
FOOD FIVE THOUGHT
What are thoughts? What is food? We find out the answers to these questions sort of. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckoto...
17 Touko 20211h 27min

WHAT COLOR IS RED?
I ask people what color red is because I have no idea. Topics include a caller who’s lost interest in his wife, a caller that was once addicted to eating used chewing gum, a caller who hasn’t brushed ...
10 Touko 20211h 30min

RIDICULOUS GECKO PRANKS
Topics include failed senior pranks, an aspiring therapist who has trouble feeling emotion, sexual paintings of cows, and more. We also discuss what it means to do something meaningful and whether or ...
2 Touko 20211h 36min

A VERY SICK GECKO
I was very sick last week but I streamed anyway and this is highlights from that. Topics include keeping a lingerie mannequin in your living room, whether or not to buy a heating accessory for your fl...
21 Huhti 20211h 44min

MY SISTER AND ME (feat. my sister)
My sister Chloe returns to the podcast to talk with callers about Internet etiquette, labels in relationships, Witch TikTok, and more. Later I speak with someone addicted to stalking people online and...
14 Huhti 20211h 36min

ONLY IN THE SHOWER
Topics include doing mushrooms with your mom, leaving the mormon church, meeting strange men from the Internet and more. We also discuss an unconventional way of getting revenge on a roommate and talk...
7 Huhti 20212h 11min

ANCIENT GECKO TRADITIONS
We learn all about our callers’ traditions. Including shoving pizza crust up their ass, getting into bar fights, knitting, and more. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now...
24 Maalis 20211h 56min

TACO BELL UNIVERSITY
Topics include selling vacuum sealed underwear on Craigslist, ghostwriting erotic novels, how to get on your school’s Instagram meme page, and more. We also discuss the benefits of working at Taco Bel...
12 Maalis 20211h 35min



















