BONUS: Twelve Days of Elf Control Christmas
Merry Christmas from everyone at Elf Control! https://youtu.be/4LM7zDeQy_Q elfcontrolofficial.com
24 Dec 20234min
5|10 - Let it Burn
Christmas eve, when boys and girls put out milk and cookies in excited anticipation, oblivious to the fact that Santa has become more interested in delivering podcasts than toys.
23 Dec 20235min
5|9 - Investment Opportunity
Is Christmas in crisis? With so many Gameboxes to be delivered Santa needs to find his Christmas spirit or Elphonse will need to find a new job.
21 Dec 20234min
5|8 - Timber!
Santa’s existential crisis has put Christmas under a cloud.
19 Dec 20233min
5|7 - Arctic Hell
The old stable, off limits for reasons we don’t speak (refer to Season 1!) of now appears to be undergoing major restoration works.
17 Dec 20233min
5|6 - Store Visit
It’s store visit time, a chance for wide eyed children to meet the real Santa who’s a little low on Christmas Spirit but quite full of other spirits.
15 Dec 20233min
5|5 - Holiday Hobbies
We’re only days from Christmas and all appears under control at Elf Control giving the North Pole elves some freedom to explore other hobbies.
13 Dec 20232min
5|4 - Coal Crisis
Is it sustainable to continue gifting coal to the naughty children, or is it time to consider an alternative?
11 Dec 20233min
