Open Water S.29 Ep.21

How much can you accomplish in 11 MINUTES? If you’re Kimberly, you can watch exactly half of a King of the Hill rerun, the only movement made by your thumb fast forwarding the commercials. If you’re Katie, you can test approximately 4 new eye shadows and pet one and a third cats. The killer in this episode was WAY better at time management… Or was he? 11 MINUTES has it all– a pair of magic handcuffs, a sassy sheriff and a pair of twins who look alike(!), and the winner of the MTV Video Music Awards Best Kiss! Hint, one of the kissers was a 17 year old future FBI man, and the other was a dog, and one of them was not what you’d call… alive, per say. If it looks, walks, acts, feels, tastes and smells like a new Dateline, then it’s a new Dateline!   Official Description from NBCU: The father of an Alabama teenager calls the police after he returns home to find his son had thrown a party. Just 11 minutes after the deputy leaves the house, there is another 911 call placed. What could have happened? Josh Mankiewicz reports This week’s episode is sponsored by LIVELY! For a limited time, get $10 off your first order by visiting: wearlively.com/datedateline and enter datedateline at checkout. US listeners check them out! This week’s episode is also sponsored by HelloFresh! For $80 off your first month of HelloFresh, go to HelloFresh.com/DATEDATELINE80 and enter DATEDATELINE80. Give them a shot! They are simple and delicious. Remember, if you’re enjoying ADWD, you can get an extra Guacaepisode each month by becoming a Patreon! Your support helps us produce more content and will help us get to Crime Con! www.patreon.com/datedateline CrimeCon discount code: DATEDATELINE19 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

25 Apr 20191h 41min

It’s time for another Kimberly’s Favorite episode and you know what that means… either an owl is involved, a Starbucks super-fan is being wrongfully imprisoned or in this case, a family of unlikely criminals have some of the best prison phone calls in Dateline history. Andrea Canning is reporting on the hateful murder of a laid-back Dad with special guest Evelyn, the greatest grandma on earth. Kimberly and Katie discuss the why and oh-my-god-whys of this case, while learning about sauerkraut, the birthplace of Snooki, and most importantly that elegance is LEARNED. Please enjoy this unbelievably special episode of A Date With Dateline! WARNING: This episode may contain strong and ill-advised New Jersey-ish accents that are ongoing throughout and are not geographically accurate. Description from NBCU: A car belonging to a missing man erupts in a blaze, leading to clues regarding his whereabouts. Andrea Canning reports. This week’s episode is sponsored by Care Of! Please visit the site www.takecareof.com and use the code DATEDATELINE50 (50% off your first order!) to get started on a super easy, personalized daily vitamin subscription! Remember, if you’re enjoying ADWD, you can get an extra Guacaepisode each month by becoming a Patreon! Your support helps us produce more content and will help us get to Crime Con! www.patreon.com/datedateline CrimeCon discount code: DATEDATELINE19 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

18 Apr 20191h 18min

After some grievous technical difficulties, K & K are back with a recap of a classic Keith Dateline. In this recap, Kimberly shares her vast knowledge of home makeover shows, Katie shares her somewhat questionable knowledge about vampires and vikings and both are delighted when Keith upholds his Harvard Man reputation by reading the viewers a letter. A letter written by a man to his town which is TMI of the highest order and contains enough typos to cause Kimberly to break into a full sweat. Please enjoy this very, very, very special episode of A Date with Dateline, brought to you by Kimberly’s Antiquemporium, Baby Ballroom and Huckleberry the golden retriever. Official Description from NBCU: In small-town Colorado, a sudden marriage sows tension in two families. Then a murder uncovers secrets, lies, and a mystery that had been buried for years. Keith Morrison reports. Remember, if you’re enjoying A Date with Dateline, you can get an extra Guacaepisode each month by becoming a Patreon! Your support helps us produce more content and will help us get to Crime Con! www.patreon.com/datedateline Join us at CrimeCon using discount code: DATEDATELINE19 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

16 Apr 20191h 22min

Sir Mankiewicz of Mank Hankies royalty returns to Dateline with a case full of misleading accusations, mismanaged county contraband, misdirection by detectives and a mysterious mouse who will leave everyone with questions. Especially Kimberly and Katie, who always have many questions. Including, why is there a detective wandering around in the shrubbery? What it an incel and how much is knowing about it going to ruin your week? Can you return your Generosity size jeans for a full refund and if not can you exchange for a Resourcefulness in the boyfriend cut? With so many suspects Kimberly plays some who done it poker and gets a Full House in this very, very special episode of A Date with Dateline! Official Description from NBCU: When Ohio mother Heather Bogle goes missing, a detective identifies multiple suspects, until he himself comes under scrutiny for his investigation. Josh Mankiewicz reports, and interviews Bogle’s family, and four potential suspects in the early stages of the investigation, including her brother and ex-girlfriend. Remember, if you’re enjoying A Date with Dateline, you can get an extra Guacaepisode each month by becoming a Patreon! Your support helps us produce more content and will help us get to Crime Con! www.patreon.com/datedateline Join us at CrimeCon using discount code: DATEDATELINE19 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

5 Apr 20191h 35min

Keith, the lean king, returns to Dateline with new case of football loving frats, wire-wearing rats and court rulings to bristle at. Kimberly and Katie answer the hard hitting questions of the week such as – Are sniper reenactments in your neighborhood cause for alarm? Why is Zack Morris such a cad? Will the real Aimee please stand up, if that is her real name? And is a cool Kentucky cop a long lost relative of a popular and stylish Dateline host? Find out in this very, very special episode of A Date with Dateline. Official Description from NBCU: A young woman finds out that her boyfriend might have shot and killed a college football player out of revenge. She struggles with coming forward to officials, fearing she could lose her life. Keith Morrison reports. Please take a minute to check out this episode’s sponsor EVERYPLATE! https://www.everyplate.com/ For 6 free meals across your first 3 weeks and free shipping on your first delivery, go to Everyplate.com and enter datedateline6.” Remember, if you’re enjoying A Date with Dateline, you can get an extra Guacaepisode each month by becoming a Patreon! Your support helps us produce more content and will help us get to Crime Con! www.patreon.com/datedateline Join us at CrimeCon using discount code: DATEDATELINE19 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

28 Mars 20191h 38min

Dateline is back back backgammon again! This weeks second non-secular bathtub Dateline episode features Andrea covering a sad slip and fall turned murder case in New York City. This crime is complete with May/December affairs, online gaming addictions, private members only clubs and Kimberly and Katie are here to spill all the jew-sy gossip. That’s right. Kimberly takes everyone to Hebrew school in an episode finally featuring her people! Did you know she was Jewish? Discussions include the plain dumbest defense theory of all time, Pee Wee Herman sightings in the most unlikely of places and THE MOST DANGEROUS GAME IN THE WORLD. No, not hunting man… BACKGAMMON. The more you know, folks. Now with more Seinfeld and Fiddler on the Roof references that you can shake a menorah at (and Kimberly misses a prime opportunity to make a “Becky’s Schmeckle” joke) please enjoy this very special, XL episode of A Date With Dateline. Official NBCU Description: Following this week’s verdict, Andrea Canning reports on the murder of Shele Danishefsky, a wealthy New York City finance executive whose 2009 death was originally ruled accidental. This week’s episode is sponsored by Care Of! Please visit the site www.takecareof.com and use the code DATEDATELINE50 to get started on a super easy, personalized daily vitamin subscription! Remember, if you’re enjoying ADWD, you can get an extra Guacaepisode each month by becoming a Patreon! Your support helps us produce more content and will help us get to Crime Con! www.patreon.com/datedateline CrimeCon discount code: DATEDATELINE19 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

21 Mars 20191h 44min

Forget the bathtub, this is a swimming pool size episode! Once again, K & K have skipped Friday and gone for Saturday night’s TWO Walmart trip episode with the best title ever, Devil’s Bathtub. Discussions include Andrea’s tact when interviewing folks who are making questionable love choices, epic side-front-all around the head bangs, the quiet power of Mr. Michael Bolton and a woman named Linda… who just isn’t sure what to make of any of this. And will be sure to tell you just that. It’s Time, Love, Tenderness, and far too much drain cleaner. Please enjoy this extra large drive thru daiquiri special episode of A Date with Dateline. Official Description from NBCU: In the summer of 2016, a twisted family drama begins to unfold in an affluent suburb after Craig Rideout, a father of seven, stops returning phone calls. Andrea Canning reports. Note from K & K: We are very excited to be sponsored this week by Lola! Please check out their services at https://www.mylola.com and be sure to use DateDateline for 40% off subscriptions at checkout! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

14 Mars 20191h 44min

In the latest recap of the Saturday night Dateline, K & K are talking about a home that has more cameras than the Big Brother house, the strangest interaction with a father-in-law in Dateline history, and the most ornery neighbor in all of Georgia. Her name is Cathy and she WILL speak to the manager. All that, plus Kimberly throws some epic shade at Little Women’s Meg. It’s The House on Sidney’s Cove, hosted by Dennis CAN’T GET Enough! Official Description from NBCU: A wife and mother of three disappears without a trace in the middle of the night. Dennis Murphy reports.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

7 Mars 20191h 35min