Therapy Gecko

A couple pauses their date night to sit in their parked car and chat, I try to convince a caller not to buy a Porsche, a caller ponders celebrity nonsense, and a final caller gets cucked by God. You ...

23 Helmi 20251h 9min

A caller experiences an episode of existential dread after taking some time off work, and shares their perspective on romance, figuring shit out, and just being alive in 2025. He called at a time that...

19 Helmi 202558min

After talking abstractly about life for a bit, a caller explains how he wound up on a Japanese TV show with his dentist’s cousin. Later a caller tries to start a legal weed business instead of followi...

16 Helmi 20251h 25min

Email topics include the murder of 1.2 trillion animals per year, a fictional crush making someone a better person, and a bunch of other things. I drank a lot of coffee before I recorded this. I am so...

12 Helmi 20251h 9min

A caller tells her life story of growing up with a dysfunctional family in the Appalachian area. We get into a lot of wild stuff in this one. Ok. I am a gecko. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko...

9 Helmi 20251h 19min

A caller tells his story of being flown to Indonesia at age 19 to become the CEO of his family business after his father died. Later a caller and I talk about life and a final caller’s engagement bre...

5 Helmi 20251h 17min

A caller talks about what went wrong while he was working hard to take care of his girlfriend and roommate. Afterwards a caller sort of knows The Beatles and a final caller longs for farm life. You ...

2 Helmi 20251h 13min

Hello I am reading viewer mail. Email topics include whether or not porn is cheating, trying to be less annoying, pig jizz, getting ur gf stolen by a guy from Xbox live, and a bunch of other stuff. I ...

29 Tammi 20251h 10min