Twilight Phase

Hey fam! We're back from vacation and we aren't the only ones...Vampire Jesus is BACK AGAIN (in our inboxes) because there's plenty more to discuss. Then we read some tarot cards that were EERILY ON-P...

9 Tammi 202154min

T’was the night before Saturday, and to what did we find, but three podcasting twihards, perpetually behind. Happy holidays, friends!! We may not have gotten a regular episode out, but we DID record ...

19 Joulu 202042min

THE PORT OF ANGELS! This iconic chapter in Twilight is brought to life by everyone's favorite eternally moody teen in Midnight Sun. We make some BIG realizations in this chapter involving the true rea...

12 Joulu 20201h 10min

This week we pose a philosophical question: If we could have skipped this chapter and not noticed, does the chapter even exist at all? Immediately we are disabused of the notion that we might learn mo...

5 Joulu 202058min

We discuss a chapter that is p thin since Bella is doing interesting things and Edward is not, we learn Rosalie's very obvious secret, and there's this whole metaphor about Bella's lullaby. Also if hu...

28 Marras 20201h

BLOOD TESTS, Y’ALL. You know the chapter. You know the story. But now from a WHOLE NEW PERSPECTIVE. and woof fam, Eddie Boy is on a whole new level. Do humans eat lunch? Don’t ask this eboy with mult...

21 Marras 20201h 12min

Y'ALL THIS CHAPTER WAS SO GOOD. Edward gets humbled, goes to Bella's room for the first time, and then asks her on a DATE! And along the way he tells us of his many ~*~torments. Email us at twilightp...

15 Marras 20201h 14min

Is this a chapter with no flaws? Okay, not quite, because it starts out a little rough (Eddie, *we* can't read *your* mind), but in the end is it possibly the best chapter of the book?? We have multip...

7 Marras 202054min