Cruise Ships and Nip Slips

Welcome back to another episode of Bloodline Banter where this week we somehow managed to cover the Met Gala, global pandemics, Sonic sewage disasters, the Pythagorean theorem, and the possibility that chickens were probably traumatized the first time they laid eggs. So basically… business as usual.

We kick things off reacting to some of the most questionable Met Gala looks we’ve ever seen and quickly spiral into a discussion about whether celebrities are getting dressed by fashion designers or abandoned at Hobby Lobby with a hot glue gun and a dream. From there, things only get more chaotic as we dive headfirst into the newest virus outbreak, cruise ship conspiracies, masks, vaccines, and why Riley thinks half the country would willingly survive another pandemic inside Walmart.

Somewhere along the way, we also recap a night out on Broadway that nearly ended with Riley taking a solo swim in the Cumberland River, discuss suspicious homeless signs, and question why Church of God ladies always seem to appear in denim skirts on Lower Broadway. We also get into growing up Southern, small-town gossip, and why Georgia State Patrol officers seem to materialize out of thin air like federal agents from the future.

Then things somehow turn educational during Bloodline Brain Check where we discover we may not actually know basic geography, what GPS stands for, or the capital of Australia. Honestly, the American school system probably gave up on us years ago. And just when things couldn’t get any more unhinged, Landon relives the traumatic experience that made him quit Sonic after being told to vacuum mystery sewage liquid out of a kitchen floor drain.

If you’ve ever gotten lost on Broadway, questioned literally everything you learned in school, nearly died working a minimum wage job, or looked at a Met Gala outfit and thought “what the hell am I looking at?”… this episode is for you.

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