Twilight Phase

“so like how much seggsy talk am I allowed to do in this copy?” -Melissa “make it x-rated” -Maya This is it, fam. Bella is HOT and BOTHERED and has decided to go for Edward’s cold, cold eggplant emoji...

15 Tammi 20221h 8min

HAPPY NEW YEAR LISTENERS!! New year, same shenanigans. In this episode of Twilight Phase we keep it real with you all with more conversations about bones and vampire sperm. Plus, we follow along as Al...

8 Tammi 202256min

There's a rumble in the woods, listeners! Detective Bella casually solves the case of the vampire army in her 24th hour of not sleeping and as a reward is licked chin to hairline by a giant moronic wo...

18 Joulu 202154min

Welcome back, listeners! In this episode Bella is the LEAST excited anyone has ever been to throw a cool high school party, for some reason all these smarty farty vampires don't make the OBVIOUS Victo...

11 Joulu 20211h 1min

We're BACK BABY and ready to drag Bella for fiiiiiiinally putting two and two together on some major plot points. Even if her graduation is a little lackluster, we have some, like, smart literary anal...

4 Joulu 20211h 3min

Hi, fam! I wish we could say we’re back, but we’re not. Apologies for the (mostly) unplanned for hiatus, but life is WILD: Melissa has COVID! So while we have not been able to record an actual episode...

21 Marras 202125min

FOLKS, queue up that good good blue tint, put us on your speakers, hit play when we say so...and watch Twilight with us! The Twilight Phase movie commentary you never asked for is finally here <3 Happ...

30 Loka 20212h 7min

UGH this is the stupid chapter where stupid Jacob kisses Bella even though she makes her feelings PERFECTLY clear, and Edward is the only person who cares about her feelings. At least Bella punches Ja...

24 Loka 20211h 6min