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15 Nov 20211h 22min

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8 Nov 20211h 14min

Become a paid channel member of YMH to experience an AD-FREE version of the show here : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYIgiXwJck_Pb5Nj-wIrsqg/join SPONSORS: - Get 25% off when you go to https://LiquidIV.com and use code BEARS at checkout - Be the big winner this holiday season with a gift from MVMT. Go to https://MVMT.COM/CAVE! Join the MOVEMENT! - Go to https://saatva.com/theshit for $200 off your order - Go to https://GetSuperLeaf.com/bears and use promo code BEARS for 40% off your entire order for the month of November - Go to https://ShipStation.com and use the code CAVE to get a 60 day free trial - Get 15% off your order at https://BuyRaycon.com/bears - Head to https://PolicyGenius.com/CAVE to get started right now. Policygenius. When it comes to insurance, it’s nice to get it right. - Check out https://FIVERR.com and receive 10% off your first order by using the code CAVE And we're back in G-Bay Studios in Austin with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer and Bert is ON one, coming in hot with some cocktails! Bert is still on the fence if he has serious neurology problems, tries to give another history lesson about the Middle East trouble makers, and Bert shares his new found love, Starbucks Reserve! Bert realizes he can make his own coffee infused alcoholic beverages and starts experimenting! After Tom talks about the cigar lounge he tried out on the road, Bert realizes who much better Tom is at touring than he is. Tom suggests Bert should get someone to drive him around, which tail spins into Bert wanting to be sponsored by a Hooter Jet. Do Hooters still have jets? Bert talks about when he hung out with NFL quarterback of the Green Bay Packers, Aaron Rodgers and we get a quick update on the weight loss! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1 Nov 20211h 13min

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25 Okt 20211h 26min

SPONSORS: - Head to https://PolicyGenius.com/CAVE to get started right now. Policygenius. When it comes to insurance, it’s nice to get it right. - Go to https://saatva.com/theshit for $200 off your order - Visit https://mudwtr.com/bears to support the show and use BEARS at check out for $5 off - Go to https://birddogs.com enter promo code “BEARS” and they’ll throw in a free Birddogs Whistle Tip Football. - Go check out https://AdamAndEve.com today, select one item and get 50% off including FREE shipping when you enter offer code BEARS. Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back in the G-Bay studios out of Austin! They talk about the new James Bond movie "Tomorrow Never Dies," and how Bert's biggest problem with movies is wanting to do his own stunts. Bert also reveals his love for Jessica Chastain for the national treasure she is. They go over small baller moves and ask for some fan submissions. Bert then reveals he JUST found out he has long balls. How long? Absurdly long. The bears discuss how they met their wives, and then describe the hardcore love scenes they want to shoot in the movie they're filming together. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

18 Okt 20211h 6min

SPONSORS: - Go to https://3Chi.com and use code BEARS at checkout to receive 5% off your order - Get three extra months free at https://ExpressVPN.com/CAVE. - Go to https://WHOOP.com and use code “CAVE” at checkout to save yourself 15% off today. - Go to https://HelloFresh.com/CAVE14 and use code CAVE14 for up to 14 free meals plus free shipping! - Get 25% off when you go to https://LiquidIV.com and use code BEARS at checkout It's another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer out of Austin and we're getting decadent! Bert tries to talk less and ask Tom more questions about what he values. We get into how big of an impact Chris Rock has had on him. We then get a little too much insight on Bert's experience in the bathroom. Bert then wants to find out what luxury means to Tom as they discuss, whiskey, cigars, watches and more! Tom then gets into what it was like to get the car he's been fantasizing about for more than 15 years. Tom shares a devastating meme of Bert and almost dies laughing. The bears then try to imagine their wives with hot throat tattoos and discuss possible matching tattoos for themselves. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

11 Okt 20211h 11min

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4 Okt 20211h 28min

SPONSORS: - Go to https://3Chi.com and use code BEARS at checkout to receive 5% off your order - Get 25% off when you go to https://LiquidIV.com and use code BEARS at checkout - Go to https://WHOOP.com and use code “Bears” at checkout to save yourself 15% off today. - Get your first visit absolutely free at https://forhims.com/bears. - Go to https://ShipStation.com and use the code CAVE to get a 60 day free trial - Go to https://HelloFresh.com/CAVE14 and use code CAVE14 for up to 14 free meals plus free shipping! - Get 15% off your order at https://BuyRaycon.com/bears Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back together again for episode 100 of 2 Bears, 1 Cave! They talk about the "NYC Still Rising After 20 Years" comedy benefit that Tom performed at with Bill Burr, Amy Schumer, Jon Stewart, Dave Chappelle, Pete Davidson, and many more. Tom reveals that he got very drunk and embarrassed himself in front of Serena Williams and Alexis Ohanian, and shares the interaction he had with one of his comedy idols, Chris Rock. They discuss doing Sober October again, another live show, and Bert reveals the nightmare he had getting through the Denver airport with his family. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

27 Sep 20211h 24min