Ep. 35 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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7 Dec 20201h 30min

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30 Nov 20201h 36min

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23 Nov 20201h 26min

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16 Nov 20201h 29min

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9 Nov 20201h 18min

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2 Nov 20201h 10min

SPONSORS: - Head to Policygenius.com right now to get started and see what weirdly specific amount they could save you - Get your first visit absolutely free at ForHims.com/bears -Go to NoDaysWasted.co/BEARS and use code BEARS at checkout for 20% off and free shipping in the US. - Get 20% Off and Free Shipping at Manscaped.com/BEARS - Go to Feetures.com/CAVE to get $10 off your first pair! - Go to Talkspace.com or download the Talkspace app and use promo code BEARS for $100 off your first month. Bert Kreischer is out for this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, but Ryan Sickler joins Tom Segura in his place. Ryan and Tom start out this episode by discussing Jeffrey Toobin's recent scandal and take a look at OJ Simpson's video response on the matter. They share stories from being on jury duty, and read an email from a super cool mom. This prompts Ryan and Tom to share some of their craziest sex stories, as well as stories about strippers, Woody Harrelson, and Ryan's old roommate. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

26 Okt 20201h 30min

Tommy and Brent are doing standup together at the Rose Bowl on 10/28! Get your tickets at https://www.2bears1bowl.com/ Did you miss the XXL event of the year: 2 Bears 1 Cave LIVE!? You still have time to watch it. Get tickets here: https://ymhvirtual.com/ SPONSORS: - Get an extra three months of ExpressVPN for free at ExpressVPN.com/CAVE - Go to Whoop.com and enter “BEARS” at checkout to save 15% - Go to MugsyJeans.com/2Bears and use code "2BEARS" for $10 off! Tom Segura and Bert Kresicher start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by recapping their recent tennis match, as seen on 2 Bears Live. They call Tom's tennis coach, Michael, to get his opinion on the match. The Bears also discuss Bert's other athletic abilities including archery, baseball, and basketball. Bert also pitches the idea that he should run for mayor of Los Angeles. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

19 Okt 20201h 12min