmi 20231h 14min

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive sex, and our guest Lizzy Cooperman joins us to talk about her own harrowing experiences dealing with sex and an undiagnosed illness.Check out our P...

31 Tammi 20231h 6min

Danielle and Kristine discuss childbirth dangers, and comedian Matt Braunger shares his adventures of driving across the country during a pandemic with his newborn daughter.Then it was time to birth t...

24 Tammi 20231h 11min