329 - Easter Egg Hunt
On a special Easter edition of the program, my plan to spread the Good News about McDonald's Pizza via Easter egg hunt is thwarted by an agent of the cloth.
31 Maalis 202420min
328 - Chicken Pizza Blessing
Upon learning that Chick-fil-A is now serving pizza, I seek to discover whether it is prepared in the same way as the restaurant's standard menu items (blessed by Jesus Ben-David, a.k.a. The Christ).
24 Maalis 202419min
327 - Dumpster Diving
To make sure McDonald's Pizza does not fall victim to rising fast food costs, I test a plan to secure a cheap pizza crust supply chain by fishing them out of dumpsters.
15 Maalis 202419min
326 - Declining to Run
After careful consideration, I have decided not to run for president of the United States, and I contact my journalist colleagues to let them know why.
9 Maalis 202414min
325 - Mea Culpa (My Bad)
Upon further review and contact from the KFC corporation's legal team, I issue some retractions and clarifications about statements I made concerning the KFC Chizza.
1 Maalis 202422min
324 - Chizza
As KFC is poised to introduce a monstrous chicken/pizza hybrid product called the Chizza, I arrange to care for the poor victims who may be affected.
23 Helmi 202420min
323 - The Panzerotti
I go undercover to investigate the mysterious success of McDonald's Italy's pizza-like novelty called the panzerotti.
16 Helmi 202417min
322 - The View
I tell the tale of my visit to The View and the unfortunate encounter I had with Ms. Whoopi Goldberg.
9 Helmi 202422min
