Are You COMPATIBLE… Or Just Really Horny?! Answering YOUR BURNING Astrology Questions on Love, Sex, and Exes (It's TEA!)

Are You COMPATIBLE… Or Just Really Horny?! Answering YOUR BURNING Astrology Questions on Love, Sex, and Exes (It's TEA!)

Are you compatible… or are you just weirdly horny? Welcome to the 50th episode of AstroloTea, divas! To celebrate, Aliza is answering your most BURNING, SALACIOUS, TEA-ROTIC questions about love, sex, soulmates, exes, and everything you’ve always wanted to know about astrological compatibility — but may have been a little too shy to ask. Honey, get ready for a very delicious sip; in fact, it may be an aphrodisiac!


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Together, we get into the astrology of attraction, chemistry, and relationships — including why certain birth chart placements may be drawn to affairs, what actually matters when comparing two people’s charts, and different ways to understand compatibility. Aliza breaks down the roles of your Sun, Moon, Mercury, Venus, Mars, and Rising sign synastry, and why a “perfect” astrological match doesn’t necessarily mean a perfect relationship. Plus, we’re talking retrograde romances, getting back together with an ex, the upcoming Venus Retrograde, and whether secretly pulling someone’s birth chart before the first date is harmless curiosity… or completely unhinged. It’s sexy! It’s scandalous! It’s educational! And,of course, it’s tea.


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(0:00:00) Welcome to the Tea Party

(00:11:18) Question #1: Does your partner need to be into astrology?

(00:17:32) Question #2: Why is the best sex of my life always with the WORST people?

(00:25:39) Question #3: What is the difference between a synastry chart and a composite chart?

(00:33:08) Question #4: Is it okay to get back together during a retrograde?

(00:41:26) Question #5: What matters MOST for compatibility — Sun, Moon, Venus, Mars, or Rising?

(00:47:22) Question #6: Is checking someone’s birth chart without telling them invasive?


Episode 50. This episode was recorded on September 16, 2026.

You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip.

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