
Luke’s Getting Married?! Jan’s 'Fan of Melon', and No Plus Ones Allowed!
In today’s episode, Luke and Jan get chatting about weddings and all of the important stuff; should you pay for plus ones you’ve never met at your wedding? Can you get away with wearing white as a gue...
25 Syys 202530min

A Bone to Pick with Jan, Psychic Trips and Keeping Secrets ;)
On this week's episode, Luke and Jan weigh up the pros and cons of whether of not Luke should get a ‘fur baby’. There’s also a strange visit to a psychic, and a chat about why so many of us hold onto ...
18 Syys 202543min

A-List DMs, Sexy Songs and Princess Diana
Have you ever messaged an A-Lister? Don’t worry, you’re not alone; Luke has a (secret!) love for Cameron Diaz, and he’s been sliding into the DMs, but has he ever had a reply!?Plus Jan shares her memo...
11 Syys 20250s

Back To School: The Hamnetts are Skivers and Cheaters!
We’re into September, and that means only one thing… it’s back to school! Luke and Jan reminisce about their school days - someone’s a skiver and someone’s a cheater - but who is who?! We’ll give you ...
4 Syys 20250s

*Major* Soap Confessions, Lads Holidays, and Podcast Kisses with Danny Miller
Luke is joined by actor Danny Miller, who you might know as the unlucky in love Aaron Dingle in Emmerdale. Luke and Danny chat about Emmerdale’s LGBTQIA+ storylines, and how Danny’s character broke th...
28 Elo 202556min

Selling Feet Pics, OnlyJans and Luke’s Internet Search History
This weeks episode welcomes Jan back to her rightful place as Queen of the podcast, and the conversation does NOT disappoint. Luke has the privilege of explaining OnlyFans to his mum, while Jan wraps ...
21 Elo 202537min

Parenting Styles, Ghost S*x, and a Forgettable First Meeting - with Stacey Dooley
Luke is joined by the amazing presenter and actor Stacey Dooley, and let’s just say this chat is BROAD! They cover off gentle parenting (is that a real thing?!), right through to meeting Lily Phillips...
14 Elo 20250s

Luke's Up For an Honour - YAY! and Jan Receives A D*ck Pic :(
On this week’s episode, Queen Jan is back to debrief on another week in her life with Luke. And while Luke is preparing for an honour in Stoke, Jan is being sent d*ck pics(!) Don’t worry though, that’...
7 Elo 20250s



















